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RHONJ: Gotti Dishes on Rino’s Wondering Eye

Teresa Aprea is half of the hot new dynamic twins on the Real Housewives of New Jersey.  She has it all: a successful marriage, husband who is always the life of the party, a handsome son and two (soon to … Continue reading

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RHONJ: Marchese’s Relationship to U.S. Attorney

RHONJ’s new bad boy is Mortgage Banker James Marchese  (hereinafter “Marchese”), husband of Amber Corbino Marchese. Viewers were shocked and/or relieved by Marchese’s “in your face” style informing Joe Giudice that he wanted no part of him.  Marchese claimed his … Continue reading

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RHOBH Lisa Vanderpump Remains On Top

No one can deny the intoxicating allure of business woman, philanthropist and trend setter Lisa Vanderpump of Bravo fame. Wife to Ken Todd, mother to Pandora & Max, star of two top rated shows, and co owner of two successful … Continue reading

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Twitter Obsessions

On June 9, 2014, I noticed that an account that followed me @PittsburghCOT  posted a private telephone number and threatened to take further action against @Trial7.  @PittsburghCott was being encouraged by Teresa Cramer known as @SheSharpShoots who had a history of failing … Continue reading

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RHONJ Spoiler Alert Amber & Jim Marchese Full Throttle

The Real Housewives of New Jersey will premiere on July 13, 2014 with the most explosive Season ever. New addition Amber Corbino Marchese was introduced as an old friend of Melissa Gorga. Amber wastes no time throwing confronting her cast … Continue reading

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Teachers Gone Wild: Defendant in Leann Rimes Case Targets Critic’s Kid

UPDATE May 22, 2014 in red What happens when an unknown teacher improperly records a telephone conversation with an award winning recording artist and then releases it to the public? Answer: The unknown teacher becomes a household name and social … Continue reading

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RHOBH: Brandi & Yolo Play Assault Card Against Ken

On March 10, 2014, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills aired the Finale. It was the cookie cutter Housewives’ finale where the fan favorite is attacked by the others. In this train wreck, Lisa Vanderpump was forced to endure a … Continue reading

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RHOM: Dr Hochstein Mocks Breast Cancer Survivor on Twitter

Anyone who frequents twitter has seen Richard Wakile, formerly of the Real Housewives of New Jersey go on his infamous twitter rampages against women, insulting and attempting to demean them. See article on Richard Wakile We’ve come to expect vile … Continue reading

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RHOM: Smoke & Mirrors to Deflect from Adriana & Lisa

Part 1 of Real Housewives of Miami Reunion was packed with name calling and accusations but very little in the way of fact finding.   Adriana de Moura seems to have pulled off the biggest scam in the franchise history … Continue reading

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RHONJ: “Successful Developer” Gorga Downgrades

Melissa Gorga once described her husband as a “successful developer” but it appears that she has taken her Louis Vuitton bags and moved back to Green Acres. Melissa has given numerous inconsistent reasons for moving from her “dream” love shack: … Continue reading

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RHONJ: Jacqueline Laurita Sees Tweets That Don’t Exist

Jacqueline Laurita made headlines when she claimed that John Karagiorgis harassed her on twitter by tweeting negative comments about her autistic son. Her accusations were reported in numerous media outlets. Notwithstanding the allegations, the alleged tweets were never produced. Faux … Continue reading

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RHONJ: Caro Caught Between Dina & Protecting Chris

For years, loyal viewers of RHONJ wondered about the Manzo/Laurita mystery: What happened to cause the rift between Caroline and her young sister, Dina? Why would two sisters suddenly stop speaking to each other? In essence, Dina left the RHONJ … Continue reading

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RHONJ: Criminal Court Dismissal Means More Litigation

Earlier today Joe Gorga, Jacqueline Laurita, Chris Laurita and John Karagiorgis appeared in Ridgewood Municipal Court to answer the charges of assault, harassment and / or terroristic threats. Pursuant to the private attorneys’ agreements, the prosecutor made a Motion to … Continue reading

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Exclusive: RHONJ: Season 6 Returns to Family Values

The internet is replete with rumors and speculation about the cast shake up for Season 6 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey.  Several media outlets have reported that Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga are returning; Kathy Wakile will be … Continue reading

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RHONJ: Analysis of Bad Editing in Gorga/Drossos Exchange

On February 28, 2013, Penny Drossos met Melissa and Joe Gorga at Chakra in Paramus. At the time, the filming was reported in blogs and newspaper outlets including the Bergen Dot Com.  Anyone present at Chakra that evening witnessed the … Continue reading

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RHONJ: Gorga Admission Proves Teresa is Target

Tabloids and Social Media is abuzz about Real Housewives of New Jersey. Bravo has once again shifted the focus of whether Melissa Gorga cheated (thus making her Marriage Advice Book a farce) to whether Teresa Giudice was involved in the … Continue reading

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RHONJ: The Carnage Continues – Blame Teresa

In lieu of Bravo’s version of water boarding, commonly known as Season 5 of RHONJ, Bravo should have aired a one hour special where Teresa Giudice is tied to a stake in the middle of the Roman Colosseum; Melissa, Kathy, … Continue reading

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RHONJ: Tweets To Justify Gorgas’ Violence – New Low

This evening’s episode of RHONJ included the introduction of an UNDATED tweet sent by Penny Dross0s-Karagiorgis.  she did wt! Really Mel u want to go there! How did u meet Joe ? Bitch The tweet was used in regards to … Continue reading

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RHONJ renamed “The Bash Teresa Till Viewers Hurl Show”

The Real Housewives of New Jersey is not scripted! Something that is scripted cannot possibly be so utterly inconsistent and so far afield from believability. Instead, RHONJ has become a poorly edited piecemeal series of vignettes patched together with bubblegum … Continue reading

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