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Manzo: WWHL Recap – Why Not Show Caroline’s Clip?

On May 19, 2013, Bravo aired a special entitled Watch What Happens Live Special: Jersey Housewives Tell All. It was basically a one on one with the ladies from RHONJ and Andy Cohen. The “Tell All” was an opportunity for Jacqueline, … Continue reading

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RHONJ: Is Bravo Liable for Bravolebrities’ Raging Assaults

Bravo introduced Joe Gorga to RHONJ viewers as he raged at his son’s Christening.  Gorga turned his infant son’s religious celebration into a battle royale: guests were punched, kicked, thrown, pushed – all because Gorga was unable to control his … Continue reading

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RHONJ Marco Sisters’ Fan Tells All

Faux was recently contacted by a woman who was entrusted with running one of the Marco Sisters’ Twitter Fan Pages.  Due to reasons that will become evident hereinafter, this woman shall be known by the alias Jane Doe. Jane sought … Continue reading

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EXCLUSIVE: RHONJ: Melissa Gorga GUILTY of Failing to Use Child Safety Restraint

With all the rumors swirling around, this will confirm that Melissa Gorga was in fact a guest of Boonton Township Municipal Court!  Missy was charged with the following violations: NJSA 39:3-76.2A – Failing to have proper safety restraint on child … Continue reading

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Exclusive: #RHONJ – Bryan Bowen Sets the Record Straight

Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 5 is scheduled to premier on June 2, 2013 and rumors are rampant.  Speculation is abound. Viewers want to know: Will Teresa Giudice receive the “bad edit” yet again; Will Melissa Gorga’s infidelities be … Continue reading

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In the Life: The Story of Mob Royalty – Little Linda Scarpa

Growing up in an Italian neighborhood in Jersey City, NJ, I was fascinated by those ” In The Life” – the term used to describe the men who kept the neighborhood safe. Those men drove fancy cars, lived in amazing … Continue reading

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StilettoGate: RHONJ Brawl Leads to Charges of Assault & Terroristic Threats

Some people never learn . . . The blonde girl is always the first to get hacked up in horror films; The guy wearing the red shirt is always killed on Star Trek; and A brawl always breaks out at … Continue reading

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Laurita’s Son is Center Stage in the Circus Formerly Known As RHONJ

Just when we thought Real Housewives of New Jersey couldn’t get any worse with their exploitation of children, it hits an all time low. The Reality World and most of North Jersey is aware that on March 30, 2013, during … Continue reading

Posted in Laurita's Son Used As StoryLine | 115 Comments

RHOA: Who Owns Tardy for the Party

Much has been said about Kandi Burruss’ case against Kim Zolciak as the drama unfolds to determine: What are the rights that can be acquired; Who owns the rights to Tardy for the Party; and What relief / remedy does … Continue reading

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RHONJ Stark Raving Mad – Plugging Leaks & Defending It’s Talent

UPDATED APRIL 11, 2013 Twitter has exploded with  predictions and accusations about Season 5 of Real Housewives of New Jersey. In fact, predictions commenced even before the Season 4 reunion aired. Season 5 filming is now under way. Bloggers (including … Continue reading

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EXCLUSIVE: Life & Style Magazine – Melissa Gorga’s Image Shows Cracks

Since Melissa Marco Gorga was first introduced to the viewers of Real Housewives Of New Jersey, she has worked relentlessly to create an image of the perfect wife and the perfect mother with the perfect life. The February 25, 2013 … Continue reading

Posted in Exclusive, Gorga: Melissa's Image Cracks | 77 Comments

EXCLUSIVE: Bryan Bowen Courted By Numerous Media Outlets

UPDATE: FEBRUARY 9, 2013 Several weeks ago, twitter exploded when Fame Whorgas identified Bryan Bowen as Melissa Gorga’s ex boyfriend. Within minutes, Melissa’s camp attacked Mr Bowen with vile comments about his recent brain surgery. Bowen responded by wishing them well … Continue reading

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Sandy Relief: Time to Help JR’s Ocean Bar & Grill

The power of twitter has recently brought us someone from Melissa Gorga’s past, Bryan known as @bulldog_nj. Byran has been attacked, ridiculed and tormented by the Macro clan for just existing. His response to these unwarranted attacks has been to … Continue reading

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Gorga: Shirtless Man in Hotel Room with Joey Gorga Revealed

Joey Gorga’s tweets are often strange and difficult to follow since he posts like a horny teenager. He never fails to surpass his bizarre behavior. Last week was no exception.  On or about Saturday, January 19, 2013, Melissa Gorga posted … Continue reading

Posted in Gorga: Shirtless Man with Joe Revealed | 17 Comments

A Miami Love Story: I Will Love You Until . . .

“I will love you until the day after forever . . . ” What happens when the Sexiest Top Model in the World falls in love with the handsome owner of the top nightclub in South Beach? For Joanna Krupa … Continue reading

Posted in A Miami Love Story Krupa & Zago | 27 Comments

Exclusive RHONJ: Jewelry Launch or Cage Fight at Il Tulipano

EXCLUSIVE – Season 5 Filming On January 18, 2013, RHONJ filmed the launch for Kim DePaolo’s Jewelry Line at Il Tulipano in Cedar Grove. . . Cuffs by Kim D. The event will be part of the much anticipated Season … Continue reading

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Copyright Infringement & It’s Chilling Effect On Bloggers

Last week twitter was a flutter with news that a New Jersey based media group filed a lawsuit against a hobby blog for images it posted depicting house parties of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Suddenly bloggers were scrabbling … Continue reading

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Laurita: Analysis of Trustee’s Lawsuits to Recuperate Monies

The Lauritas’ company, Signature Apparel is a bottomless pit of legal headaches for the Laurita Family. The Bankruptcy Court  appointed a Trustee (Responsible Party) to determine, among other things, where the funds had been expended. As a result, the Responsible … Continue reading

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Gorga: The Art of The Game – House Of Marco And FollowGate

FollowGate: This post is intended to explain the lengths by which the House of Marco hate mongers will go to shut down any attempts to reveal their underhanded despicable tactics. Don’t Cry for Me Team Teresa . . . (music … Continue reading

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Federal Court Fast on the Heels of Laurita Family

While pretending that everything is just fine this Christmas, the Federal Court sent the Laurita family an interesting greeting just in time for Christmas. The Scheduling Order was entered on the docket of the Federal Bankruptcy / Adversary Proceeding case … Continue reading

Posted in Laurita: Federal Court Fast on their Heels | 21 Comments