Reality Star Teresa Giudice is Back Better than Ever!

Teresa Giudice ReturnsOn December 23, 2015, Teresa Giudice, the star of Real Housewives of New Jersey, returned home to the cheers of her fans.

In order to feed the New Jersey Real Housewives’ drought caused by Teresa’s absence, Bravo recently aired a three part special entitled RHONJ: Teresa Checks In. The special was to showcase Joe Giudice and the girls – Gia, Gabriella, Milania and Audriana and their lives while Teresa was away.  Those scenes were both entertaining and inspirational.  The Giudice girls can carry a show on their own with their crazy antics.

The show included commentary from the Giudice attorney.  With so much misinformation and speculation circulating, we reluctantly agree that the attorney’s involvement was necessary. The attorney explained the legal issues and outlined what Teresa and Joe plan for the future.  We say reluctantly because his presence is a reminder of the hurdles the Giudice family faces.

Giacinto and Antonia Gorga are true loving parents that wear their hearts on their sleeves. Not a dry eye in our house when Milania sought out Nonno Gorga and wrapped her arm around him.

Joe Giudice’s tribute to his father, Francesco Giudice was moving. The fact that Joe was faced with Gia’s 8th grade dance on the anniversary of Nonno Franco’s passing truly showcases how Joe is able to juggle his emotional turmoil while making his daughter a priority.

The subtleties behind RHONJ: Teresa Checks In however, were as captivating as the showcasing of the Giudice family.

First, cousin Rosie was never seen at the Giudice home. She was forced to visit Joe Giudice at his construction site. Their discussion focused on Joe’s impending legal issues. While Rosie’s comments were uncomfortable for the average viewer, at least she didn’t threaten to cut out anyone’s tongue during this exchange.

Then there was Melissa Gorga. Melissa Melissa Melissa. Throughout the show, Melissa whined about wanting to help more with the girls(implying that she does help) ; wanting to visit Teresa – but not being asked or permitted to do so.  Gia explained that they are beginning to mend but “they are not there yet.” So why was it so important for Melissa to let the world believe that her attempts to help are not accepted? Why not emphasize her concern and her participation in the healing process instead of the passive aggressive digs.

Joe Gorga will always be Joe Gorga. Occasionally his concern pops out but then he ruins it by blabbing things like he hopes Teresa being away will have helped her get back to being herself. Really Joe? Even if you think that way, was it necessary to say in public?

While we understand the need to portray a united front, the relationships seem tenuous at best. We will wait and see if Joe & Melissa are able to put their differences aside in light of the fact that without Teresa, there is no show. Without the assistance of their shared attorney, Joe & Melissa’s appearance on Teresa Checks In would have been in jeopardy.

The resilience of the Gia, Gabriella, Milania, Adriana and yes even Joe Giudice is a testament to the strong family that Teresa Giudice created.  They successfully continued her legacy of love and family as if she was whispering in their ear and hugging them when needed.

Congratulations to the Giudice family: Teresa Giudice is back and better than ever.
Giudice Family

Stay tuned for some exclusive news about the new Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Brandi Glanville Is Honored With a Little Help From Her Friend

No one can dispute that Brandi Glanville has had a rough time on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The season ended with Brandi being estranged from four of the six fellow housewives. Viewers were horrified by her antics on the show. Glanville admitted that she tells her sons “she’s acting” to explain her behavior.

Public relation experts opined that unless Brandi could repair her image, she would not be invited back for another season. So the question was where would she start?

On May 6, 2015, Glanville received a Woman’s Achievement Award from a Charity known as the Associates for Breast and Prostate Cancer Studies based in California. Full story on ceremony on All Things Real Housewives.

According to the Charity’s website, the Award “honors women of achievement” and was created “to recognize women who have been major influences in their industries and in the community.”

So the puzzling question was in what industry or community is Brandi Glanville a “major influence.”  What factors did the Charity utilize that would result in Brandi receiving such an award?

Interesting to note that Brandi has a connection to the Charity:  Brandi’s good friend and former cast mate, Carlton Gebbia! It’s a family affair!

Carlton’s mother in law, Gloria Gebbia, is President of the Charity and Carlton’s father in law, John J.  Gebbia, is Vice President of Corporate Affairs for the Charity. Link to Officers and Directors.

What an interesting coincidence!

Special thanks to @Suzannah10Gem and @STLUCIANIDOL91 for their assistance.

Kristen Johnston Attempts to Censor Critics & Conceal Her Antics

Just when we thought Kristen Johnston had reached rock bottom, she falls off a cliff into full troll mode. In last few days Johnston has joined trolls in attacking an anti bully site known on Twitter as @AntiBullyEmpire.

Johnston reposted and recklessly participated in spreading a false and horrific claim about the man behind the Anti Bully Empire Forum.   A  review of the Forum, the twitter time line of @AntiBullyEmpire or the troll who first made the accusation show how absurd such a dangerous accusation is. Yet, rather than review any of these items, Kristen Johnston (who in the past falsely referred to twitter users as meth dicks, addicts and faking cancer) reposted the reckless accusation with her commentary:

Kristen johnston tweet on AntiBully Web Site

Johnston further reposted false and unsubstanted lies told by notorious internet troll Carrie Magnuson known as @20hmygata (previously suspended as @2ohmygata for posting child exploitation tweets)

Kristen Johnston Blog Carrie Magnuson

See full article on Carrie Lynn Magnuson, samples of her vile trolling and read  her disgusting twitter feed here twitter @20hmygata.

Carrie chase threatens jobs

carrie with serious mode saying to fuck a boy modified blog

carrie posting J miller daughter pic blog

Compare Magnuson’s feed to @AntiBullyEmpire and determine for yourselves why Kristen Johnston is promoting Magnuson and perpetuating the lies told to ruin the Anti Bully Forum.

Kristen Johnston claims she was bullied and harassed with hundreds of stories and tweets. Read the 3 Stories written by Faux Reality that led to Johnston’s absurd inflammatory accusations:

Rise & Stand Victimizes Victims dated March 2, 2014 –READ FULL STORY

Did Rise & Stand Defraud Kristen Johnston dated June 17, 2014 –READ FULL STORY

Cable Actress Kristen Johnston – Where is She Now dated November 14, 2014 –READ FULL STORY

Read Faux Reality’s recent response to Kristen Johnston’s defamatory blog and her abusive attempts to suspend any twitter account who sought to tweet the truth and expose her erratic and bi polar social media behavior:

Kristen Johnston’s False Claims & Underhanded Tactics dated June 22, 2015- READ FULL STORY 

Yes folks, Kristen Johnston either lied or is delusional. There were never hundreds of articles and tweets.  There were 3 articles! The Delusional or lying nut known as Johnston wrote an inflammatory and slanderous blog, then her attorney sent a Cease and Desist Letter thinking they would shut Faux Reality down. It didn’t work.

Then in March, 2015, Johnston’s crazy escalated yet again when she accused Faux Reality of being involved in her melt down before the Alabama Drug Education Council.  Faux Reality did not write any articles in response to her delusions while her fans continue to attack Faux Reality for her reckless false accusations.

Then recently, Kristen Johnston’s crazy surfaced yet again, claiming she was being harassed and stalked by Faux Reality. My June 22, 2015 article was written in response to her tweets and Comments that she had been stalked FOR YEARS!

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RHOBH Season 5, The Reunion And Unanswered Questions

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion is still fresh on the minds of viewers.

  • Lisa Rinna’s Double Standard Dance;
  • Yolanda Foster’s heartbreaking health issues;
  • Eileen Davidson’s voice of reason and common sense;
  • Brandi Glanville’s quest for a tampon endorsement;
  • Lisa Vanderpump’s journey to cut the negative out of her life;
  • Kim Richard’s complete denials and outbursts; and
  • Kyle Richard’s heart wrenching awakening.

After 19 episodes, viewers become invested in the Season and as such expected answers at the Reunion.

Unfortunately, Brandi Glanville made sure that the Reunion would ignore most of her bad behavior throughout the season and instead highlight the issue of Kim Richard’s sobriety.

The following is a synopsis of Season 5. After reviewing same, Please determine whether the Reunion was balanced in it’s focus:

Episode 1: Brandi’s move and her preoccupation with the 23 year old mover Jake Ryan.  Kyle and family vacation in Lake Tahoe. Brandi and Kim decide to stalk Brandi’s ex-boyfriend JR, a man Brandi claimed cheated on her while they were dating (as per Brandi’s November 25, 2014 Blog).

Episode 2: Kyle’s white party is the perfect backdrop for the return of the original housewives Adrienne Maloof, Camille Grammer and Taylor Armstrong. Brandi asks Adrienne to meet with her to apologize for past wrongs and Adrienne agrees. As part of the apology to Adrienne, Brandi claims that her close friendship with Lisa Vanderpump clouded her judgment towards Adrienne (thus blaming Lisa for her actions). Not surprisingly, Lisa Vanderpump is not receptive to Brandi’s attempts to put the past behind them.

Episode 3: Lisa Vanderpump throws Lisa Rinna a birthday party at Pump. Brandi is airing her legal issues with her ex husband with on camera discussions with her attorney. Kim and her daughter are shopping for a wedding dress. Lisa Rinna introduces us to Eileen Davidson.

Episode 4: Kyle and family meet up with Yolanda in Spain for a vacation on a private yacht. The vacation is interrupted when Yolanda gets word that her daughter was pulled over for a DUI.

Episode 5: Kim’s daughter gets married. Lisa Vanderpump receives a star on the Palm Springs Walk of Stars. Yolanda attends to her daughter.

Episode 6: Yolanda and Eileen bond over lunch. Lisa Rinna returns to her hometown in Medford Oregon to visit her parents. Kyle hosts a BBQ where Eileen meets the women. Brandi continues to badger Lisa Vanderpump about attending her housewarming party.

Episode 7: Brandi holds a housewarming party. Kyle shows her concern as her daughter prepares to leave for college. Lisa Vanderpump holds a charity event at PUMP – Brandi asks if she wants her to eat her pussy to the shock of all.

Episode 8: Brandi and Lisa Vanderpump meet for lunch where Lisa makes it clear that she will be cordial but their tenuous friendship will never be the same. During lunch with Eileen, Lisa Rinna and Yolanda, Brandi throws wine at Eileen. Yolanda hosts a dinner party where Brandi is forced to apologize about throwing wine, but then proceeds to act the fool in front of Yolanda’s guests.

Episode 9: Brandi critiques her ex husband’s reality show.  Yolanda and Kyle leave their children at college. Lisa Rinna stars in a movie with her husband and Penn Jillette.

Episode 10: Wine Tasting. Poker night at Eileen’s home. Lisa Rinna has the ride from hell with Kim. Brandi and Kim exhibit bizarre behavior at the poker party. Brandi and Kyle get into a physical altercation.

Episode 11: Confrontation between Kyle and Brandi continues. Lisa Rinna hosts a jewelry party where Brandi is confronted by Eileen and Yolanda about her behavior.

Episode 12: Max announces to Lisa Vanderpump that he wants to research his past. Kyle visits Kim and discusses the reasons for her bizarre behavior. Brandi visits Kim to discuss the reasons for her bizarre behavior. Brandi crashes Kyle’s mixer where the two fight with Brandi telling Kyle that not even her husband wants her.

Episode 13: Lisa Vanderpump and Max receive the DNA results. Eileen calls for a lunch with Kim and Kyle to discuss their issues. The ladies are concerned about Brandi’s friendship with Kim. Lisa Rinna does Brandi’s podcast then has lunch with Brandi to discuss her behavior. Brandi turns the discussion topic to Kim.

Episode 14: Table read at Eileen’s home. Yolanda confronts Brandi about her drinking, Brandi brings up Yolanda’s daughter. Brandi meets her friend on the beach to discuss Kim’s sobriety. While on the beach, Ken calls to invite Brandi to Lisa Vanderpump’s surprise party provided she is on her best behavior. The ladies attend Lisa Vanderpump’s party.

Episode 15: Scavenger Hunt. Flashback to Brandi telling Kim that Lisa Rinna is questioning her sobriety. Brandi mistates what was said at her lunch with Lisa Rinna. On plane, Kim snaps at Lisa Rinna. David Foster’s charity gala. Amsterdam – Kim is hostile to Kyle at the airport.

Episode 16: Dinner where Kim and Lisa Rinna brawl. Space cake fun turns sour when Brandi goes after Kyle about being a hypocrite.

Episode 17: Ladies split up to tour Amsterdam. Differing opinions on how they handled situation with Kim and Lisa Rinna. Dinner on Boat turns ugly when Brandi repeats rumors about each person while claiming it was a joke. Brandi then slaps Lisa Vanderpump.

Episode 18: Brandi’s attempts to apologize about the slap falls on deaf ears. Brandi goes out with Max’s young friend. Lisa Rinna tells Kyle about Brandi’s comments. Kyle confronts Kim in Palm Springs about Brandi.

Episode 19: FINALE: Adrienne invites the ladies to her party with plenty of fireworks. Lisa refuses to accept Brandi’s apology which causes Brandi to throw a tantrum. Kim initially asks what Lisa Rinna said then doesn’t want to listen when Lisa Rinna finally agrees to respond. Brandi storms out of the party.

Much was left unanswered at the Reunion while so much attention was focused on Kim Richards:

  • There were no questions about Brandi’s relationship with JR, despite her tweets indicating that the love triangle among JR, Sandra and her would be answered in Season 5.
  • There were no questions about Brandi’s antics at Kyle’s mixer; her “eating pussy” remark; her unprovoked verbal attacks on Kyle or Yolanda’s daughter.
  • There were no questions to Brandi about her scenes with her lawyer or watching her ex’s reality show.   Brandi was not called out on saying she never watches her ex husband’s reality show, then commenting that he talked about her in every episode.
  • There were no questions to Brandi about her “apology”to Adrienne wrapped in digs that it was her friendship with Lisa Vanderpump that made her do what she did.

In fact, a review of the above synopisis clearly illustrate that Brandi remained unaccountable for most of her antics throughout the season.

RHOBH: Eileen Davidson Shuts Down Brandi Glanville

The second installment of the Reunion for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is explosive. The First Look Preview addressed Brandi Glanville’s obsession with Eileen Davidson’s marital history.  Eileen is fed up and she is hanging up on the issue and Brandi once and for all. . .

When Andy Cohen broached the subject of the infamous wine toss, the floodgates opened. While Brandi initially blamed the wine toss on being a super fan, Brandi’s comments throughout the season proved a more nefarious reason for her verbal and physical assaults on Eileen.

A series of Flashbacks were shown to illustrate Brandi’s questionable interaction with Eileen throughout the season:

Flashback to Wine Toss Lunch

Brandi: He was married when you met him.

Eileen: We both were.

[Brandi Confessional: It’s not like I’m the scorned woman police, but it’s hard for me not to feel mad . . .]

Brandi: She’s a whore on TV. . . Do it. Do it. [Brandi throws wine at Eileen]

Flashback to Poker Party

Brandi: I mean. . . I feel like I wanna have sex with him [him being Vince, Eileen’s husband]

Eileen: [Looks at Brandi in shock] Maybe not.

Flashback to Lisa Rinna’s Jewelry Fundraiser

Brandi: I’m really sorry [about throwing the wine]

*      *     *     *

Eileen: [about Brandi’s conduct at the Poker party] cursing and my sons are upstairs. It’s a little disrespectful.

[Brandi’s Confessional: If she thinks fucking saying fuck is provocative, she needs to get out more.]

[Eileen’s Confessional: I think Brandi needs a thesaurus. Find some other ways of expressing herself.]

Flashback to Boat Dinner in Amsterdam

Brandi: [Points to Eileen] being a home wrecker.

Eileen: Don’t call me a home wrecker. Don’t bring it up. Braaandi.

[Brandi’s Confessional: Did Eileen sleep with a married man while she was married? She did. I know a lot about it.]

END FLASHBACKS. Back to Reunion.

Andy indicates there is much to discuss and so it begins:

Andy: [to Brandi] What were you thinking when you threw the wine in her face?

Brandi: I guess I wasn’t thinking. Caught in the moment.

Eileen: The wine thing started out with “Oh I’m a fan.” Then in the interviews, Brandi said it was about how I met my husband when we were married to other people.  [Looks at Brandi] And that became your thing with me. I’m like ok, I didn’t know you felt that way until I started seeing it, then I said OH MY GOD. Then I realized it had gotten leaked, calling my husband’s ex-wife, different tabloids. I had to have conversations with my children.

Brandi: What?

Eileen: With. My. Children. I had to let them know.

Brandi: I read it on line.

Eileen: I had to let them know it was out there. Throwing the wine then saying it in interviews.

Brandi: It was on line.

Eileen: I know that Brandi, but saying it in interviews. And calling me names. . .

Rinna [to Brandi]: Why do you do the things you do? Why do you say such hurtful things? What happened to you as a child?

Brandi: Nothing. I had a great childhood. So don’t go there. Parents together. In love.

Rinna: I wanted to know at our lunch. What happened and why do you act the way you do?

Brandi: You’re not a therapist.

Rinna: I’m not. But I’m around this. I can ask about your behavior. You can ask me too.

Eileen: Can I say something, since this started with my whole thing.  When the tabloids called my husband’s ex wife, you know what she said, “Eileen and I are great friends. She’s an amazing step mother” and she hung up. And I’m hanging up on you and this topic because I’m sick of it. . .

Brandi: okay

Eileen: And I can tell you one thing, try to make things better with your husband’s new wife for your children’s sake. . .

Brandi: You don’t know anything about that.

Eileen: . . . that’s all I’m saying. I’m not saying you have to forgive. That’s all I’m saying.

Well Andy wasn’t done with the issue so he addressed it from a slightly different angle.

Andy [to Brandi]: Was that a trigger? Knowing how she met Vince?

Brandi: I don’t have any friend that would fool around with a married man. I had one and I dropped her as a friend.

Eileen: Because you are the moral compass of the show.

Brandi: I never said I was.

Eileen: But you’re not judgmental.

Brandi: I never said that I wasn’t. We’re all judgmental.

Eileen: Then Shut the Fuck up.

Brandi: No Fuck you.

Eileen. No. Fuck you.

Brandi: I’m not shutting the fuck up.

Eileen: You talk too much and that’s your problem.

Andy: Going back to the wine she apologized to you for throwing the wine. Did you erase it or was it still there.

Eileen: I went “Oh Crap. That’s who these people are.”

Rinna: It freaked you [Eileen] out.

Brandi: She did not accept my apology.

Eileen: Because of what she said in the interviews. I did accept your apology. When I realized you weren’t sincere and that you were just saying that and it was really about how I met my husband, I went ok then she’s not sorry at all and you weren’t being honest and you were being judgmental.

Brandi: I was being honest.

Eileen: Not to my face.

Brandi: I did say you’re a home wrecker. I did say that to your face.

Eileen: I am a home maker.  And I have a great family. Thank You Very Much.

And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how a Lady shuts down a judgmental hypocrite.

RHOBH: Brandi Glanville Uses Kim Richards As Human Shield

“If she really had a concern, she would have come to me because that is what people do.”

These are the words of Kim Richards. She makes it clear that people who have a concern about someone, should address it with that person.

So if Kim Richards’ best friend Brandi Glanville has a concern, she should bring it to Kim “because that’s what people do!” Right?

Well apparently, Brandi didn’t get the memo dictated by Kim Richards. Let’s review a conversation that occurred on camera after Brandi’s lunch with Lisa Rinna.

Brandi and her friend / “addiction specialist” Jennifer discuss Kim’s sobriety AND Kim’s medical issues (who does that?).

As with the Rinna conversation, it is Brandi who brings up the topic of Kim Richards.


BG: [walks up to Jennifer on the beach] It’s like a workout trying to find you.

JG: Hi.

BG: You look cute. How are you?

JG: I have had better days. Better weeks. Just dealing with my break up. I do want to ask you if I can stay the night. . . maybe for a few nights. I kind of need a little time together. I don’t want to be alone.

BG: Yeah.

[phone rings – speaker phone – Ken Todd invites Brandi to Lisa Vanderpump’s surprise party. Asks her to be on her best behavior]


BG: Kinda fucked up.

BG: I went to lunch with Lisa Rinna, she asked me why all of us were all pretending like Kim Richards was sober. Recently she took a pill of Monty’s . . .

JG: That’s called RELAPSING. You don’t take someone else’s pills. You don’t take the pills you were prescribed and abuse them either. I have not seen her do any drugs . . .

BG: I haven’t either.

JG: But I can tell you , I assure you if you spot it, you got it. I work in the field. I am a recovering alcoholic / drug addict. Taking her husband’s medication because her back hurts? My back hurts. . .

BG: She has a hernia. . . hey I don’t know.

[BG’s Interview – When Kim told me she took the pain pill that wasn’t hers, the way she behaved that night, it scared the shit out of me cause I know she’s in a fragile state]

BG: Should I be the person hanging out with her since I like my vino? NO.

JG: She should not be hanging out in these circles yet. Like. It took me five years in my sobriety until I could be out on my own.

BG: I know. I feel weird having a glass of wine in front of her. She was fine. . . FOR A WHILE.

BG: She tells me how proud of her sobriety she is, she trusts me and she loves me.

JG: Does she go to meetings. Does she have a sponsor. Does she go to therapy. Is she involved in all that stuff?

BG: I wish she had people to lean on like a therapist or like sober friends.

JG: Do you have the tools to save her or help her? No one can save Kim but Kim.

BG: She doesn’t have the tools right now.

JG: First of all Kyle . . .

BG: That is not the route to go, Kyle and Kim have a fucked up relationship where Kim . . .

JG: Has Kyle gone off on her recently?

BG: Gone off like crazy.

[BG’s Interview – I don’t believe Kyle understands what Kim is going thru at the moment in her life. Kyle believes that it’s history once again repeating itself and there is so much more to it.]

BG: Oh my God, I don’t know what to do.


Clearly Brandi’s responses indicate the following:

  • Kim has serious problems;
  • Kim needs help;
  • Brandi is not qualified to provide the help she believes Kim needs;
  • Kyle doesn’t know the extent of Kim’s problems;
  • Kim has a “fucked up relationship” with Kyle (magnified by Brandi’s involvement in their lives).

So what does Brandi do?  Does she ask Jennifer the “addiction specialist” to speak to Kim? Does she go to Kim off camera like a friend would do? Does she contact the dozens of other family members that love Kim? Does she remember that she acknowledged to Lisa Rinna that Kim would kill herself if she thought people were discussing her sobriety in public?

Brandi’s version of Rinna Lunch Differs From The Truth

In true Brandi “shock and awe” bombings, three days before the Amsterdam trip, Brandi tells Kim her version of the Brandi / Rinna conversation. Transcript of the Brandi / Rinna conversation click here.

[ BG’s Taking Head- BG says – “Kim’s pissed cause I told her what Lisa Rinna and I talked about at our lunch”]   

BG: The first thing she said when she sat down is “why is everyone pretending Kim is sober when she is not.” Because of the one pill thing, she said that makes you not sober. She wants to know if you have a sponsor and if you have sober friends. I just felt like I was put in a messed up place and I just wanted you to know before we all went on a trip together that this is clearly a conversation she is having with people.

[ BG’s Taking Head- BG says – “I felt like it needed to get said to Kim and not behind her back.”]            

Brandi LIE. Truth is Lisa Rinna started the conversation about Brandi Glanville being mean. It was Brandi who deflected the topic to bring up Kim Richards.

Brandi LIE. Truth is Rinna never asked Brandi who her sponsor was or whether she had sober friends. Those questions were raised during Brandi’s conversation with Jennifer Gimenez.

[KR’s Taking Head- KR says – “These are personal questions, I don’t think it’s anybody’s business where I  went to treatment and if I have a sponsor”]  

KR: My program, my sobriety is my business. If somebody thinks me taking that pill the other night makes me not sober in their eyes it’s their opinion and their problem. I was in pain and I took it. It definitely didn’t agree with me but that doesn’t make me not sober today.

[ KR’s Taking Head- KR says – “If she really had a concern, she would have come to me because that is what people do.”]  

Brandi knew she was going on the Amsterdam trip with a bullseye on her back for her misdeeds. So she took Kim, her only ally, spoon fed her misinformation about the most vulnerable area of her life – her sobriety and sat back to watch the blood bath.

With friends like Brandi . . .

RHOBH: Brandi Glanville Killed Three Birds With One Stone

The Season Finale of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills left many unanswered questions.

Viewers of the popular reality show were left wondering what did Brandi Glanville and Lisa Rinna actually discuss about sobriety;  will Kim Richards ever see through Brandi’s manipulations;  when will Kyle Richards stop feeling responsible for her abusive sister; when will Yolanda Foster smash Brandi in the head with a lemon; will Lisa Vanderpump finally buy Brandi’s rental, evict her and turn it into Chateau Scheana; and will Eileen Davidson run for the hills – far far away from DramaVille?

The Season seems to have focused on who started a rumor as opposed to whether the rumor is true.  Viewers are being force fed that whether Kim Richard’s needs help is not nearly as important as who said she needs help.

Brandi Glanville took aim at Lisa Rinna, Kyle Richards and Kim Richards – Brandi’s weapon of choice? a seemingly friendly conversation Brandi had with Lisa Rinna that she then misquoted to Kim.  The conversation was the catalyst for all the dissension that occurred thereafter. Here is how it came to pass. . .

On the same day that Lisa Rinna appeared on Brandi’s podcast, Rinna and Brandi met for lunch to discuss why Brandi was so angry with the other women.  The following is a transcript of the conversation between Brandi and Rinna:

LR: You did great, by the way [on the podcast].

BG: I felt odd because I wasn’t 100% prepared.

LR: I’m going to be honest with you, I have been with the girls and there’s been a lot of conversation . I’m trying to figure you out. They are very upset and they don’t understand why you’re so mean and I go ok, if she’s mean, why is she mean? What happened? Have you been abused? I bring all this up because I go . . .

BG: I’m not mean.

LR: Is she in pain? They say you’re mean. I’ve seen the aftermath of what’s gone down with the Richards’ sisters.

BG: Am I temperamental? Yes I am. Am I a mama bear? I want to protect people, yes. When you hit me, I go lower unfortunately.

LR: You can really go there to hurt.

BG: I’ve never had any issues with Yolanda or the stuff with Kim from years ago was because she wasn’t well. I mean we get along lovely now. I feel like her big sister and she’ older than me.

LR: Interesting dynamic.

BG: Yeah, it’s hard for me because it’s not something I signed up for. Kim came to me. She doesn’t have a lot of girlfriends and she told me that I’m her best friend. And it makes me sad. That puts a lot of pressure on my shoulders. I’m not the best person . . . I’m not a therapist. I’m not a sober companion. I am none of those things. You know and so it’s hard for me. I can’t change who I am to take care of Kim but at the same time, I can’t just let go of her.

LR: She’s taking pills, she’s taking something.

BG: She has a hernia. Like I told her. She said she’s just doing the patch. I’m not going to call her a liar.

LR: I know you can’t. Also if nobody wants help. . .

BG: Have I seen her smoke, drink, take a pill? No I haven’t.

LR: Does Kyle realize that her sister is in this kind of trouble?

BG: Does anyone not?

LR: I see people acting like this is not a big deal and this looks like a really big deal to me.

BG: I can’t say anything.

LR: It sounds serious. It looks serious. It smells serious.

BG: It can’t exist for me. She feels safe with that.

LR: So basically when you’re with her, you have to live a lie and not really deal with it?

BG: [Brandi nods] We are all thinking we are protecting her by not saying it.

LR: You’re not. You’re hurting her. Something is going to happen. Well, something has already happened.

BG: More than you even know.

LR: [Looks shocked]

BG: If anyone were to say, we were wondering about your sobriety, she would die.

LR: You know what? There’s a lot of opinions, there’s a lot of things going on but I do think that the pressing issue is . . .

BG: Kim.

LR: Kim and her health. I mean it’s not like we can do an intervention on her.

BG: No, she’s not.

LR: It’s not our place. But we are privy to someone who is in pain. . . who is suffering.

BG: Maybe you have an intervention with all of us. Seriously.

LR: Huh? Well we do all need an intervention.

BG: No. Seriously. I know that’s a way of not putting it on any one person and making the therapist be the bad guy.

BG: I don’t know what to do. Have you spoke [sic] to Kyle about it? I can’t talk to Kyle about it.

LR: I can try.

BG: No one else has the fucking balls to do it and Kim would murder me and probably kill herself.

[BG’s interview: My heart and my head don’t usually agree. My heart says I need to talk to Kim and see if she needs to get help. My head says that she says she’s sober so I know when you say you’re sober, you’re sober until you say you’re not.]

LR: I’m concerned because I don’t see people behave like this.

BG: We’re pretending like it’s not happening.


Anyone reading the aforementioned conversation would conclude that Kim Richard’s best friend wants her to get help! In fact, Brandi insinuated that Kim was worse off than anyone knew.  Instead of getting Kim help, Brandi spins the conversation by pandering to Kim’s fears (that people were talking about her sobriety).

Brandi met Kim and summarized her discussion with Rinna by telling Kim that Rinna wanted to know why everyone was pretending Kim was sober; Rinna wanted to know if Kim had a sponsor; Rinna wanted to know if Kim had sober friends. Brandi told Kim that Rinna was questioning Kim’s sobriety with other people.

By misrepresenting the context of the conversation, Brandi undermined Kim’s already shakey relationship with Rinna. She also poisoned Kim’s mind against Kyle for failing to defend her. And finally, Brandi aired all of Kim’s dirty laundry by misrepresenting Rinna’s deep seeded need to help a potential addict in pain.

Why would Brandi admit that Kim “would die” if her sobriety were questioned, then question her sobriety (in the name of Rinna)? Why would Brandi imply that Kim is in trouble and when pressed on the issue Brandi replied “more than you know?” Why would Brandi insist that they pretend to have an “intervention” for all of them, and blame the therapist? Why would Brandi encourage Rinna to tell Kyle that Kim needed help, then misquote the discussion to Kim?

RHOBH: Dinner Parties By Bravo Lisa Rinna vs Kim Richards

What a great adventure: The ladies of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills traveled to the Kingdom of the Netherlands, Yolanda Foster’s homeland. But majestic scenery and exotic locations are never enough for Bravo. . .

While touring the incredible countryside, the tension between Lisa Rinna and Kim Richards continues to build. An explosion is inevitable because Dinner Parties by Bravo always brings the matter to a head. There is no doubt Bravo would have aired the “Christians being fed to the Lions at the Coliseum” if it had been given the opportunity.  So away we go. . .

Since the start of the Season, Brandi Glanville has been portrayed as the evil backstabbing trouble maker to the point that she has become a one dimensional cartoon character. Even Brandi’s critics see the absurdity of the editing.

The viewers have been steered to the Amsterdam trip thinking that Brandi will be the catalyst for the verbal and physical assault. Think again!

The following is a detailed frame by frame depiction of the altercation:

Kim Richards brings up Lisa Rinna’s husband. As Eileen looks on, Lisa immediately reacts to her husband being dragged into the discussion.



Kim is amused by Lisa’s outrage and continues to jab her by mentioning Lisa’s husband.



Lisa is further outraged by Kim’s nonchalant and repeated jabs regarding Lisa’s husband.



As Lisa becomes more agitated, Kyle Richards gets up from the table and attempts to calm Lisa down.


Kim continues to antagonize Lisa. Kyle bursts into tears, begging Kim to stop.

Lisa lunges towards the table and Brandi grabs Lisa’s hand.



Lisa grabs a glass and throws water at Kim.




Kim was unphased. She got up and continued to taunt Lisa while Brandi was forced to restrain Kim.





Yolanda grabbed Lisa to talk distract her from Kim’s taunts.



As the argument escalated, Kyle was so overcome that she fled the scene.



Once again Kim Richards destroys a social gathering with her aggression. Once again Kyle Richards leaves a party in tears because of her sister’s unpredictable and unstable behavior.

The remaining cast members are left wondering what they could have done to prevent it. The Answer is simple – Leave Kim Richards home.

Joanna Krupa Demands Brandi Glanville Tell The Truth

Krupa Glanville Head Shot BlogBrandi Glanville stepped in it AGAIN – her mouth can’t seem to get out of it’s own way lately!

Glanville of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has become notorious for her unpredictable tourretts-like insults about her cast mates, other stars, families, their pets, etc.  But it looks like, this time, Glanville picked the wrong Super Model to trash.

On January 6, 2015, Joanna Krupa retained high powered lawyer Raymond J. Rafool to send Glanville a missive that is loud and clear: “we intend to sue you for lying.”

The missive makes it clear that Glanville’s repeated actions in spreading unsavory statements about Joanna Krupa will come to a stop or additional causes of action will be utilized in addition to those existing thus far. The following letter was served on Glanville:

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Both Lisa Vanderpump and Mohamed Hadid have denied Glanville’s assertions and backed Joanna Krupa.  In fact, Hadid took to twitter when Glanville first made the statement on November 11, 2013 to denounce Glanville and make it clear that Glanville was lying:


So is Brandi Glanville prepared to say Mohamed Hadid is lying? It appears Glanville will have to prove that Vanderpump and Hadid are lying in addition to showing that what she said (and continues to say) about Joanna is true.

Brandi Krupa Blog Head Shot 2Glanville has repeatedly stated that she cannot control what she says, especially when she is angered.  She has also made false statements about Lisa Vanderpump (that she filed for bankruptcy and was responsible for getting Cedric deported, etc.)

This would be a good time for Glanville to reform her ways since Joanna Krupa has just called her bluff and it’s a very legal, very powerful CHECK MATE.

Cable Actress Kristen Johnston – Where Is She Now

It’s heartbreaking to see actors who were once popular fall into total despair, often because of addictions to drugs or alcohol. More tragic are those that attempt to crawl their way back from total ruin only to trade former addictions for new dependencies. Such is the case with Kristen Johnston (@KJoTheSmartAss on twitter).

This once successful actress who claims to have conquered her drug and alcohol addictions can be found daily on social media. Unfortunately she seems to have traded her prior addictions for an unhealthy dependency on acceptance by a handful of followers who are often recovering addicts.

Johnston professes to stay away from controversy (or twitter wars). In fact, when asked in a recent appearance on Kelly and Michael about negativity on social media, she responded that she does not engage in twitter wars. What could possibly be clouding Johnston’s memory?

Johnston seems to have a bi polar personality on social media. She is notorious for inserting herself in controversy; promoting and encouraging her follow base to engage in twitter warfare; then stepping away and professing how she abhors bullies and their tactics (while encouraging and promoting the biggest abusers).

The following is the latest example of Kristen Johnston’s bizarre bi polar approach to social media and her dependency on followers to advance her twisted agenda:

Johnston spin on LeAnn Rimes

On the evening of September 28, 2014, after months of terrifying incidents, the Sheriff’s Department and Venue Security removed an alleged stalker from a LeAnn Rimes Cibrian Concert in California. The alleged stalker had previously crashed the Cibrian’s young child’s birthday party, posting child’s conversations on social media, trespassed on Cibrian’s private property and confronted Cibrian in the presence of their young son. See Full Story of Removal. As soon as the alleged stalker was removed from the concert venue, Johnston posted the following tweets:

At first blush it appeared that Johnston didn’t know the back story and as such commented prematurely . . .

. . . Surely, if Johnston knew the facts, she wouldn’t have called LeAnn Rimes an idiot for looking to protect her family . . .

. . .  Surely if Johnston knew the facts, she wouldn’t have tweeted that the alleged stalker was ejected because she “writes mean shit.”

The alleged stalker crashed her boy’s birthday party! The alleged stalker trespassed onto their private property to take photographs! The alleged stalker followed the Cibrian family and in the presence of their young boy, hollered obscenities at Cibrian. That is far from “writing mean shit.” Why would Johnston minimize the incidents and comment on ejecting the alleged stalker?

Johnston was called out on twitter for tweeting nonsense without knowing the story. In turn, Johnston published a kumbaya blog about why everybody would get along. Johnston claimed to detest bullies and the dark side of twitter.

What Johnston failed to reveal is she was and is a friend of the alleged stalker, Jill Ishkanian. In fact, Johnston continues to follow, promote and encourage Ishkanian on twitter as Ishkanian posts non stop personal information in an effort to intimidate people into silence. So basically Kristen Johnton is full of shit when she states she abhors such tactics.

[insert examples of Jill Ishkanian’s vile tweets]

Upon information and belief, Johnston knew Ishkanian’s prior actions towards LeAnn Rimes and she knew the actual reason Ishkanian was ejected from the concert when she sought to mislead by posting that “the blogger was ejected for writing mean shit.”

Johnston repeatedly states she detests bullies. What she means is she detests bullies unless they do HER bidding.

Recently, Johnston retweeted an account whose sole existence is to torment people on twitter. The account Mary Whack is named to harass a woman known on twitter as Mary Mac who the Mary Whack account drove off twitter. The account is a favorite of Johnston because it identifies anyone who criticizes Johnston’s hypocrisy so that Johnston can subtweet: kjo retweets mary whack thorazine drip blog So while tweeting complete and utter nonsense claiming to abhor bullies who post addresses and call employers, Johnston interacts with the very account that posted this woman’s child! Why? Because @BlueMoonMonday is no longer a Johnston cheerleader. Johnston continues to encourage, promote and interact with the worst most abusive, repulsive accounts on twitter:

I challenge Kristen Johnston to name ANYONE that Faux Reality has bullied. If she is able to provide the name of one individual that didn’t come for Faux Reality first, I will shut down twitter and his website immediately. If she cannot, I suggest she get whatever psychological help she needs – I understand addictions and dependencies stem from mental disorders and hers seem deep and ever evolving. Perhaps her next book should be entitled No Guts.

Where is Kristen Johnston now? She’s on twitter making a fool of herself and recruiting co dependent followers to do her bidding. She’s on twitter encouraging the vilest bully on twitter – Queenz of Media – Skyler St Coxx:


See . Here are a small sampling of Queenz of Media’s typical tweets contacting minors on twitter to torment their mothers, ridiculing cancer victims, applauding the death of another target’s mother, telling a mother that her son sucks a mean cock, threatening to contact another target’s employer, tormenting a professional by accusing her of teaching her students to say “nigger”:

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Congratulations Johnston, you have hit rock bottom by encouraging everything you profess to hate. First Michael, then Anthony, then Tori, then Just Jen, then of course Bling, now meeeeeee! But YOU “don’t do twitter wars.”

Part 2 of the Kristen Johnston – Where is she now: includes her request for money from fans to fund a lawsuit; Johnston’s attempts to censor the truth

FOOTNOTE: Kristen Johnson’s tweets are embedded from her Twitter Account since she frowns upon the posting of screen shots by claiming her tweets are copyrighted (*cough cough, Bullshit) in an effort to censor / silence anyone from exposing her type of crazy.

RHONJ Teresa Giudice Foils Bravo’s Plans For Reunion Chaos

The first part of RHONJ Reunion trilogy aired on November 2, 2014.  The ladies looked stunning . . .


. . . always a contrast to the blood bath that occurs.

Fans of Teresa Giudice were elated that Dina Manzo had rejoined the cast. As a true friend to Teresa, Dina would be present to shield Teresa from Andy’s machine gun fire questions and cast attacks usually reserved for Teresa.  But a funny thing happened “on the way to the waterboarding” . . .

Teresa’s cousins, Kathy Wakile and Rosie Pierri, showed up at the Reunion. Why? What exactly was their contribution to Season 6 that warranted an invitation to the Reunion? It wasn’t long before the reason for their appearance became obscenely obvious.

Rosie and Kathy were invited to provoke Teresa and Dina. Fortunately, the Pierri sisters failed miserably because both Teresa and Dina responded in like.

As to Teresa:

rhonj reunion last year rosie and kathyBackground: Season 4 Reunion. Kathy gratuitously accused Teresa of bad mouthing her mother in law AND then called Teresa’s mother “a fucking liar” and father “a coward.” Teresa responded that her father was far from a coward, in fact he was more of a father to the Pierri family than Papa Pierri.

Rosie snapped. Security had to restrain Rosie backstage to prevent her from storming the stage as she raged at Teresa, “I’ll cut your fucking tongue out . . . I’ll kill you.”

When Teresa asked what was that, Kathy smugly replied, “You know exactly what that is.” Kathy and Rosie justified their actions by shouting that “PARENTS ARE OFF LIMITS.”  By “PARENTS” Kathy and Rosie meant THEIR parents are off limits, not Teresa or Joe’s parents.

The exchange was repulsive.  It was bad enough that it occurred, but it was far worse that Bravo felt the need to air the threats AND Andy was giddy in replaying the threats over and over as he fawned over Rosie. “Everybody loves Rosie” exclaimed Andy.  Only Bravo would applaud terroristic threats.

Season 6 Reunion: Bravo invited Kathy and Rosie to appear at the Reunion even though both were marginal characters throughout the season.

Andy knew the family history; he knew Kathy’s uncanny ability to push Teresa’s buttons; he knew Teresa’s delicate emotional state; and he knew Rosie’s violent explosive reaction to the mere mention of her parents.  So what did Andy do?

Andy replayed the clip where Mama Pierri (Teresa’s aunt) commented on Teresa and Joe’s legal issues by saying “you make mistakes, they catch up to you.”   Andy then asked Teresa to respond to her aunt’s repulsive reaction to her legal issues.

If Teresa had responded there is no doubt that Security would have been pulling the women apart.  Teresa however, foiled Bravo’s plans for chaos at the reunion. Teresa stood up in the middle of Andy’s question and simply walked off stage:

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Andy was left to ask Kathy about Mama Pierri’s comments facing an empty chair where Teresa had been. Teresa refused to return until the Pierri sisters were done.  The whole reason for their appearance at the reunion was foiled by Teresa’s refusal to play into the drama. So instead of the explosive confrontation that Rosie awaited:

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she was left to insult Teresa by tweeting during the airing of the Reunion:

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[Rosie must have forgotten that at the Reunion she stated that “everyone should stay off social media, twitter, twatter.”]

As to Dina:

Rosie and Kathy brought Jacqueline Laurita’s daughter, Ashlee, to do their make up. What a coincidence that they switched to a new make up artist who lives on the West Coast and happens to be Dina’s niece, the niece who has repeatedly attacked Dina on social media. A niece that attacked Dina on social media less than 30 days before the Reunion was taped.

Dina remained unfazed by the Pierri sisters and their coincidental choice of make up artist.  Clearly Dina got the last laugh – by the looks of Kathy and Rosie, it appears that Ashlee is still a make up artist in training.

As far as blanket declarations that parents are off limits, it doesn’t work that way.  If parents film, they are fair game and the pubic has a right to comment.  This is not the first time Mama Pierri was used to hurt Teresa and her parents. See Kathy Wakile’s Forty Year Grudge  Perhaps Kathy, Rosie and Mama Pierri should take note that Teresa is “a parent” to four impressionable daughters when they are busy bashing her without provocation.

Is Brandi Glanville The Other Woman?

Brandi Glanville’s claim to fame and ticket to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was that her husband left her for a celebrity. She is quick to friend anyone who claims to have been jilted. Brandi claims she has no tolerance for cheaters because of how she was victimized.

Yet Brandi never stays true to her word.  She claims to have zero tolerance for cheaters but refers to Mohammed Hadid as her friend; a man she accused of cheating on his wife.  She claims to respect Donald Trump; a man who turned his back on his marriage for Marla Maples.  Most disturbing is Brandi’s on again off again relationship with a man to whom she refers as “JR” or her “real estate agent.”

sandra JRMeet Sandra and JR.

Sandra is the young woman at the center of a rising controversy which will allegedly be used as Brandi Glanville’s story line on RHOBH.

JR is a realtor who works with Kyle Richard’s husband Mauricio Umanski.

Last season on air, Brandi claimed that she and JR were dating.  She then claimed she was disillusioned when JR told her at the eleventh hour that he was “taking a trip with friends.”  Brandi’s spin was far from the truth.

Sandra and JR were a happily ever after couple, living together, vacationing together, making plans for the future . . . until Brandi stormed into their lives like a bull in a china shop.  Brandi allegedly made a point of tormenting Sandra on twitter until Sandra deactivated her account. Brandi’s veiled threats of “revenge” and “Book 3” were warning signs to JR for the world to see.

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Brandi acknowledged that JR had a girlfriend, so why continue the charade? What happened to Brandi’s  zero tolerance for cheaters? What happened to Brandi’s vow never to be “the other woman?”

The following is a chronology utilizing Brandi’s own words. Perhaps Book 3 should be entitled Cheating & Tweeting:

May 2014:

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brandi kill girlfriend or ex boyfriend May 28 blog 3

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June 2014:

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brandi tweet men lie June blog 8July 2014:

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September 2014:

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As soon as Brandi realized her  cover was blown and she was “the other woman,” she immediately lashed out on social media against her ex husband’s family to deflect from her tattered image of being a victim. Within 40 minutes (and without provocation), Brandi redirected her fan base from JR and Sandra towards her ex husband’s wife:

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Viewers look forward to the spin Brandi Glanville puts on her relationship with JR and how she intends to smear Sandra the girlfriend / the ex girlfriend / the roommate.  

Stay tuned for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Book 3: Cheating & Tweeting. 

Brandi Claims She Is Not A Liar or a Gossip Girl

brandi glanville headshot blog“Two Things I am definitely not are liar or a gossip girl” said Brandi Glanville in her Blog dated December 17, 2012.

Really Brandi? Explain the following:

  • Cedric & I modeled in Paris together (thanks @Bitte_B)
  • I didn’t know my girlfriend who accompanied me to Sur dated Adrienne’s husband
  • Kim Richards is a meth head.
  • The Maloofs used a surrogate.
  • Adrienne’s family only owns 2% of the Palms.
  • Adrienne is suing me.
  • Kim’s boyfriend is a gay bull mastiff.
  • Mohamed is a friend of mine.
  • Yolanda told me her ex had an affair while he was married.
  • Mohamed said her pussy smells.
  • Mauricio is cheating.
  • I called Joyce to talk about Lisa.
  • I should have listened to my friends that told me Joyce is a Shit Stirrer.
  • Joyce has fake teeth.
  • The whole reason I don’t get along with Joyce is because of Lisa
  • I talked to Kyle about Lisa.
  • Lisa put the tabloid about Mauricio in my bag.
  • Lisa went bankrupt.
  • Lisa forced Scheana on me repeatedly.
  • Lisa had Cedric deported (thanks @ntmyslftdy28)
  • Kyle told me many things about Lisa.

“In general I am a really fun happy person and don’t like drama filled Bullshit that usually comes with these women” Can Brandi Glanville be this detached from reality?

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As to her relationship with Lisa Vanderpump, Brandi complains that she comes from a place of love & doesn’t understand why Lisa is so upset when Brandi described her as  “strategic”.

No Brandi. You said / wrote much more than Lisa is strategic. You sought to assassinate Lisa’s character/ reputation as follows:


  • I am Shocked to see all the digs Lisa took at Kyle. November 4, 2013 blog
  • I am Shocked at level of ass kissing between Lisa and Scheana. November 4, 2013 blog
  • Maybe when Lisa fainted, she hit her head, That would explain her memory loss. November 19, 2013 blog
  • I honestly feel Lisa is playing the victim card pretty hard here. November 19, 2013 blog
  • Lisa jabs-by-jokes.  November 24, 2013 blog
  • Blog December 2, 2013 Instead of summary of show, Brandi does Summary of Lisa’s “involvement” in Mauricio’s cheating.
  • Lisa is the whole reason I don’t get along with Joyce. January 7, 2014 blog
  • I warned Joyce that Lisa is “sensitive” January 13, 2014 blog
  • I don’t understand why Lisa’s first instinct is to lie. January 13, 2014 blog
  • Lisa and Ken throw a ton of events and expect us all to show up for them.  January 13, 2014 blog
  • We all know it’s Lisa’s way or the highway. February 4, 2014 blog
  • Lisa always talked trash about Kyle. February 25, 2014 blog
  • Lisa sought to put the tabloid about Mauricio cheating in my luggage. On show
  • I told Kyle about Lisa and the tabloids cause I was hurt and retaliating against Lisa. February 25, 2014 blog
  • I knew Lisa would run to Carlton cause that’s her MO. March 11, 2014 blog
  • I know how Mrs. Vanderpump rolls. March 11, 2014 blog
  • Kyle told me many stories about Lisa March 18, 2014 blog
  • Lisa has been in Joyce’s ear, Joyce is the new me. March 18, 2014 blog
  • Don’t get Lisa mad or she’ll come after you. On Show numerous times
  • Lisa had Cedric deported. On Show
  • Lisa went bankrupt. On Show
  • Suddenly Brandi claims Lisa repeatedly thrust Sheana on her contrary to her Blog
  • “Check mate Bitch” preview to RHOBH

Does anyone other than Brandi Glanville think this is not how a friend acts?

sheana blogAs to her ever changing lies regarding Lisa and Scheana of Vanderpump Rules fame, the following are Brandi’s own words regarding Lisa’s “involvement:

  • January 17, 2012 Blog:  Brandi states she was invited to the SUR opening.  Brandi came with her girlfriend – Brandi claims she didn’t know her girlfriend had dated Paul Nassif. When Brandi saw Scheana, she claims she couldn’t help herself and “blurted out” “you slept with my husband”  [on camera and mic’d].  Brandi thanked Lisa for removing Scheana as soon as she was advised who Scheana was even though Lisa hardly knew Brandi.
  • January 8, 2013 Blog:  Brandi states that after much reflection, BRANDI decided to sit and confront Scheana about the affair Scheana had [with her ex 8 years earlier: Scheana worked for Lisa for 5 years].
  • January 15, 2013 Blog:  Brandi is glad that “Mistress Gate” is behind her and looking forward to peace.
  • February 4, 2014 Blog:  Brandi claims she sat with Scheana at Lisa’s request and Brandi did her part “as a friend.”
  •  March 11, 2014 Blog:  Brandi claims she REPEATEDLY asked Lisa not to bring up Scheana, Lisa promised she would not but Lisa did it without warning. WOW look how things change when Brandi thinks she secured her position on RHOBH

Do you have any other examples of Brandi’s actions speaking louder than words? Let us know!!

Former Editor of US Weekly Denied Entry To Concert Amidst Stalking Allegations

The public’s fascination with celebrities is endless and it is that fascination that has spawned tabloids and paparazzi.  Today more than ever, paparazzi are on a crusade for “THE” Photograph that will bring them fame and fortune.

The struggle, however is the public’s fascination versus the celebrities’ right to privacy; their children’s right to privacy – children who never chose to be in the public eye. It appears the controversy has hit a boiling point and celebrities are speaking up and taking action.

In California, Halle Berry and Jennifer Garner are leading the charge to strengthen laws and penalties against paparazzi who stalk celebrities and their children.  The proposed law makes it a crime to “place under surveillance” a celebrity or family member which results in “substantial emotional distress.”  On September 3 2014, the proposed law passed both the Senate and Assembly.  It awaits the Governor’s signature for enactment into law.

What necessitated such drastic protection for celebrities and their children? The following are the lengths with which one paparazza has gone to hunt a family she has labeled her “prey”:

Alleged trespass on private property in a gated community: Recently paparazza known on twitter as @BarbaraAngelo1 breached the security of a gated community and allegedly trespassed on private property to obtain photographs of Eddie Cibrian and his family.  She attempted to sell the photographs to Radar on Line who promptly rejected the photographs citing private property concerns.

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So @BarbaraAngelo1 rallied her twitter followers into a feeding frenzy and released the photographs evidencing her entry and her presence at the very home of the celebrity.

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This sign appears on The Cibrian private Driveway
This sign appears on The Cibrian private Driveway

Without a shred of remorse or contrition, @BarbaraAngelo1 tweeted that she hid in the back seat of an SUV in order to accomplish her mission.

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Clearly someone was driving the SUV that breached security while @BarbaraAngelo1 hid in the back seat.

Crashing a little boy’s birthday party:  As if discovering an obsessed paparazza breached security and was on private property to find her “prey” wasn’t enough to cause substantial emotional stress, @BarbaraAngelo1 reveled in tweeting that she had infiltrated the birthday party of Mason’s  Cibrian, the son of Eddie Cibrian and Brandi Glanville.  She not only took photographs of his celebrity parents but she also tweeted photographs of his friends and the young boy’s conversations with friends and family. @BarbaraAngelo1 rejoiced with her twitter followers about how she was able to get so close to the Cibrian family undetected.

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[All children’s faces have been blurred unlike the photographs posted on social media by @BarbaraAngelo1].

As @BarbaraAngelo1 celebrated her deception, the Cibrian Family feared for the safety of their sons. What parent wouldn’t be alarmed to discover a stranger had  infiltrated their child’s birthday party; posted photographs and private conversations of the children; and was trying to sell the story to tabloids?

On yet another occasion @BarbaraAngelo1 followed/shadowed Eddie Cibrian, his mother and his young son. She brazenly announced that she was “Chasing Eddie.”

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@BarbaraAngelo1 miraculously encountered Cibrian while he ran errands. She posted several photographs while shadowing him.

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Then continued to snap and post photographs as Cibrian loaded items into his vehicle. She then shouted at him while his mother and son sat in the vehicle “His ass is huge, Look at it!”

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When Cibrian  sought to record her shenanigans, she became irate and began screaming at Cibrian in the presence of his mother and his son.

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Again, @BarbaraAngelo1 posted the encounter on social media and admitted to shopping tabloids to sell the story.

Why has this woman taken such an obsessive interest in the Cibrian family appearing on their property and allegedly focusing on their children? Do her alarming actions warrant a closer look? Is this how John Hinckley started?

The self proclaimed Boss Bitch rallies a handful of supporters who applaud and encourage her exploits. @BarbaraAngelo1 is no stranger to controversy.

jill face blog@BarbaraAngelo1 is Jill Ishkanian, the former West Coast editor of US Weekly. After leaving US Weekly, executives accused Ishkanian of allegedly hacking their computers to access stories and information. As a result, the FBI allegedly raided Ishkanian’s home to confiscate her computer. See: USA Today: FBI Probes Hacking Incident at US Weekly

Ishkanian sued US Weekly for making the claims against her. The Court dismissed the lawsuit and awarded US Weekly over $1 million in legal fees. See PageSix of the NYPost: Sleazy Does It: Ishkanian Is Running Out of Money Making Schemes

In 2008, Jill Ishkanian was accused of underhanded tactics regarding photographs of Heather Locklear’s arrest.  According to TMZ,  an anonymous caller contacted police that Locklear was driving erratically. Before police could arrive, Ishkanian was already negotiating with TMZ for the photographs of the arrest. TMZ wasn’t pleased when it later discovered that the anonymous caller was none other than Ishkanian. Apparently, Ishkanian was following Locklear at the time. See TMZ article: Heather 911 Caller Up To No Good

A source close to the LAPD revealed that earlier today Ishkanian allegedly appeared at Cibrian’s wife’s concert with an unidentified female companion. Due to Ishkanian’s prior actions towards Cibrian and his family, Security refused Ishkanian and her friend entry to the building. A source employed by the venue confirmed that Ishkanian and her friend were offered full refunds for their tickets before they were escorted out by a Sheriff’s officer.

An investigation is long overdue to determine how @BarbaraAngelo1 allegedly trespassed onto private property and how she infiltrated a child’s birthday party.

Jaime Primak Sullivan Brings The Cannoli in Jersey Belle

Faux Reality Entertainment is proud to have interviewed the dynamic Jaime Primak Sullivan President of Bridge and Tunnel Entertainment and star or Bravo’s Jersey Belle.

To be successful, it is necessary to make others see things as you see them . . .  That’s exactly why Jaime Primak Sullivan is so successful in her professional and personal life.  She makes us see things as she sees them!

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Meet Jaime: President of Bridge and Tunnel Entertainment and producer of Jersey Belle!

I am brass, outspoken, inappropriate, quick tempered and passionate about the people on my planet – but I am a ride or die friend.   I love unconditionally and I am so fucking fun.  I chose happiness, I choose to live the life I actually want to live. I am the example that with hard work, you can make your dreams come true.  Michael and I are a testament that, although opposites do attract, real all-consuming love does exist.


Jaime’s life is documented in Bravo TV’s sensational hit show Jersey Belle – a Jersey native juggling family, friends, business and the cultural divide between her native Freehold, New Jersey and her new home in Mountain Brook, Alabama.

Jaime’s goal for Jersey Belle was a recipe for ratings gold: Show how “women from very different backgrounds could love each other despite all of their differences.”  So when people kept commenting to her that a Jersey girl who worked as an entertainment publicist from a small office in Mt Brook, Alabama would make for great TV, Jaime thought to show the beautiful appropriate parts of the south through the eyes of a Yankee.

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To insure Jersey Belle’s success, not only did Jaime pitch the show to Bravo executives, she also produces it.  When asked about the most significant career accomplishment to date, Jaime responds:

Jersey Belle – hands down. To pitch a show, a reality show, based on comedy and friendship, to a network that is notorious for buying very little, but at the same time the gold standard for this type of programming… to sell it, star in it, produce it and then see that they made the exact show you pitched – nothing contrived – To say that I’m proud is a gross understatement. My cup truly runneth over.

 Viewers are thrilled with Jaime and her zany Belle’s Luci, Arden, Danielle, Scarlett, Leigh and Haley.  So which Belle would Jaime nominate for Dancing With The Stars, Jaime nominates the the friend “with the best China pattern” Luci: “That woman can’t do much more than the running man, but boy does she try.”

When Jaime is not producing Jersey Belle, she is the President of a highly successful entertainment public relations firm known as Bridge and Tunnel Entertainment which she founded in 2005.  She is currently working on Cawfee Tawks on line and she is producing two films, a horror film and a comedy. As if that is not enough, Jaime has a BIG project to be announced in the near future . . . Perhaps the “Big Project” will be announced on Season 2 of Jersey Belle.

As a wife and mother of three children under the age of six, Jaime juggles her professional and personal life.  She is motivated by how her children view her success and how it inspires them.

jaime family Success is a huge motivator for me. I love to see hard work pay off and my ideas come to life. My children. My daughters watch me in awe when I’m on the phone pitching or closing a deal, Olivia especially. She is fascinated with “How fast mommy talks” … and I love that. It is so important to me that all my children don’t just know but truly believe they can be who and whatever they want to be.

Jaime’s husband, Michael Sullivan is a State political lobbyist in Alabama. So does the outspoken Jaime have to filter herself due to her husband’s straight laced business dealings? Jaime is the first to say she has no idea how to filter herself.  A man of few words, Michael makes every one of them count. Clearly, Michael sticks to Alabama state politics and leaves the entertainment and promotional business to Jaime.

So it’s no surprise when asked about where she wants to be in five years, Jaime responds without hesitation:

 Happily married with healthy children hopefully filming a reverse Jersey Belle where Michael is now trying desperately to fit in living in New Jersey. . .


RHONJ: Gotti Dishes on Rino’s Wondering Eye

Teresa Aprea is half of the hot new dynamic twins on the Real Housewives of New Jersey.  She has it all: a successful marriage, husband who is always the life of the party, a handsome son and two (soon to be three) successful family restaurants. 

Teresa (pronounced Te-Ressa) makes it all look effortless. But getting to where she is today took grit and determination that only a super hero could have pulled off.

teresa twins blogTeresa and Rino were married in 1991. Shortly thereafter in 1995, their son Giovanni was born – a loving family by all appearances.  But “happily ever after” wasn’t meant to be.

In 1999, Teresa caught Rino with another woman – a dancer / stripper (or by Melissa’s definition – bartender).  Teresa packed Rino’s bags and sent him on his way. They divorced that same year. “No one puts Teresa in the corner” not even Rino.

Not to be outdone or discouraged, Teresa started a new chapter in her life.  She didn’t dwell on “the other woman,” but rather focused on her son and concentrating on herself. Teresa was no longer the stay at home mom waiting for her man to come home.   She respected Rino for being Giovanni’s dad but everything else was over . . . almost. . .

After Rino’s initial interest in the stripper / dancer / bartender, he woke up to a lonely house as a part time dad and no loving wife. So the “entrepeNOOR” set his mind to getting his family back.

twins teresa family afterAfter a sentence of ELEVEN YEARS (felons get less time) which required lots of making up, Teresa let Rino back into her heart (and her house) full time. Teresa and Rino remarried on New Years Eve in 2010 with friends and family at their home.

As they resume their Happily Ever After. . .

So why does Victoria Gotti spill the tea? It looks like producers want to perpetuate the myth that the dynamic Napolitano twins are knee deep in family scandals. Don’t be fooled – these ladies are straight up family oriented women.

How does Victoria Gotti know the Twins? The Napolitano family grew up in Victoria Gotti and Linda Scarpa’s old neighborhood. Oh if we could get them to dish about old times and old loves . . .

RHONJ: Marchese’s Relationship to U.S. Attorney

marchese blog jamesRHONJ’s new bad boy is Mortgage Banker James Marchese  (hereinafter “Marchese”), husband of Amber Corbino Marchese. Viewers were shocked and/or relieved by Marchese’s “in your face” style informing Joe Giudice that he wanted no part of him.  Marchese claimed his relationship with the U.S. Attorney’s office made it impossible for him to  associate with Teresa and Joe Giudice.

Tabloids exploded with stories that Marchese allegedly lied about his involvement with the U.S. Attorney’s Office.  Radar On Line called Marchese a “real faker” saying he “lied about his link to Giudice prosecutor.”

Newsflash: The Tabloids are 100% wrong.  Marchese didn’t lie and he is no faker when it comes to his relationship with the U.S. Attorney’s Office under the local supervision of Paul Fishman, U.S. Attorney.

By Faux Reality article dated May 23, 2014, Marchese’s involvement as the star witness for the U.S. Attorney’s Office was well documented. See: RHONJ Spoiler Alert Amber & Jim Marchese Full ThrottleHowever, Marchese’s relationship continues as detailed below:

First and foremost, a layperson uses the terms “Attorney General” and “U.S. Attorney” interchangeably. There is a distinction: The Attorney General’s Office is the State of New Jersey’s highest ranking attorney who prosecutes state law violations. The U.S. Attorney’s office is a Federal Agency under the Department of Justice run by Eric Holder that enforces federal law.  Marchese & Giudice are both involved with the same U.S. Attorney’s office (not the Attorney General’s office).

In or about 2010, Marchese purchased interest in a mortgage company known as Mortgage Now Inc.  Unbeknown to Marchese at the time of the purchase, the U.S. Attorney had been investigating massive fraudulent dealings within the mortgage industry dating back to 2008 that impacted Mortgage Now (Mortgage Now was named as a victim in the massive criminal case).

Soon thereafter, the U.S. Attorney charged a litany of people with mortgage fraud, conspiracy to commit fraud, conspiracy to commit murder, witness tampering, wire fraud, etc in what may turn out to be one of the biggest mortgage fraud cases in New Jersey history.

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One of the Defendants/witnesses involved was a former employee with Mortgage Now.  It was alleged, among other criminal activities, that as a result of a Grand Jury Subpoena served on Mortgage Now, Defendants conspired and did in fact take a witness to a wooded area in an attempt to shoot him.

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As part of the State v. Ricks, et als investigation, Marchese provided the U.S. Attorney with his expertise regarding Mortgage Now’s operating procedures, etc. (details redacted due to the sensitive nature of the matter). The matter is scheduled to proceed to trial later this year.

Based upon Marchese’s participation in State v. Ricks, et al., it was determined that it would be reckless to place Marchese in a social setting with Teresa or Joe Giudice for the the good of the Giudice family AND Marchese where things may be said jokingly or otherwise that Marchese would then have an obligation to report to the U.S. Attorney. (Can you imagine Rich Wakile saying “Hey Joe, I know where the money is buried” or some other idiotic statement?)  Rather than place anyone in such a position, Marchese made it clear TO ALL prior to filming that he would not film with Teresa or Joe Giudice, and would immediately remove himself from any discussions regarding their legal issues.

So why did Marchese attend the First Responder’s Party you ask. . . .

. . . Let’s not forget the adventures of Penelope PitStop where she revealed the escapades of Production in forcing / tricking people to show up at events under false pretenses. See the Adventures of Penelope PitStop.

An inside source revealed to Faux Reality that Marchese attended the First Responder’s Party to escort his wife to a fun filled party and film with his friend of 10 years, Bobby Ciasulli.  Marchese was assured that Production would abide by his wishes not to discuss the Giudice legal issues with them or others and not to film with them.

Our inside source confirmed that Marchese was stunned when his wife was assaulted and further shocked when his reason for not filming with Teresa and Joe became the focus of arguments between him and other cast members.

“Clearly the show has shifted from focusing on Amber’s well adjusted happy family!”

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Welcome to Real Housewives of New Jersey where even the criminal justice system takes a back seat to chicanery!!

RHOBH Lisa Vanderpump Remains On Top

lisa vanderpump blanca  blog photoNo one can deny the intoxicating allure of business woman, philanthropist and trend setter Lisa Vanderpump of Bravo fame. Wife to Ken Todd, mother to Pandora & Max, star of two top rated shows, and co owner of two successful restaurants, Villa Blanca and Sur, Lisa has plenty on her silver platter.

With fame comes controversy and Lisa handles same with the same grace that she handles all else in her hectic beautiful life.  In October 2012, a former waitress from Villa Blanca sued the restaurant, the shift manager Michael Govia, and the owners Lisa and Ken,  for $5 million dollars claiming Govia sexually harassed her. The waitress alleged that when she complained, nothing was done to correct the situation.  Furthermore, the waitress alleged she was forced to quit  because conditions became intolerable.

Specifically, the waitress alleged the following:

  • Govia attempted to kiss the waitress. She informed him that his behavior was inappropriate;
  • After the waitress complained to the general manager (who was not named in the lawsuit), Govia allegedly called her a bitch and a cunt for complaining;
  • Several months later, Govia grabbed and twisted the waitress’ wrists while arguing over change for $20 and the shift’s money;
  • Govia told the waitress to “check your schedule next time” which she interpreted as meaning he was threatening to suspend her or remove her from lucrative shifts;
  • The waitress was allegedly assigned to less lucrative shifts to avoid working with Govia thus causing her to earn less in tips;
  • Villa Blanca allegedly refused to take any corrective action and thus the waitress was forced to quit because of the “intolerable working conditions caused by the harassment and discrimination to which [the waitress] was subjected, the retaliation to which [the waitress] was subjected to for complaining, and Villa Blanca’s refusal to take any corrective action to investigate or end the harassment and discrimination.”

A month after leaving her job at Villa Blanca, the former waitress sued for assault, sexual battery (improper and unwarranted touching), sexual harassment, gender violence, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and wrongful termination. She sought $5 million dollars in damages.

On June 12, 2014, a jury awarded the former waitress a nominal amount of $6,250 against Villa Blanca but exonerated Govia from any liability as her harasser.  Such a nominal award is a victory for Villa Blanca since (1) in all probability the waitress was offered at least $10,000 to resolve the case and avoid costs associated with bringing the case to trial; and (2) the nominal amount will probably be paid by Villa Blanca’s insurance company.

Interesting to note, the Judge concluded that neither Lisa, nor Ken will have to contribute to the $6,250 award since Villa Blanca (thru it’s insurance company) is fully capable of paying the nominal amount.

The only wrinkle left to be resolved was the  jury found that Villa Blanca acted “with malice” thus subjecting the restaurant to a punitive damages phase.  Earlier today, the waitress was awarded $100,000 in punitive damages. Again, a nominal award considering punitive damages are awarded based upon a Defendant’s worth – and Villa Blanca is worth millions.

Villa Blanca has vowed to appeal the decision since the punitive award contradicts the jury’s verdict which exonerated the alleged harasser Govia. Stay tuned to see how this real life court room drama plays out.

RHONJ Spoiler Alert Amber & Jim Marchese Full Throttle

amber and jim marchese old siteThe Real Housewives of New Jersey will premiere on July 13, 2014 with the most explosive Season ever.

New addition Amber Corbino Marchese was introduced as an old friend of Melissa Gorga.

Amber wastes no time throwing confronting her cast mates on their skeletons. As soon  Amber and her husband, Jim, confront cast members, Jim’s colorful past comes tumbling out. Jim is no stranger to the legal system: he is a law school graduate although he is not a practicing attorney.

Jim was a sales representative with Cell Therapeutics (CTI),  a biopharmaceutical company who specializes in oncology products.  In  2007, Jim became a whistle blower against his former employer when he accused CTI of fraudulently marketing a cancer drug to bilk Medicare out of millions. The Justice Department joined in Jim’s lawsuit against CTI. As a result, CTI was ordered to pay $10.5 million dollars in fines to the Government.

New Jersey law allows a successful whistle blower to an award of 15% to 25% of funds recovered from by the Government. But when Jim asked for his share of the $10.5 million dollars the  Justice Department charged Jim with orchestrating CTI’s fraud as the “planner and initiator.” The law recognizes that a “planner and initiator” of a fraud should not be awarded a whistle blower’s percentage because to do so would be to reward the ring leader of the wrongdoing.  The Justice Department produced evidence that Jim had allegedly used his participation in marketing the drug as a reason justifying a promotion/raise while employed at CTI.  A hearing was required to settle the issue of whether Jim should be denied recovery of the funds for his alleged participation in the scheme.

The Court ultimately sided with Jim awarding him the minimum 15% of the $10.5 million for a total recovery to Jim of  $1.6 million. The Court found that without Jim’s cooperation, the Department of Justice would not have discovered the fraudulent activity.  On the other hand, the Court also criticized Jim for not alerting federal authorities earlier since cancer patients were being harmed as a result of the fraud.

As if that wasn’t enough interaction with the legal system, in  December 2009, Jim’s ex wife and mother of 2 of his 4 children, was indicted by a Grand Jury. In a 7 count indictment, Rebecca Marchese DePeri Grande and her sister were charged with criminality arising out of their ownership in  Spectrum Title Agency.  Grande was charged with conspiracy, misapplication of entrusted property, theft by failure to make required disposition of property received and misconduct by a corporate official. Grande’s sister was charged with writing bad checks and theft by deception.  Jim’s ex wife took a plea. Thereafter, Jim sought custody of his 2 boys.

Clearly the Marchese Family are full throttle additions to the Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Teachers Gone Wild: Defendant in Leann Rimes Case Targets Critic’s Kid

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UPDATE May 22, 2014 in red

What happens when an unknown teacher improperly records a telephone conversation with an award winning recording artist and then releases it to the public?

Answer: The unknown teacher becomes a household name and social media celebrity. Kimberly Smiley became the modern day David to Leann Rimes’ Goliath.

No one will forget the media storm against Rimes for attempting to hold Smiley accountable for allegedly improperly recording a private conversation – a crime in California where recording a telephone conversation requires consent of both parties. [Rimes refused to press criminal charges but opted to sue civilly.]

The media portrayed Kimberly Smiley as a harmless out of work teacher and mother of four who relied on the charity of strangers to pay for her defense against the Rimes’ lawsuit.

The case was ultimately dismissed. Smiley became a social media sensation and relished in her new found fan base.

Under the bright lights of sensationalism, Smiley’s image began to crack.  Perhaps Smiley viewed her new found fame as an endorsement of her social media exchanges with Leann Rimes and Rimes’ fans as her targets. Smiley with the assistance of family members and a hard core fan base reveled in hate and engaged in ad hominem attacks and vitriol against Leann Rimes and Rimes fans.

On May 2, 2014, Kimberly Smiley jumped the shark.  As soon as one of her critics (known as Ginger on twitter) posted her daughter’s prom photograph, Smiley stole the photograph. Smiley then cropped off Ginger’s daughter’s head and posted Ginger’s daughter with a caption regarding the need to step away from food and enroll in weight watchers.

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Smiley’s loyal followers chimed into the hate fest against Ginger’s daughter:

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“Em” is Ginger’s daughter. The aforementioned accounts are dedicated to tormenting Ginger by discussing Ginger’s daughter. Both accounts are examples of accounts that have been embraced by Kimberly Smiley (an educator), her husband (a high school coach) and their family members and friends.

It is offensive and despicable that educators would engage in such conduct – The prom is a special day in every young girl’s life. To have your prom photo taken by someone who claims to be a teacher and told to “step away from the food” and “enroll in weight watchers” is vile, despicable and the worst sort of harassment.

What is equally offensive are the persons who have come to Kimberly Smiley’s defense by claiming Smiley was justified because of her conflict with the girl’s mother. If only the defenders were in a position where their twitter critics decided to post their children’s photos on social media with equally vile captions, would their reactions be “Well, I deserved it because of the things I said to their parents?” The answer is a resounding NO.

There is a distinction between adults trading insults, vile or otherwise, even when wishing Ginger’s family members dead:

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and resorting to posting Ginger’s kid with a caption regarding her weight.

Society holds educators and teachers to a higher standard because the educators are  entrusted with the care of OUR children – their academic, emotional and psychological development.

How exactly does Educator Kimberly Smiley justify turning a special day in a young girl’s life – her prom – into a social media nightmare?  There is no justification.

You are wrong Mrs Smiley, “EM” does not deserve the pain that you inflicted.

Update: Recently a woman close to Kim Smiley was asked to remove  the photograph of Ginger’s daughter. She promptly deleted the photograph. Kim Smiley tweeted the following to her:

smiley on removing ginger daughter page laney

Teacher Smiley shows no remorse or contrition for ridiculing the teenager. In fact, she continues to justify the indefensible.

As soon as Smiley communicated with another friend of hers,”Marla” changed her profile photograph to use Ginger’s daughter’s photograph as her twitter profile.

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When pressured to remove the photograph, a troll twitter account known for it’s vile and nasty attacks on Leanne Rimes, Ginger, her daughter (see above) and anyone who tweets with Rimes or Ginger, tweeted that I am an idiot.

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We suspected that the troll account was connected to the Smiley family. The troll account was asked the following:

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Immediately, Sean Smiley, Kim Smiley’s husband responded as follows:

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Sean Smiley outed his daughter’s nasty vile troll account!  Apparently, he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed.

When Sean was asked what he thought of a Teacher posting a Teenager’s prom photograph to ridicule her weight, he was unresponsive and evasive, making light of the situation at times:

sean asked by faux about tweet pic of teen unresponsive

Sean Smiley finally responded that the Teenager’s mother posted a photograph of his kids  (apparently that was supposed to justify a Teacher posting to ridicule a teenager’s weight, but let’s continue):

sean smiley says photo of his kids by ginger troll

 I asked to see the elusive photo since many have mentioned yet no one have produced same. Odd, since Ginger’s every tweet is extensively documented by “Smiley’s Army” as they are commonly known on twitter.  Sean resisted attempts to produce, indicating that “he was over it.” Over it? The only reason given to justify the post and he was “over it” when asked to prove it?

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When he realized how absurd he  sounded, he reluctantly agreed to have his wife DM me the elusive photograph and in return I agreed not to release or post the photo without their consent:

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 Contrary to Smiley’s representation, no photograph was produced. In fact on May 22, 2014, Sean Smiley claimed  there is no photograph while cracking jokes and making light of what his Teacher wife did to a Teenager.

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Then Sean Smiley proceeded to laugh, joke, accuse and flood my twitter time line with explicit and violent rap lyrics.

What does Sean Smiley do for a living you may ask? He claims to be a teacher. But that’s debatable.

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RHOBH: Brandi & Yolo Play Assault Card Against Ken

ken and lisaOn March 10, 2014, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills aired the Finale. It was the cookie cutter Housewives’ finale where the fan favorite is attacked by the others. In this train wreck, Lisa Vanderpump was forced to endure a night of constant battles as she was confronted by Kyle, Brandi, Yolanda and even Kim – often two and three at a time.

When Lisa’s husband, Ken, attempted to extricate Lisa from a particularly brutal attack by Brandi and Yolanda, he was accused of assaulting Yolanda. Nothing is further from the truth. It was Brandi’s careless actions, Yolanda’s over the top dramatics sprinkled with manipulative editing that gave the false impression that Ken assaulted Yolanda.

The following is a detailed transcript of the exchange among Yolanda, Brandi and Ken. The shoddy editing fails to show a critical component of the exchange in order to make Yolanda appear the victim and Ken the villain.

Yolanda (hereinafter “Y”), Brandi (hereinafter “B”) and Ken (hereinafter “K”) Ken had not even reached the ladies’ table when Yolanda began her verbal assault. . . 

Y: Ken, can you stay out of this, we’re having a girls’ talk and again you’re walking into it. I don’t appreciate it.

K: If your husband was here . . .

Y: He would not get involved.

B: You wouldn’t be talking to her like this.

K: What do you mean I wouldn’t be talking to him?

Y: My husband would not get involved, Ken.

K: One day your husband might come and we can have a chat.

Y: My husband. Do you think my husband wants to hang with somebody like you?

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B: Her husband actually works.

Y: . . . who attacks somebody’s woman in public. I mean , do you kidding me [sic]?

K: Your husband . . .

Y: You’re kidding me.

K: Let your husband tell me that.

Now look closely, Brandi grabs Yolanda’s face and turns her face away from Ken in the midst of the exchange.

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Ken touches Yolanda’s arm to get her attention.

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Yolanda slaps Ken’s arm away violently while screaming:

Y: Don’t touch me!

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 Yolanda leans over Ken and screams again.

Y: Don’t touch me!

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Ken was stunned. In fact, everyone was stunned except for Yolanda who continued her dramatic performance as Lisa Vanderpump pulled her husband to safety.

Due to Brandi Glanville’s repeated desire to take a lie detector test, Faux has arranged for an expert Polygraph operator to administer the test.  We want to make sure Brandi’s wish comes true. We await Brandi’s response to the offer.

RHONJ: “Successful Developer” Gorga Downgrades

melissa-and-joe-gorga-arrive-at-fort-lauderdale-airport cropMelissa Gorga once described her husband as a “successful developer” but it appears that she has taken her Louis Vuitton bags and moved back to Green Acres.

Melissa has given numerous inconsistent reasons for moving from her “dream” love shack: She initially declared to the world that she needed to get her kids away from the Giudice girls. This year, however, Melissa reluctantly admitted that her nieces weren’t “the only reason” she wanted to move; She wanted to move back to Franklin Lakes, where she initially met her husband. Oddly enough, instead of waiting for her “successful developer” husband to build another dream shack, Melissa packed up their love shack:

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and moved to a rental. Speculation and bank records seem to indicate that the Gorgas overextended themselves and had to cut back their extravagant lifestyle.

The following are exclusive photos of the house that Melissa Gorga and family currently occupies:

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Rental Home Gorga


Rental home Gorga 4By Franklin Lakes standards, this rental is on the low end of the market. Since filming for Season 6 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey begins on November 11, 2013, it will be interesting to see if Melissa Gorga films at her current residence.


RHONJ: Jacqueline Laurita Sees Tweets That Don’t Exist

Jacqueline accusing Dina of lying on S 1 Finale
Jacqueline accusing Dina of lying on S 1 Finale

Jacqueline Laurita made headlines when she claimed that John Karagiorgis harassed her on twitter by tweeting negative comments about her autistic son. Her accusations were reported in numerous media outlets. Notwithstanding the allegations, the alleged tweets were never produced.

Faux Reality undertook an investigation to see if Jacqueline ever responded “in real time” to the alleged tweets.  After all, anyone who is familiar with Jacqueline on twitter has seen her unprecedented melt downs when she perceives she has been slighted or attacked.

Is it possible Jacqueline didn’t respond to such heinous tweets? Or is it probably that the tweets never existed? In this instance, there are no exchanges regarding her son on or before March 30, 2013 (night of Brawl). It is clear that Jacqueline has falsely accused yet another individual (as she did Teresa, Juicy, Dina, Danielle, RealityJulie, etc.)

An observant investigator uncovered something far more interesting; Jacqueline repeatedly retweets and responds to people who praise her for her strength, her “work” as an autism advocate, etc. Here’s the problem:

  • The people she’s tweeting don’t exist; and/or
  • The original tweets were never sent.

Jacqueline seems to be responding to imaginary people and/or imaginary tweets. The following are some, but not all examples of Jacqueline’s bizarre imaginary praise and retweets:

On October 2, 2013, Jacqueline retweeted a tweet from @BradClifton that she is “important, valuable and unique.”

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But @BradClifton hasn’t tweeted since 2009, when he tweeted a total of 4 tweets and he never tweeted anything about Jacqueline Laurita.

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On September 25, 2013, Jacqueline retweeted a tweet from @Michele:

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Why would a male chef from Italy who tweets mostly in his native tongue of Italian care about Jacqueline’s blog? A review of his time line proves that @Michele never tweeted Jacqueline, he didn’t love her blog, he didn’t say she was awesome and he didn’t tell her to keep moving toward the light.

On September 24, 2013, Jacqueline retweeted a tweet from @Roxygirl calling her “an amazing inspiration2parents”:

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A review of @Roxygirl’s account shows that it is an egg that has never tweeted anyone.

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The aforementioned are limited examples of a much more disturbing picture. There are dozens of examples of alleged retweets where the account doesn’t exist.

It appears that Jacqueline Laurita not only sees tweets about her son that don’t exist, but also retweets fabricated tweets praising her and retweets them in her world of illusion.

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RHONJ: Caro Caught Between Dina & Protecting Chris

DinaCarolineMergecropFor years, loyal viewers of RHONJ wondered about the Manzo/Laurita mystery: What happened to cause the rift between Caroline and her young sister, Dina? Why would two sisters suddenly stop speaking to each other?

In essence, Dina left the RHONJ franchise after Season One.  At the time, Dina stated that she “wouldn’t recommend that other families get involved in reality shows.” New York Post, June 11, 2010.  At the Season One Reunion, Caroline ranted that Danielle Staub “did something to Dina that was unforgivable” but refused to identify what Danielle had done.  Viewers assumed that “the unforgivable act by Danielle” was the reason Dina left.

Shortly thereafter, Caroline suddenly declared that Teresa Giudice was “the cause” of the rift between her and Dina. Chris Laurita also implied that Teresa was involved in Dina distancing herself from their family.  But the facts didn’t support the statement or the implications.

The true cause of the rift between Caroline and Dina was the unfettered support that Caroline showed  Jacqueline.  Jacqueline repeatedly attacked and undermined Dina. But Caroline has not and will not turn her back on Jacqueline. Why you ask? Caroline views her support of Jacqueline as her attempt to protect her brother Chris from an unstable wife.  Caroline will not leave Chris to deal with Jacqueline on his own and if Caroline turns her back on Jacqueline, she will be doing just that! Follow the bouncing ball: Season One Finale, Jacqueline exploded on Dina calling her a liar and stating that she would no longer be silenced regarding Dina’s deceptions towards Danielle.  The following photo clearly shows Jacqueline ranting (and swearing) at  Dina:

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Dina was visibly mortified and shaken by Jacqueline’s accusations. Caroline attempted to stop Jacqueline by reminding Jacqueline that she was breaking their parents’ hearts. Jacqueline climbed into Chris’ lap who then stepped up to defend Jacqueline. So Dina left RHONJ but Caroline and Jacqueline remained. The family refused to discuss the reason that Dina won’t speak to Caroline or Chris and Jacqueline. True to form, Caroline blamed Teresa in order to deflect blame from the true problem: Jacqueline. But Jacqueline couldn’t keep quiet due to her twitter tourettes.

One evening, Jacqueline went too far with Dina as her target and tweeted that Dina would be “taken down.” On October 21, 2012 at midnight, Dina finally responded (but never mentioned Jacqueline). As soon as Dina responded, Ashlee (Jacqueline’s daughter) immediately asked that Dina delete her tweet. The following is the exchange:

ashley and dina on their mother more complete blog Dina Manzo stated that Jacqueline should keep as quiet as Dina does because things will never work themselves out “if the behind the scenes stuff doesn’t stop.”

Interesting to note that during Season One, Dina and Caroline incorrectly suspected that Danielle Staub was releasing negative stories about Dina’s personal life and charity. But it wasn’t Danielle, it was Jacqueline; Jacqueline who released negative stories about Teresa; Jacqueline who has lied about autism advocates and other twitter users to satisfy her self serving ego.

After witnessing the Season One Finale meltdown, Caroline stayed glued to Jacqueline, not because she loves her more than Dina, but in order to keep Jacqueline contained for the benefit of Chris and their children. So the reason that Caroline, Chris and Dina don’t talk is Jacqueline Laurita who hides behind the love Caroline and Dina have for their brother. Does Jacqueline sound like another RHONJ cast mate?

RHONJ: Criminal Court Dismissal Means More Litigation

Original Photograph by Don Smith Staff Photographer for NorthJersey.Com and Altered by @AWenchLikeMe
Original Photograph by Don Smith Staff Photographer for NorthJersey.Com and Altered by @AWenchLikeMe

Earlier today Joe Gorga, Jacqueline Laurita, Chris Laurita and John Karagiorgis appeared in Ridgewood Municipal Court to answer the charges of assault, harassment and / or terroristic threats.

Pursuant to the private attorneys’ agreements, the prosecutor made a Motion to Dismiss the charges against all parties. Normally this would end the legal maneuvering . . .  but this is Real Housewives of New Jersey. . .  when is anything “normal” when RHONJ is involved?

JohnnyTheGreekStilettoInjury copyThe disposition of the criminal charges has now cleared the path for the civil case. An inside source confirmed that in exchange for dismissal of the criminal case, the “appearance waiver” in the agreement executed by Johnny will not prevent him from pursuing claims against not only Joe, Jacqueline and Chris, but also Siren (Production Company), Bravo, the Security Company, Owners of the Salon and any other parties responsible. The list of potential Defendants may also include Melissa Gorga, the Wakiles and other cast members since the confrontation was allegedly premeditated. In addition, Joe Gorga’s propensity for violence was well known by Defendants and documented by Production.

The within civil suit will be the second strike for Siren and Bravo. They were sued in 2011 for a fight in Punta Cana caused during filming of RHONJ. The Punta Cana Complaint alleged that Bravo & Sirens Media:

encourage, promote and demand that the cast of RHONJ engage in verbal and physical conflict with one another and members of the public, creating a culture, climate and/or atmosphere of confrontation, hostility and violence in order to attract viewers

Paragraph 26 of the Punta Cana Complaint. Full Story on Punta Cana. The Punta Cana Lawsuit was settled for an undisclosed confidential amount.

From the looks of things, the within lawsuit is destined to be a financial and emotional headache for Bravo for the following reasons:

  • Jacqueline Laurita is a “loose canon” who cannot control her impulse behavior;
  • Siren and Bravo already televised Joe Gorga’s propensity for violence, including his wife’s admissions that he has violent outbursts;
  • Johnny was allegedly enticed and misled to attend the function by cast and crew; and
  • The Punta Cana lawsuit put the parties on notice of such dangers.

It will be interesting to see what part the civil suit will be in Season 6 of Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Exclusive: RHONJ: Season 6 Returns to Family Values

The internet is replete with rumors and speculation about the cast shake up for Season 6 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey.  Several media outlets have reported that Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga are returning; Kathy Wakile will be down graded; Jacqueline Laurita is out; and Caroline Manzo will leave to star in her own spin off.

The million dollar question is who will join a show plagued with scandals of fabricated footage and manipulated scenes. Faux Reality Entertainment has learned by an inside source that two sisters from Colts Neck are being vetted for the slots.

Nicole Napolitano and Teresa Napolitano Aprea have been interviewed and have made the short list.  They have been offered the slots and are currently in contract negotiations – refusing to sign the contracts as presented to them by Production. Both are affluent, beautiful and intelligent women with strong family values.

teresa and nicole napolitano crop

Teresa Napolitano Aprea and her husband are well known in philanthropic circles in New Jersey.  Nicole owns a Diary Queen and is extremely successful.  Teresa and Nicole are “40ish” and twins.  Family is everything to these two and you won’t see the backstabbing that has become common place with Joe and Melissa Gorga.

It looks like Mama Santa Napolitano is going to give Mama Antonia Gorga a run for her money on the fabulous Italian Nonna award.

Stay tuned because Real Housewives of New Jersey has just told Melissa Gorga to sit at the back of the bus or get off.

RHONJ: Analysis of Bad Editing in Gorga/Drossos Exchange

On February 28, 2013, Penny Drossos met Melissa and Joe Gorga at Chakra in Paramus. At the time, the filming was reported in blogs and newspaper outlets including the Bergen Dot Com.  Anyone present at Chakra that evening witnessed the film crew and the participants – filming lasted over 3 hours.

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On September 15, 2013, the Chakra meeting was aired. The footage lasted less than 2 minutes. Despite the presence of numerous cameras, the critical components of the exchange fail to capture the person while he/she is talking – the reason is that the conversation was pieced together to fabricate as story that the Producers want. Why else would Melissa Gorga tell her husband they have no proof of Teresa’s involvement on the Arizona trip that was 2 weeks after the Chakra meeting! This exchange is disjointed with questions and answers not matching up. In short, the scene is a mess.

The following is a detailed transcript of the exchange. Brackets [ ] have been placed around words that were said without the benefit of seeing the person who allegedly spoke them. The shoddy editing proves that the conversation does not flow, words are clearly dubbed, sound volume does not match – all indicators that words were strung together to form fabricated answers to create the illusion of blame on the part of Teresa:

Melissa (hereinafter “M”) walks over to Penny (hereinafter “P”) 

M: We were over there. It’s date night . . . (points to Joe Gorga at the table)

talking head after Arizona

Melissa Gorga’s Talking Head Interview (taped after the March 16, 2013 trip to Arizona): Teresa and I made a pact that we were going to approach these people together, but the last time I saw Penny it seemed like she had more to say and wasn’t saying it. So if I’m going to see this woman alone, of course I am going to get to the bottom of this. So why did Melissa say there was “no proof yet” when they were in Arizona?

P: So Milania Hair Care, it was great seeing you there.

M: I just feel there was something more you wanted to say.

M: If I’m wrong, I’m wrong. said in response to being told it was not Teresa

P: [You’re right] said several times throughout the conversation but never in response to needing to say more.

Joe Gorga walks over.

M: Joe, you remember Penny.

J: How are you.

P: Good

J: [Can I join you?]

P: As long as you don’t get crazy on me. said in response to whether J can ask about Angelo

J: [Who’s behind] this cheating thing?

P: [I was asked] to attend Milania Hair Care was the actual question.

M: [By who]

P: [It wasn’t Jan, it’s not Kim] words pieced together

M: Where are you pointing?

P: It was your sister who invited Penny to Milania Hair Care.

P: She asked me if I knew who BLEEP [was and she asked me to confront my brother about it] was asked to confront brother to confirm who brought up lover

M: She asked you to confront [him about my ex]

P: Yeah 

J: [Why]

P: [I don’t know]

M: [Wait, hold on. At that Milania Party] she said to you we’re not friends [right you don’t know me right]

P: [Right] That’s a lie when asked about raising money for the Celebrity Apprentice

J: [Then why did you lie that night?] For her?

P: Yes was said numerous times, never admitting to having lied about or for Teresa

M: She doesn’t like you at all

P: As far as her not liking me, there are a lot of things I can say.  . .

P: I can show you on my phone right now, I have her house number and her home number, want me to show you?

J: Yes

M: It doesn’t matter in response to Joe’s question on how Penny knows Melissa

P: [Am I lying]

J: [No]

P: I’m not going to take the bullet for everything regarding the rumors about Manzo cheating scandal.

P: [John has text messages]

M: Who?

J: Who?

J: [You mean . . . Is your husband the one behind the computer doing all those tweets?]

P: Yeah 

J: [Johnny the Greek?]

P: Yeah

melissa talking head johnny abusing herMelissa Gorga’s Talking Head Interview: This guy Johnny has really been abusing me hard on twitter social media. I could see his wife doing this, but now the tie in between Penny and Teresa. It is starting to make sense in my head there is a connection between the three of them.



Two tweets are shown – – allegedly from Penny’s husband Johnny the Greek. Interesting to note that the photo next to the tweets was never posted on twitter.  RHONJ Production/Bravo used a photo of Johnny the Greek taken at the Moxie Posche II Grand Opening held on March 30, 2013 where all attendees executed written permission to use their likeness on the show:

johnny tweets on visiting father

johnnys tweet during Melissa's talking head

P: She invites me places. I don’t just appear . . . In response to Gorga’s statement that Teresa thinks you stalk her.

M: She says you just show up

P:. . .  I have better things to do.

P: She asks Johnny if he could get appearances [That Neo Cafe that she did last year ] That’s John’s family. John got her that gig. In response to questions about Teresa’s appearances

talking head joe train wreakJoe Gorga’s Talking Head Interview (taped after the March 16, 2013 trip to Arizona – no more spray on hair): You’re looking at a woman like Penny and she looks like a train wreak. Could she be reliable? Normally you would not take her seriously, but in these case, she knows too much and that’s the type of person that will go and do someone’s dirty work. A woman who looks like that. Says the angry little man with spray on hair.

M: [Teresa is wrong for whatever she’s done] But you are also wrong for getting involved in the family circle.

J: Honestly, what I would do, as a human being and a normal person . . .

P: So did you approach John? In response to question about how Johnny knew Melissa didn’t go see Papa Gorga in hospital

J: Oh, I, I will.

J: I don’t even know the guy.

P: It’s time the two of you come together.

J It’s terrible what he’s done. 

P: I’m done. Your sister in law told me to squash it.

M: Maybe she’s done now.

J: [Listen, I’ve heard enough. I can’t take anymore. Let’s go]

The red font are statements or words that were said in response to different questions/topics  pursuant to Penelope PitStop of the FHOGS.

The Green font are terms that were  never used in the presence of Penelope PitStop of the FHOGS.

Please read Penelope PitStop’s blog for an understanding of the manner in which FHOGS is spliced together.

RHONJ: Gorga Admission Proves Teresa is Target

Tabloids and Social Media is abuzz about Real Housewives of New Jersey. Bravo has once again shifted the focus of whether Melissa Gorga cheated (thus making her Marriage Advice Book a farce) to whether Teresa Giudice was involved in the cheating rumor.

Bravo commenced a media blitz, complete with select previews and E OnLine stories (E-OnLine is owned by NBC) while Siren Media attempts to shut down the target of the blitz from defending herself.

The previews of Episode 16 allegedly show Penny telling Joe and Melissa Gorga that Teresa is behind the cheating rumor. But nothing is what it seems when it comes to RHONJ.

As previously reported herein and on numerous sites,

  • On February 28, 2013, Joe and Melissa Gorga met with Penny Drossos at Chakra;
  • On March 16, 2013, the Gorgas went to Arizona with the rest of the RHONJ cast.

While in Arizona, Melissa Gorga states that there is no proof that Teresa was involved in spreading the cheating rumor. The following is the clip from Bravo TV evidencing Melissa stating “there is no proof”:

Clip from RHONJ

So as of March 16, 2013, Melissa Gorga acknowledges that there is no proof that Teresa was involved!

The preview that Bravo has released is a “spliced and diced” meeting that the Gorgas had with Penny Drossos on February 28, 2013!

Why would Melissa Gorga say there was no proof if Penny Drossos had outed Teresa 2 weeks earlier? It’s simple.

Penny never outed Teresa at Chakra. Melissa and Joe didn’t have proof in Arizona (2 weeks later). Somewhere along the line, the Chakra footage was edited to give the illusion that Teresa was to blame. But Chakra could not be shown in sequential order because the Gorgas couldn’t confront Teresa with “proof” that didn’t exist. No problem for Bravo. They simply switched the order in which they aired the Arizona trip and Chakra.


With some crafty editing and attempts to shut down the parties who know the truth, Teresa comes out looking like she was responsible, Melissa once again plays victim and Penny looks like she turned.

After 5 Seasons of being force fed bad editing, we’re not buying it! Can we have another?

For those still in doubt, perhaps this will help, Production orders Pump Rules star Kristen to leave the location or be arrested then Bravo blames her for leaving:

Bravo plays games Pump Rules

Another glaring example or the “Blame Teresa Game” is Teresa’s conversation with her mother in law, Filomena Giudice, when the dialogue was edited to make it appear as if Mama Giudice was talking about Melissa when she was not:

Mother in law Melissa Filomena

Even though Melissa knew the truth, she played Victim once again, thanks to Bravo.

Reality by Bravo. . .

RHONJ: The Carnage Continues – Blame Teresa

tied_to_the_stakeIn lieu of Bravo’s version of water boarding, commonly known as Season 5 of RHONJ, Bravo should have aired a one hour special where Teresa Giudice is tied to a stake in the middle of the Roman Colosseum; Melissa, Kathy, Caroline & Jacqueline can throw stones, boulders, arrows, xanax bottles or whatever they choose to the cheers of their husbands.

Such a special would have been more humane to Teresa and her supporters rather than the carnage that is presented each week on Bravo as edited and fabricated by Siren Media.

The show is not entertaining. It’s torture – slow, progressive, systematic inhuman torture. Furthermore, it is infuriating to know that viewers are manipulated by shoddy editing, with no regard for the real life chronological sequence of events. Truth means nothing. Time means nothing.  At the end of the day, all that matters is that Teresa must be blamed for “victimizing” Melissa. Has anyone seen Groundhog Day?

The September 8th episode ended with the cast having an after dinner drink at the Miraval lounge on their last night in Arizona.  Everyone was enjoying their final hours at Miraval when Caroline interrupted the joking to proclaim that it was imperative that they reveal any additional issues that remained unsettled.  Why would Caroline feel the need to open old wounds after days of endless therapy sessions with paid unbiased professionals?

Let’s put a few things in prospective in order to understand Caroline’s self serving motives in cranking up Joe Gorga and shifting the focus back to Teresa.

The following is a time line of relevant events in Season 5:

  • December 3, 2013 – Posche Holiday Party
  • January 18, 2013- Kim D Jewelry Launch
  • January 31, 2013- Drinks at Bellisimo
  • February 18, 2013- Milania Launch 
  • February 28, 2013 – Gorgas & Penny Drossos dinner at Chakra
  • March 2013- J Gorga & R Wakile go to Penny’s husband’s business “off the record”
  • March 16, 2013- Miraval in Arizona for entire cast
  • March 29, 2013- Wakiles telephone Karagiorgis “off the record”
  • March 3o, 2013- Posche II Grand Opening at Moxie Salon in Ridgewood

Shortly after the Milania Launch, the Gorgas and Wakiles made several overtures to Penny Drossos’ husband Johnny Karagiorgis (@JohnnyTheGrk), to implicate Teresa for the cheating rumors.  The Gorgas and Wakiles attempted to poison Penny against Teresa while promising Penny future filming endeavors with Melissa and Kathy.  The Wakiles were on the phone with Karagiorgis for over an hour the night before Posche II Grand Opening despite Kathy Wakile’s proclamation that “family must stick together against outsiders.”

On March 14, 2013, a little bird told Caroline that one of the producers sought to reveal a rumor regarding Albert Sr. Caroline sought the identity of the producer. When no one would reveal who it was, Caroline pointed her finger at Penny.  So the anger and hostility that Caroline & Albert displayed at Miraval in stirring the others was not to “help heal the Gorgas/Giudices” but rather to vilify Penny (as she did Danielle in Seasons 1 and 2).

Caroline Manzo tells Joe Gorga ” Joe, hug your sister because she is standing up for you. You go deal with that bitch.”

Albert Manzo chimes in “You’re not wrong. If the two of you confront those pieces of garbage, when it’s over, you will be united.”

Not once does Caroline mention her true motivation. She simply cranks up Joe Gorga, the man she knows to be violent and easily provoked to do her dirty work against her perceived threat.

In order to further the recurring “Teresa’s Fault” theme, Production is permitted to edit and/or fabricate footage to tell it’s tale.  Season 5’s tale is more disjointed than usual since it appears Production can’t make up it’s mind whether it wants to pretend that Teresa is the puppet master for Jan, Kim D or Penny. Furthermore, Production can’t seem to decide whether it wants to portray Teresa as “slow” or a master manipulator.  The truth is clear: these women are not Teresa’s puppets. They have repeatedly declared that Teresa did not encourage, participate or promote the rumor that Melissa was cheating.

Perhaps Siren Media and/or Bravo can finally focus on answering the burning question: Did Melissa cheat? thus making her marriage advice book the biggest joke since the launch of her lip syncing non existent music career.

RHONJ: Tweets To Justify Gorgas’ Violence – New Low

This evening’s episode of RHONJ included the introduction of an UNDATED tweet sent by Penny Dross0s-Karagiorgis.

 she did wt! Really Mel u want to go there! How did u meet Joe ? Bitch

The tweet was used in regards to “cheating rumors for Season 5.” Joe Gorga used the tweet to justify yet another violent tirade against his sister Teresa.

Joe Gorga twitter gate

Once again Production splices the footage with “spit and a prayer”  in the worst editing job in Franchise history. Does Production think viewers are this stupid?

The tweet was sent October 17, 2012; before Season 5 began filming. The following are the true facts surrounding the tweet:

On October 14, 2012, during Part 3 of the RHONJ reunion, Melissa Gorga’s sister, Kim Pirrella retweeted the following regarding John Karagiorgis, Penny’s husband:

Its quite comical that @JohnnyTheGrk banked on being cast on rhwnj even charging a new set of teeth for @pdkhair and BRAVO PASSED!! LMFAO

By Bravo blog dated October 16, 2012, Melissa Gorga threw one of many shots at Penny and Johnny:

As you can see, there are many desperate people on Twitter begging to be on the show. None of them get cast. It’s not Bravo’s style. The more you want it, the less likely you are to get it.

On October 17, 2012 at 7:00 AM – 17 Oct 12, KoKo_Kush @Keena620 alerted Penny to Melissa’s blog and asked Penny to respond:

@MelissaGorga threw a dig at @PDKhair and her hubby in her new blog. Penny plz call this bitch out

@PDKhair she said there are many desperate ppl on Twitter begging to be on the show. Hmmm made me think of u. I wish bravo would cast u.

On October 17, 2012 at 7:32 AM – 17 Oct 12, Penny Drossos responded as follows:

@Keena620 @MelissaGorga she did wt! Really Mel u want to go there! How did u meet Joe ? Bitch

Penny’s reply  tweet was in response to Melissa’s unsolicited ad hominem attack on Penny and Melissa’s sister’s attack on Penny’s husband.

Fast forward to Season 5:

On February 28, 2013, Joe and Melissa Gorga filmed with Penny at Chakra in Paramus where the Gorgas allegedly tried to convince Penny to say that Teresa Giudice prompted the cheating rumors.

In or about March, 2013, Joe Gorga and Richard Wakile showed up at Johnny’s place of business with a proposition. Johnny refused.

In Mid March, the cast went to Arizona to film the Spa retreat at Miraval. Joe Gorga stated “i  don’t know the woman Penny. I don’t know her husband” Joe failed to mention that days earlier he and Melissa filmed with Penny, nor did he admit that he and Rich Wakile traveled to Johnny’s business, Rutt’s Hut to meet with Johnny. Notwithstanding these encounters, Joe  insisted that Teresa must confront Penny about the cheating rumors that plague Melissa.

Throughout the scene, Melissa looked scared: Scared that eventually the focus would shift from who started the rumors, to whether the rumors were true.

If Melissa Gorga wanted the nasty tweets to stop, why did she and her sisters not only attack people on twitter but encourage others to attack on their behalf?

Tonight’s verbal assault on Penny Drossos was staged to justify Joe Gorga’s violent attack on Johnny Karagiorgis which occurred within days upon their return to New Jersey.

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RHONJ renamed “The Bash Teresa Till Viewers Hurl Show”

The Real Housewives of New Jersey is not scripted! Something that is scripted cannot possibly be so utterly inconsistent and so far afield from believability.

Instead, RHONJ has become a poorly edited piecemeal series of vignettes patched together with bubblegum and spit.

Teresa at the lunch inThe July 7th episode should be renamed “The Bash Teresa Till Viewers Hurl Show” because every scene was heavily edited to either discuss what a monster Teresa is or to show Teresa reveling in the news that Melissa made a cuckold of Teresa’s brother.  I call bull on Bravo!

Bravo captioned a photo of Teresa  as follows: “Is this the new Teresa? She doesn’t want to be involved in a rumor about Melissa?” thus implying that the old Teresa was involved in setting Melissa up. It never stops!

What is more disturbing than the farce of an episode is the spin that is being played out on Twitter and in blogs to attempt to “save face” from the evil powers of Production.

The Episode aired a scene with Teresa, Kim D, Jennifer Dalton, Penny and Jan at a restaurant. The conversation was clearly choppy and edited. Teresa looked like she would rather be having her teeth pulled than sitting at that table and she has since tweeted that she left (escaped, ran, parachuted away from) the table as quickly as she could.  Frankly, Teresa must have a pit in her stomach every time a camera crew says action.

Why is it that a production crew that normally films with 2 to 3 cameras with little to no action scenes never seems to capture a person talking at the most critical times?  Why is it when someone is filmed actually talking, they never complete a full thought before the camera and sound cut to someone else in the room? 

The scene filmed in late January 2013. It was not the first time the cheating issues was discussed on camera so all the parties present at the table were fully aware about the extent of Jan’s knowledge.

In order to save face, Jennifer Dalton tweeted that Kim D set up the meeting with Jan and Penny to discuss Milania Hair Care:

Jen Dalton says Kim D set up meeting with Penny & Jan crop

Teresa’s close friend and book co-writer tweeted that Teresa, Kim D & Jennifer were out for drinks and “Jan and Penny just came over”:

Heather MacLean says Tre were out for Drinks and jan just came over

How does anyone reconcile these inconsistent tweets? Simple. Both are true depending on the production assistant assigned to each member of the cast.

Production sets up these ridiculous scenes and each production assistant assigned to the Housewives, Friends of the Housewives and Friends of Friends of the Housewives LIES to their respective charge! Production either tells their charge not to tell the others what the topic will be OR counts on the fact the parties don’t communicate outside the bounds of filming.

The cheating issue was initially discussed on camera at the December 3, 2012 Holiday Party. It included “the telephone call with Mike” and the real characters who revealed and discussed Melissa Gorga’s cheating ways. Why Production did not air the truth seems to be to tack the blame squarely on Teresa’s shoulders!

Dear Bravo, Congratulations, the Viewers have finally hurled.

Mobwife Antics Overshadow Fifth Grade Graduation

What happens when a member of VH1’s Mobwives takes her crazy into real life. . .

The following post was spotted on Linda Scarpa’s Facebook page:

Nothing like being slapped in your face by the fakest mobwife of them all at your kids graduation . . . Gotta laugh cant control lowlives even if they think they are living the high life . . . dont change the fact that your still a LOWLIFE. . . who does that shit at a kids’ graduation. . . SMH — feeling annoyed

linda scarpa fb comment cropFacebook comments are comical– (over 100 comments to date)

Facebook page:

linda scarpa

It appears that Linda Scarpa  is less than pleased with a “Mobwife” making an ass of herself at the Fifth Grade Graduation of Linda’s twins.  So rather than engage at the graduation, Linda is calling her out on social media.

Linda is not impressed by the woman’s  TV show – the focus of the day was supposed to be the children. Instead the focus became the woman’s screaming tantrum.


Who is the “fakest mobwife” that would start a scene in front of hundreds of people at a Fifth Grade Graduation with no regard for the other children or parents? None other than . . .

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. . . Carla Facciolo

Looks like Carla Facciolo thinks she’s still filming the show but no one at the Graduation was impressed by her antics. Lucky for her, Linda didn’t want to engage with her twins, family and attendees watching the drama unfold.

Carla’s actions come on the heels of Linda’s unrelenting defense of Carla on Twitter after a disgusting tweet appeared accusing Carla of using a homophobic slur.

carla facc says fag

Horror! Outrage! . . . as all pounced on Carla for the tweet.  Even Carla’s closest allies distanced themselves. Linda, however, hunkered down. As a friend of over 25 years she remained steadfast in her belief that Carla would not make such a despicable statement.

As soon as the tweet appeared, Linda (@LindaScarpa) immediately tweeted that it was a hoax. Shortly thereafter, while the attacks continued on Carla, Linda posted proof of the photoshopped tweet. . . the boy making the accusations inadvertently tweeted a different version of what was supposed to be the same tweet. HOAX REVEALED! Crisis over.

So why did Carla suddenly feel compelled to physically assault Linda and make a scene? A scene that had the attendees asking Linda where were the film crews hiding! Frankly, nothing justifies physically assaulting someone (in front of her children) . . . didn’t Carla say as much when Love assaulted her?

Instead of apologizing, Carla responded by posting the following:

carla says friends of 25 yearsInteresting to note, none of those “friends of 25 years” came to Carla’s defense when the homophobic tweet was posted with the exception of Linda Scarpa.

Linda Scarpa commented to the within story as follows:

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RHONJ: Exxon In Hot Pursuit of Wakile & Sons, Inc.

wakile exxonRichard Wakile (husband of Kathy Wakile of RHONJ) is no stranger to the judiciary in New Jersey.

Wakile’s legal escapades, including but not limited to his landscaper’s successful lawsuit against him and Exxon’s lawsuit, have previously been reported by various media outlets.  Discussion of the Exxon lawsuit was  resurrected as a result of Wakile’s famous twitter escapades.

Wakile’s famous twitter escapades are well documented on a twitter feed entitled @WakileMustGo. He has directed his inappropriate tweets at women of varying ages, calling them skanks, douches, dogs, claiming to know where they work, etc. His most offensive tweets are those targeting young women-one in particular stands out where he felt the need to mention the profession of a blogger’s father. After each tirade, Wakile deletes all offensive tweets.

On the evening of June 25, 2013, Wakile commenced yet another “twitter women hater rant.”  The following are highlights of his depravity:

wakile rant 1

wakile rant 2

As a result of Wakile’s rampage, I sought answers regarding the Judgment obtained by Exxon in the Wakile matter.  Wakile repeatedly refused to answer whether the $113,449.46 Judgment had been paid, but insisted that “Richard Wakile” did not appear “in the papers”.

Wakile rich never not paid

(except of course the landscaper) Exxon?

It appears that Wakile learned to answer questions about his legal issues from Jacqueline Laurita.

In accordance with the invitation of Richard Wakile, I read ALL the pleadings in the matter entitled ExxonMobil Oil Corporation vs. Wakile & Sons, Inc. and Adel Abouzid, Civil Docket No. CV-09-1265 (hereinafter Exxon v. Wakile)

The procedural history of the case is replete with strategic maneuvering by Defendants, but not once did Defendants deny any of the allegations made by Exxon.  The Complaint alleged among other things, breach of contract, trespass and conversion (improper taking of Exxon’s property).

The Federal Court issued a preliminary injunction forbidding Defendants from transferring, removing, selling or giving away any of Exxon’s property:

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Wakile order injunctive relief crop 2

Defendants never denied the allegations of the Complaint, never denied that they wrote bad checks, never denied that they converted (improperly took) Exxon’s equipment or that they owed the funds. Defendants admitted that they forged letters from the Bank.

Defendants did nothing UNTIL after Exxon obtained a Judgment against Defendants which awarded Exxon $113,449.56 against the Defendants.

Wakile Judgment

After Exxon obtained its Judgment, it sought to collect it’s money from Defendants.  When Defendants failed to pay, Exxon asked for depositions (questioning under oath) to explore its post judgment remedies and to determine Defendants’ assets.  That is where the games began.

Defendants failed to appear for depositions on numerous occasions in violation of Subpoena and Court Orders. Exxon attempted to to reschedule the depositions on several occasions. On one such occasion, Exxon obtained a Court Order scheduling the depositions to take place on November 19. Defendant failed to appear.

Shortly after the date of the scheduled deposition, Defendants’ attorney faxed a “Bankruptcy Petition” listing Exxon’s Judgment in an effort to discharge (wipe out) Defendants’ obligation to pay the money. Bankruptcy law allows persons to discharge debts provided it was not obtained by fraud or other exemptions.

By letter dated December 1, Exxon’s Counsel advised the Federal Judge that Defendants had failed to notify Exxon of the alleged Bankruptcy (and failed to provide the proper address for Exxon on the Bankruptcy Petition). Exxon contended that it was entitled to question Adel Abouzid to determine the assets and shareholders of Wakile & Sons, Inc. and to determine what happened to Exxon’s equipment.

The Federal Judge agreed with Exxon and held Defendants Wakile & Sons, Inc. and Adel Abouzid in contempt for their repeated failures to appear, Ordered that the U.S. Marshall arrest Adul Abouzid and awarded Exxon counsel fees to be paid by Defendants.

Wakile Order Contempt both Defendants cropAdditional arrest warrants have been issued, but the US Marshal’s Office has not yet executed the warrants.  Without Defendant Adel Abouzid’s testimony, Exxon may not be aware that Richard Wakile was/is a shareholder of Wakile & Sons, Inc. Furthermore, if there is a finding of alleged fraud, Exxon may “pierce the corporate veil” of Wakile & Sons, Inc. and look to it’s shareholders to cover the liabilities of the corporation.


Richard Wakile may want to spend less time on twitter calling women douches, dogs and skanks and more time resolving the Exxon Judgment against Wakile & Sons, Inc.

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RHOM: Miami’s Hottest Couple Wed: FIRST LOOK

Miami’s hottest couple Joanna Krupa and Romain Zago were married on June 13, 2013 in an incredibly romantic ceremony in California. Cameras & Cell Phones were banned for obvious reasons.

This is a First Look at the Bride and Groom with much more to follow:

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joanna krupa dress

 All photos courtesy of Fame.Fly.Net.UK.Com

What do you think so far?

Please return for the details of the Wedding of Joanna Krupa and Romain Zago.

RHOM: Joanna Krupa Not Only Model in the Family

Miami is abuzz with the much anticipated wedding of Romain Zago  and Joanna Krupa of Real Housewives of Miami.  The super model and successful nightclub owner have decided to marry this summer in California.

As Faux Reality was preparing the pre wedding article, it was discovered that Joanna is not the only model in the family. . .

Do you know who else has walked the runway?

See at :30 Seconds into the Show.  In or about 1999, Romain was walking the runway for Designer Icon known as the “architect of fashion” Gianfranco Ferré.

At 26, Romain Zago was representing the House of Gianfranco Ferré:

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RHONJ: Is Bravo Liable for Bravolebrities’ Raging Assaults

RageChristeningBravo introduced Joe Gorga to RHONJ viewers as he raged at his son’s Christening.  Gorga turned his infant son’s religious celebration into a battle royale: guests were punched, kicked, thrown, pushed – all because Gorga was unable to control his anger.  With the addition of Joe and Melissa Gorga, RHONJ has become a series of vignettes wrapped in insults, screaming matches, threats, heartbreak and violence.

In fact, Bravo was unable to air most of the Punta Cana footage because of a lawsuit which alleged that Bravo and Sirens Media:

encourage, promote and demand that the cast of RHONJ engage in verbal and physical conflict with one another and members of the public, creating a culture, climate and/or atmosphere of confrontation, hostility and violence in order to attract viewers.

See specifics on Punta Cana lawsuit.

In Season 4, Gorga continued his failure/refusal to control his violent outbursts through out the season. During the Wakile pool party, Gorga raged at his sister, cursing within ear shot of the children.

pfs joe gorgaIn the season finale Gorga attacked Kim D at her own fashion show, calling her a scum of the earth, whore and accusing her of being high, etc. Fellow RHONJ castmates tweeted their support by indicating they admired Gorga for “rescuing his wife.”  On what alternate Universe does a man bellow insults at a woman, call her scum and a  whore in front of a crowd and is admired for doing it? Oh, yes the Faux Reality known as BravoTV.

Season 5 premieres on June 2, 2013.  Several cast members, including Joe Gorga have been charged with assault and terrorist threats for causing bodily injury to a third party during filming.  Notwithstanding the pending charges, Bravo is promoting Season 5 by previewing a brawl wherein Gorga attacks Joe Giudice (or so he tried.) The following are still shots of the melee:

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QUESTION: Is Bravo liable for the Bravolebrities’ Raging Assaults in StilletoGate?

ANSWER: YES, Bravo and Siren Media had ample proof of Gorga’s propensity for violence, his outbursts were encouraged, within the scope of his employment and thus foreseeable.

In New Jersey, there is a legal doctrine that holds employers liable to third parties for the acts committed by an employee “within the scope of his employment.” The question as to whether the employee acted “within the  scope” is fact sensitive to each case. Courts use the following factors to guide their analysis:

  1. whether the act is of the kind he is employed to perform;
  2. whether the act occurs substantially within the authorized time and space limits;
  3. whether the act is actuated, at least in part, by a purpose to serve the employer; and
  4. whether the use of force is foreseeable.

As to Factor (1), Gorga is employed to create drama. The fact that Bravo used Gorga’s outbursts to promote the upcoming season indicates that he is employed to participate and perpetuate these violent outbursts.

As to Factor (2), there is no question that the alleged assault occurred while filming on site. If reports are accurate, Siren Media prepared the site for the physical confrontation by rearranging furniture and putting security into place.

As to Factor (3), the violent outburst served Bravo’s purpose to create the type of over the top drama to attract viewers and pump up ratings.

Regarding Factor (4), Bravo has filmed Gorga’s violent outbursts for years. Foreseeability of the employee’s act is “crucial” to a finding of liability and Gorga’s outbursts are easily documented.

In the instant matter, Gorga’s repeated consistent rages (without consequence by Bravo) make it clear that his violent behavior is both foreseeable and within the scope of his employment. Thus, Bravo may once again be forced to pay for the bad behavior of it’s Bravolebrities.

The aforementioned analysis deals with the civil liability associated with injuries/damages caused by Bravolebrities. 

RHONJ Marco Sisters’ Fan Tells All

marco sisters fan blog sizeFaux was recently contacted by a woman who was entrusted with running one of the Marco Sisters’ Twitter Fan Pages.  Due to reasons that will become evident hereinafter, this woman shall be known by the alias Jane Doe.

Jane sought a forum to reveal the alleged underhanded tactics employed by the Marco Sisters in pursuing their alleged goals – those being the following:

  • Ensuring Melissa Gorga’s longevity in the limelight
  • Teleporting Kim and Lysa into the RHONJ; and
  • Tarnishing Teresa Giudice’s image so that she would be compelled to depart from Bravo.

silhouette-womanJane agreed to a telephone interview to ensure a free flow of information and follow up questioning.   She agreed to answer all questions without reservation. Not once did she “take the Fifth.”   Jane was brutally honest; accepting responsibility for lying to assist the Marco’s propaganda machine. Her awakening shows the truth shall always prevail:

Faux:    Jane, I understand you ran a Fan Page for the Marco Sisters, is that correct?

 Jane:    Yes, I did.

 Faux:   Tell me how running the Marco Sisters’ Fan Page come to pass.

 Jane:    I was a big fan of Melissa Gorga and I used to tweet her all the time. I was supportive of Melissa and Joe. Eventually Melissa’s sisters Kim and Lysa followed me. We would tweet.  Then Kim asked if I would be interested in running a fan account for Melissa. I was flattered. I loved that Melissa took care of her family, she is beautiful, she was sweet to her fans.

 Faux:   Did Melissa’s sister, Kim, tell you what “running a fan page for Melissa Gorga” would entail and whether you would be compensated?

 Jane:    Kim told me that I would have to tweet and retweet things in support of Melissa & Joe Gorga, make sure I kept up with all her appearances, show what a great wife and mother she was and what a nice person she was. She told me not to be negative. I wasn’t getting paid but she said I would get to know things about Melissa in advance and I would get invited to events.

 Faux:     So how did you go from agreeing to run a Melissa Gorga Fan page to running a Marcos’ Sisters’ Fan page?

 Jane:      Kim told me that her niece wanted to run the Melissa account and told me I could run Marco Sisters account instead.

 Faux:     So tell me about your experience running the Marco Sisters’ page. Was it everything you thought it would be?

Jane:    At first it was great. I would get recognition from Melissa and her sisters. I kept it positive. I worked with their niece who ran some of the other accounts. It was loads of fun. Kim told me that she and Lysa expected to be on the show by next season. They told me they would be taking Teresa and Kathy’s place. So we should show our support by tweeting about them too.

 Faux:     It sounds like things were going well, yet eventually Kim asked you to deactivate the page, correct?

Jane:     Yes.

 Faux:     So how did you fall out of grace with the Marcos?

Jane:     Everything Kim told me was a lie but I didn’t realize it. Kim and Lysa told me that some of Teresa’s fans were doing evil things to Melissa and the fan pages needed to focus on them. Lysa told me a fan named Bino and a blogger named AllAboutTRH were trashing the Gorga family and part of my job was to go after them.

 Faux:     What did you understand her to mean by “go after them?”

 Jane:      Lysa told me that those two were making up lies about Melissa and  run interference, spread the word that Bino and Roxy who ran a blog called All About The Real Housewives were getting their instructions directly from Teresa. It got dark. I spent all my time attacking Bino and AllAboutTRH. It got worse like a snowball. Kim told me to tweet Bino sent me messages. I was doing things I was so uncomfortable doing. I was sliding into a negative place. All of us that were running fan accounts spent more time trashing the Giudices than we spent promoting the Gorgas.

Faux:    So was there a water shed moment for you?

 Jane:     Yes. One night Melissa’s make up guy started bashing Teresa bad. I mean he worked for Melissa and that was her sister in law and he was saying disgusting things. I told Lysa and Kim and they wouldn’t answer me. I told him stop but he got even more nasty and told me to mind my business. Before this when I tweeted about Laurita, Kim sent me a message to take down my tweet before Jacqueline saw it. I didn’t like attacking Joe Gorga’s sister. I wouldn’t do it and one of Kim’s friends told me that I wasn’t a team player. I did everything they asked and I was pissed when they said I wasn’t a team player.

 Faux:     What did you do?

Jane:     I sent Kim and Lisa messages telling them what happened and how I felt. I thought if they knew what the makeup guy was doing, they would tell him to stop. I was wrong. They didn’t get him to stop. They stopped talking to me except to tell me to deactivate the account. Kim’s friend came after me and wouldn’t leave me alone. She threatened to expose me. I saw what she did to people when she went after them.

Faux:    Did you deactivate the account?

 Jane:     At first I was. Then I thought it’s better if I tell what was going on. I posted some of what happened. Kim’s squad came after me full throttle.  They knew they had to destroy me because I knew the truth about them. It’s all an act and they use fans like me, feed us lies and make us attack and make up rumors about Teresa and her supporters. The make up guy and the people that work for Melissa know if they don’t do what they’re told, they’ll be replaced with people who will. I won’t deactivate the account because I created it, I worked at it, so why should they find another unsuspecting fan to use it for spreading lies about Melissa’s sister in law.

 Faux:    Jane, what do you want our readers to know about the Marco Sisters?

Jane:     Thanks for giving me a chance to tell what happened to me. I want everyone to know that Melissa, Kim and Lysa are after fame and money. They don’t care who they have to slaughter or who they lie to get those two things. Kim and Lysa want to be on the show so bad they both work on losing weight and getting plastic surgery like Melissa, but they are so ugly on the inside.  I have the messages saved so I can prove everything. I know how they use people to attack Teresa, family and her fans. They have 5 people handling at least 40 accounts that I know. I stopped watching the show because of them. It was a terrible experience I don’t wish on my worst enemy.

The interview lasted in excess of two hours. The aforementioned excerpts are intended to reveal the reality behind fan pages, and the dark world of Gorga Marco Fan pages. This interview sent us tumbling down the rabbit hole.

UPDATE: May 5, 2013 -True to Form: This evening, the account @MarcoSistersFan tweeted that it never gave an interview to Faux Reality Entertainment. It claimed that it stumbled upon the within interview and felt compelled to set the record straight.

Gorga / Marco Spin continues:

  • How could an account that hasn’t tweeted since September 2012, remarkably return the SAME day as the posting of the aforementioned interview?
  • Why would an account who when last tweeted sparred with Gorga/Marco suddenly be united on the SAME day of the posting of the aforementioned interview?
  • Why would a person who claims he/she runs the account fail to email Faux or post on the Faux site to proclaim imposter, but instead took to twitter?
  • Why would anti Melissa Gorga tweets by @Bino989 suddenly disappear from the TL of the account?

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Simple – Jane Doe’s telephonic interview occurred on April 12, 2013. Prior to the interview, in order to prove custody of the account, Jane allowed me an opportunity to log into @MarcoSistersFan. Jane confirmed that she would relinquish the account on or about April 16, 2013 (prior to the publishing of the within interview). Jane was certain that upon the posting of the interview, the new custodian would react – and react they did.  

RHONJ: Melissa Gorga GUILTY – Failing to Use Child Safety Restraint

melissa gorga courtWith all the rumors swirling around, this will confirm that Melissa Gorga was in fact a guest of Boonton Township Municipal Court!  Missy was charged with the following violations:

  • NJSA 39:3-76.2A – Failing to have proper safety restraint on child
  • NJSA 39:8-1 – Failing to have Vehicle Inspected
  • NJSA 39:3-33 Failure to properly display license plate
  • NJSA 39:3-29B Failure to have Registration 
  • NJSA 39:3-29C Failure to have Insurance Card 

On April 30, 2013, Missy appeared in Court for what was supposed to be a first appearance to enter a plea.  Due to the confrontation that Missy had with the police officer, the Prosecutor indicated that he could not amend or dismiss any violations.  Missy’s request to seal the record (so that it would not be available to the public) was rejected.

In an effort to do damage control, the Gorga team requested to plead Guilty and be done with the entire matter. So, on April 30, 2013, Defendant Melissa Gorga pled as follows:

  • GUILTY to Failing to have proper safety restraint on child
  • GUILTY to Failing to have Vehicle Inspected
  • GUILTY to Failure to properly display license plates

The remaining violations were dismissed with court costs assessed against Melissa since she produced a registration and an insurance card for the Prosecutor.

We look forward to Melissa Gorga’s explanation on how Teresa Giudice is responsible for her failure to use proper safety restraints for her child.

Exclusive: RHONJ – Bryan Bowen Sets the Record Straight

Season 5Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 5 is scheduled to premier on June 2, 2013 and rumors are rampant.  Speculation is abound. Viewers want to know:

  • Will Teresa Giudice receive the “bad edit” yet again;
  • Will Melissa Gorga’s infidelities be exposed;
  • Will Jacqueline Laurita’s foreclosure and financial crisis be acknowledged;
  • Will Caroline Manzo stop breast feeding her adult children;
  • What Kim D event will be used as the backdrop for Season’s 5 “set up;”
  • Will Penny Drossos, Jennifer D and Elvira run for the hills when they see the crazy workings of RHONJ?
  • Will Kathy Wakile get a story line that doesn’t bore everyone to sleep?

So many questions and so much speculation. . .

One of the most anticipated questions revolve around Melissa Gorga’s infidelities. Various media outlets have opined that discussions of Melissa’s infidelities have been filmed.  There have been reports that Melissa’s ex-boyfriend, Bryan Bowen was included in the filming of Season 5.

On February 11, 2013, Radar OnLine reported that “a source close to the show” stated that while filming the December 3, 2012 Fashion Show, Penny Drossos telephoned Bryan Bowen regarding Melissa Gorga’s infidelities:

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Anyone who knows Bryan Bowen or who follows him on twitter  (@Bulldog_NJ) for more than a New York minute knows that Bryan Bowen does not cower or go by an alias “Mike.” The Radar OnLine story as described by “the source close to the show” seemed contrived and unbelievable.

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So I asked Bryan if he would agree to SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT to a very limited series of direct questions about Radar OnLine’s story and he agreed.  The following is my Exclusive interview with BRYAN BOWEN:

Faux: Bryan, did you talk to Penny Drossos on December 3, 2012 regarding Melissa Gorga?

Bryan: No, I didn’t talk to Penny or anyone else from the show about Melissa Gorga on December 3rd.

Faux: Have you ever been known as “Mike” on the show, and by show I mean Real Housewives of New Jersey?

Bryan: (smiles) Not that I know of.

Faux: So is Radar OnLine’s source incorrect when he or she stated that you were on a telephone call, known as Mike and you validated things regarding Melissa?

Bryan: The source was wrong.

Faux: Have you been contacted by Bravo or Production about Season 5? Okay, Okay, I withdraw the question, but you can’t blame me for trying. 

Thank you Bryan for setting the record straight. On behalf of viewers and your fans, we all look forward to you telling your story on Bravo or elsewhere.


In the Life: The Story of Mob Royalty – Little Linda Scarpa

Growing up in an Italian neighborhood in Jersey City, NJ, I was fascinated by those ” In The Life” – the term used to describe the men who kept the neighborhood safe. Those men drove fancy cars, lived in amazing houses and their kids were treated like royalty by the locals. We knew who the wiseguys were, but not exactly what they did for a living, nor did we care. To us, they were our friends’ fathers or uncles who gave us money for ice cream, bought boxes of our girl scout cookies (and let us keep the cookies!!) and threw the most lavish parties for their kids.

linda scarpa and her dadDecades later, I have again become fascinated by a young woman who grew up “in the life” – Little Linda Scarpa, daughter of the late Greg Scarpa (Greg Scarpa was legendary in our neighborhood).

Linda Scarpa was one of kids that would have been treated like royalty in our neighborhood. Linda grew up privileged: parents who adored her, private schools, drivers, designer clothes and anything money could buy.

Fast forward to 2013, the young woman from the privileged past lost her father as she turned 25 years old. She was forced to reconcile the loving father with the stories of his “alternate” life wherein he played “judge, jury and executioner.”  The life, which surrounded her, while tragic, shaped Linda Scarpa into the woman she is today.

linda scarpaI Married A Mobster. She is currently writing her memoir as the daughter of the man feared by all wiseguys. In addition, Linda was just slated to star in an upcoming show entitled Boss Ladies.

So why does Linda Scarpa stand out among the wives, daughters, etc that have recently come under the spotlight?  It’s simple. . .

Linda is real. She tells it as it is – good, bad or otherwise. Whether Linda is interacting with a celebrity or the street sweeper, she treats people with the respect she deems they deserve – unaffected by financial status.

Anyone who follows Linda on twitter (@LindaScarpa) can readily see that she enjoys interacting with family, friends and fans. She has been and continues to be outspoken regarding the Mobwives Series – often questioning how “real” the “reality” show is.

Linda does not shy away from any question, but do not cross the line because her straight forward approach is never more evident than when Linda is schooling someone on proper respect. Linda uses words as her weapon of choice.

When a blogger sought to question Linda’s parent’s marital status, Linda shut the blogger down faster than “a speeding bullet.”  When a Mobwives groupie crossed the line regarding Linda’s family, Linda made it her mission to expose him for the fraud he turned out to be – she revealed that he faked being twitter “verified.” Shortly thereafter, he announced he was shutting down his account.

From Daddy’s privileged princess  . . . to the harsh family tragedies . . .

. . . Little Linda Scarpa . . . her star keeps rising.



RHONJ Brawl Leads to Criminal Charges – StilettoGate

Jacqueline-has-had-enoughSome people never learn . . .

The blonde girl is always the first to get hacked up in horror films;

The guy wearing the red shirt is always killed on Star Trek; and

A brawl always breaks out at Kim D parties with Jacqueline Laurita at the center of the controversy. . .

. . . it’s as certain as paying taxes and death.

So let’s tell a tale, a tale of a Grand Opening and Kim D’s promise to Bravo to deliver with a little help from her friends . . .

Throughout filming of Season 5, Kim D continued to schedule “events” and invite her RHONJ “friends” because her orders were to sponsor events until “something of interest” was captured on film.

Kim D scheduled the Grand Opening of a second location for her store in Ridgewood, NJ.  The event was scheduled so quickly that Production failed to obtain the requisite permits and insurance (town retroactively issued one of the requisite permits the following day). It is unclear whether the landlord’s permission was necessary pursuant to the provisions of the lease. Furthermore, it is unclear whether the State provided the proper licensing for hair/waxing services (all of which were offered and captured on film).

In order to lure Penny Drossos (known as PDKhair) and her husband, John Karagiorgis (known as @JohnnyTheGrk) to the March 30, 2013 event, Joe Gorga and Richard Wakile spent the weeks preceding the event contacting @JohnnyTheGrk, offering to have their wives film with Penny and obtaining Karagiorgis’ commitment to attend the event (in order to publicly prove that any strife was behind them).  Production asked Karagiorgis to attend in writing, confirming same the evening of the event.

On March 30, 2013, the invited guests were permitted entry according to a pre-arranged time table. As invited guests, Penny Drossos and her girlfriend were escorted into the salon, John Karagiorgis and three remaining guests were told to wait outside for their cue (they along with other guests waited for over an hour).

Upon entry, Penny Drossos was immediately confronted by Jacqueline Laurita who in a span of minutes went from asking if they knew each other, to making accusations about her autistic son, to apologizing to Penny Drossos and bursting into tears. Surrounding guests were stunned!!

Production then ushered Penny Drossos to Teresa Giudice. When Teresa asked Penny Drossos to back her up that it was Penny who brought up Melissa’s past at a prior event (this Season), Penny Drossos reminded Teresa that it was Teresa and Kim D who asked Penny to confirm who Melissa’s ex was because of a phone call Juicy allegedly received.  [In fact, last year, Twitterland was abuzz when various individuals  tweeted about Melissa’s alleged infidelities and compromising pictures from Cancun, etc.]

As the drama among the housewives continued, furniture was rearranged, security moved into position and Jacqueline Laurita removed her shoes.  John Karagiorgis was cued to enter the salon and greet Joe Gorga, which Karagiorgis thought was in accordance with discussions he and Gorga had prior to filming. Instead of the friendly banter that Gorga had promised, Gorga turned purple with rage and was unable to “find his words” as soon as Karagiorgis greeted him.  Gorga erupted into a physical assault upon Mr. Karagiorgis. The Lauritas followed Gorga’s lead and Jacqueline Laurita ultimately attacked striking Karagiorgis in the head with the heel of her stiletto.

Production refused to contact the police. Mr. Karagiorgis proceeded to the Ridgewood Police Department. While Karagiorgis was reporting the incident, Joe Gorga, Jacqueline Laurita and Chris Laurita ran home.

While at the Ridgewood Police Department, Mr. Karagiorgis’ demeanor was evaluated, he received medical attention, his injuries were documented and he was permitted to file the following charges:

  • Joe Gorga: assault and terroristic threats
  • Chris Laurita: assault and terroristic threats
  • Jacqueline Laurita: assault

On the following day, while Karagiorgios sought further medical attention, Joe Gorga, Jacqueline Laurita and Chris Laurita celebrated Easter with their families.

Classy Easter table March 31 day after fight

Shortly thereafter, Jacqueline Laurita commenced her all too familiar campaign of sending text messages (via cell phone) and direct messages (via tweeter) to Karagiorgios’ family members and friends and on twitter. Her messages ranged from insisting that she didn’t hit anyone with a shoe, to messages insisting that she “didn’t mean to hit” Mr. Karagiorgis.

On April 2, 2013, on World Autism Awareness Day (WAAD), Jacqueline Laurita took the time to taunt an autism advocate by falsely alleging that the advocate wanted Jacqueline to keep her son “a secret.” Laurita knew her tweet was false and was fully aware that such a tweet would cause her fans to attack @RealityJulie.  People who knew @RealityJulie to be a true autism advocate were outraged by Jacqueline Laurita’s blatant disregard for the truth and the harm to Julie.

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On Thursday, April 4, 2013, Joe Gorga, Jacqueline Laurita and Chris Laurita learned that they were charged with criminal complaints. The same day, they filed cross complaints against Karagiorgis.

Original Photograph by Don Smith Staff Photographer for NorthJersey.Com and Altered by @AWenchLikeMe
Original Photograph by Don Smith Staff Photographer for NorthJersey.Com and Altered by @AWenchLikeMe

Fortunately, the charges filed by Gorga and the Lauritas forced them to testify as to their version of the incident.  The testimony was predictable and inconsistent with the lapse in time from the brawl to reporting, etc. The unedited footage of the event has been demanded by the Bergen County Prosecutor’s Office.

Contrary to Jacqueline Laurita’s advice to her daughter (when Ashlee assaulted Danielle Staub in Season 2), Jacqueline refuses to take responsibility for her actions.

There are so many unanswered questions:

  • Why would the Gorgas who claimed they have been stalked for “years” wait until they were charged to file cross complaints?
  • Why would Joe Gorga and his wife film with Penny Drossos less than a month earlier at Chakra in Paramus if they felt they were being stalked and cyberbullied?
  • Why would the Producers insist that Drossos and Karagiorgis attend Kim D’s event?
  • Why would Jacqueline Laurita send dozens of messages contradicting her Court testimony?
  • Why would Karagiorgis go to the Police and seek medical attention the night of the brawl if he was “on drugs” (as alleged by Jacqueline Laurita)?

Unlike Bravo, all unanswered questions will be answered courtesy of the Courts

#StilettoGate was coined by Autism Advocate and twitter personality extraordinaire @RealityJulie

RHONJ: L&S Magazine – Melissa Gorga’s Image Shows Cracks

Since Melissa Marco Gorga was first introduced to the viewers of Real Housewives Of New Jersey, she has worked relentlessly to create an image of the perfect wife and the perfect mother with the perfect life.

The February 25, 2013 edition of Life & Style Magazine reports that Melissa Gorga’s perfect life is crumbling . . .

In Touch Story Melissa does not want

and Melissa is “scrambling to save the image of her ‘perfect marriage.'”

Melissa expected Season 5 would concentrate on her “blossoming” music career.  But it appears that the dream is quickly turning into a nightmare that Missy never anticipated.  Not only has her music career tanked, but the image of her perfect marriage has hit a Titanic size iceberg.

shamlsLife & Style Magazine questions whether the Gorga’s “love at first sight” story is ALL A SHAM.  The story seems to have been created without much forethought since Melissa’s past is coming out to contradict her head on.

“The only reason she [Missy] went with Joe is because Bulldog didn’t want to settle down. . .”

Scenes filmed on January 31, 2013 for Season 5 have opened the door for a very rocky road for the image created by Melissa Gorga.  As the “wholesome image” crumbles, where oh where does Melissa turn?

The Marco camp spin machine seem to be relying heavily on viewer sympathy, “why ruin the reputation of a wife and mother?” Yet, it is Missy who attempted to build on the “wholesome girl victimized by evil sister in law Teresa Giudice.”

Who can forget Joey Gorga’s Reunion declaration that he followed his father’s advice and picked a girl that “walks a straight line.” Well, it appears that the only walk Missy has done is a walk of shame.  


Hopefully Papa Gorga will counsel Joey Gorga on what to do about the latest allegations of Melissa Gorga’s infidelity.

kim and melissaSources confirm that Kim D “smiles” and plays one cast mate against the other as she peddles her merchandise. Kim D banks on the fact that no one is talking to each other so her treachery is safe for the time being.

pennyWhen Kim D was unable to deliver, Penny Drossos-Karagiorgis was summoned to the rescue. According to Life & Style, “Penny is Bringing the Drama.”

Until recently, it was unclear whether Penny would appear on Season 5 since she refused to be Kim D’s side kick.

Life & Style reports that Penny will appear in Season 5.  As a successful salon owner, Penny was able to answer many of the yet unanswered questions about Melissa’s past.

Inside sources confirm that Penny’s responses to questions regarding Missy’s past will not be evasive or vague.

RHONJ EXCLUSIVE: Bulldog Bryan Courted By Media Outlets

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Several weeks ago, twitter exploded when Fame Whorgas identified Bryan Bowen as Melissa Gorga’s ex boyfriend. Within minutes, Melissa’s camp attacked Mr Bowen with vile comments about his recent brain surgery. Bowen responded by wishing them well in their endeavors, maintaining his composure, never stooping to their level.

An inside source close to Mr. Bowen has advised that Mr. Bowen is being bombarded with requests to tell details of his and his family’s dealings with Melissa Marco Gorga and the Marco Family.

While initially resisting such requests, the inside source stated:

“Bro thought they were joking. Then her and her family started in on him opening their mouths. He’s not lookin’ to hurt her. But the truth is the truth and seems psycho forgot he knows it.”

When asked who “they” were, the inside source identified “they” as various media outlets that have already offered to provide Mr. Bowen with a platform to tell his story.  When asked to clarify who “psycho” was, the inside source responded “that’s Melissa Marco, she’s psycho girl. We used to call her fatal attraction girl”.

Mr. Bowen has revealed some of Melissa’s bizarre behavior during their relationship in recent tweets. He tweeted that his father threw Melissa out of their home after an 8 months stint when Melissa moved in to the Bowen family home. Donna Marco, Melissa’s mother immediately apologized to Bowen’s father so there was no need for police intervention.

Mr. Bowen detailed some of Melissa’s obsessive behavior indicating that Melissa went thru his parent’s mail, tried to hit him with a vehicle and would hide in the bushes.

Mr. Bowen further tweeted that one evening Melissa gave him an ultimatum or she “would marry the millionaire.” According to Mr. Bowen’s tweet, Melissa was married to Joey Gorga 3 months later.  Bowen also tweeted that Melissa continued to wear a cross pendant that he had purchased for her.  This puts a serious crimp in Melissa’s “love at first sight happily ever after” story.

It appears that Mr. Bowen has ignored Melissa’s sister’s telephone call to his friend and tweets requesting that he stop making public statements.

With the scintillating tidbits that Mr. Bowen has disclosed on twitter, it is no wonder that the media frenzy to get the details of the volatile Bowen / Melissa Macro relationship has begun.

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Our inside source has indicated that Mr. Bowen is close to making a decision on the Media outlet that will get the REAL and UNCENSORED story regarding Real Housewife of New Jersey Melissa Marco Gorga.

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As we sit and wait for the great reveal, we wonder how Melissa Marco is handling the unraveling of her most guarded secrets.

It appears that Melissa Marco is terribly concerned about what Bryan intends to say because she has vocalized her support for those posting the most vile attacks against him.

Our inside source has advised that Mr. Bowen is in the final stages of a deal with a media outlet for a tell all on all aspects of his relationship with Melissa Marco Gorga. Perhaps Missy shouldn’t have issued such a public challenge because it appears that her challenge will be met.


Sandy Relief: Time to Help JR’s Ocean Bar & Grill

The power of twitter has recently brought us someone from Melissa Gorga’s past, Bryan known as @bulldog_nj. Byran has been attacked, ridiculed and tormented by the Macro clan for just existing. His response to these unwarranted attacks has been to explain that he owns his past and he looks forward to his future.

Throughout the twitter storm, Bryan has asked for nothing. In fact, while being attacked, he mentioned that his friend JR’s Ocean Bar & Grill lost everything during Storm Sandy.

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So while we may not be able to stop the attacks on Bryan, Faux Reality Entertainment wants to help in a constructive way. We have contacted JR’s Ocean Bar & Grill and seek to coordinate any assistance, financial or otherwise that we can provide. We ask our readers do the same. We will post the information as soon as we receive same from JR Ocean Bar & Grill, located in Seaside Heights, NJ.

RHONJ Gorga & The Shirtless Man in Hotel Room

Joey Gorga’s tweets are often strange and difficult to follow since he posts like a horny teenager. He never fails to surpass his bizarre behavior.


Last week was no exception.  On or about Saturday, January 19, 2013, Melissa Gorga posted that she and Joey were dining with friends.  The photograph is interesting in that Melissa made no attempt to get close to “the love of her life.”

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At 1:30 am that evening, Joey Gorga tweeted the following:

joey gorga and shirt less manWho was the shirtless man, what was he doing in a hotel room at 1:30 am with Joey Gorga and why was Joey asking his tweeter followers what they thought of “his boys [sic] body”?

Yesterday, Joey Gorga posted a photo with shirtless man stating that “life is good”

joey gorga shirtless sergio life is goodIn the photo are Melissa Gorga’s mother’s boyfriend, Melissa’s Brother in law Scott Simpson and shirtless man. The “women” took a separate photo:

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We know that the Gorgas crave publicity and we wouldn’t put it past them to use the Kim Z and Danielle Staub trick of feigning a same sex relationship to please the network.

Shirtless man’s wife has a twitter acct that sent 7 tweets since August, 2012, all tweets are about their encounters with the Gorgas. Nevertheless, shirtless man seems to have become attached to Joey Gorga as of late.

A source close to Joey Gorga has revealed that shirtless man is Sergio Roberti. His wife’s name is Lisa and they have become “close” to the Gorgas as of late.

A Miami Love Story: I Will Love You Until . . .

“I will love you until the day after forever . . . ”


What happens when the Sexiest Top Model in the World falls in love with the handsome owner of the top nightclub in South Beach? For Joanna Krupa and Romain Zago . . . Fireworks!

joanna_krupa_by_somalo_crop nameJoanna Krupa provides viewers with an interesting prospective into the life of a self-made career woman.  RHOM depicts Joanna’s struggle to balance the demands of her professional career with her personal life.  As a stunning model and philanthropist, there seems to be little time for her fiancé.

Joanna is not only a top model and animal rights activist, the multi-talented Polish beauty is also an advocate for children, an actress, a TV host and a poker enthusiast. She is a recurring guest on Fox Business Channel and CNN HDL .  In fact, Joanna’s biography lists an endless stream of professional accomplishments.

romain zago portraitRomain Zago is the owner of one of the most exclusive night clubs in Miami, Mynt Lounge.  RHOM viewers observe as Romain operates a demanding business while coping with a high octane and volatile relationship.

Romain was born in France, raised in Brazil and now calls the United States his home. His meteoric rise from manager to owner culminated in a milestone celebration in 2012 – the ten year anniversary of Mynt Lounge.

Joanna and Romain survived a season of disturbing emails, tattling phone calls and MMA type dinner parties.  After viewing the tumultuous relationship, viewers cheered as Romain renewed his proposal to Joanna in the Finale . . . rose petals, tears, and heartfelt vows . . .

                . . .  And they lived happily ever after   . . .  NOT SO FAST . . .

The Fireworks continued even after the show ended as fans were mesmerized by what would happen.

joanna breaks upShortly after the airing of the RHOM Finale, Joanna announced that she had broken the engagement. She immediately removed any trace of photographs with Romain from her twitter account. Romain celebrated his Birthday party at Mynt Lounge sans Joanna.  The couple, who actively interacted on a daily basis with fans on twitter, all but disappeared.

Viewers felt the agony of the broken relationship as it permeated their respective twitter accounts. Was the relationship salvageable; would the power couple survive the storm; how would (or could) they mend broken hearts?

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So what would the affluent nightclub owner do? Impress his lady with diamonds . . . a car . . . an exotic vacation? No No No.

Romain knew that Joanna would not be impressed by expensive gifts.  Big love and a big break up require a grand gesture so Romain called in the Big Gun.

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Jolanta Krupa!

Knowing how much Joanna admires her mother, it was clear who would be the voice of reason.  Game on. Would Jolanta pick up the gauntlet and get RHOM’s power couple back together?

“I’ll love you until the day after forever” said the Prince to his Princess. Not long after Jolanta’s intervention, Romain and Joanna were seen on the beach. From the looks of it, it appears that the tears are behind them.

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Shortly thereafter, twitter was flooded with congratulatory tweets, asking when and where the wedding would be.

With the introduction of the New Year, Mynt Lounge was the setting for a spectacular celebration as the Miami Love Story continues  . . .

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We look forward to the broadcast of the wedding of the Power Couple that has captivated viewers of RHOM.

RHONJ Exclusive: Jewelry Launch or Cage Fight at Il Tulipano

EXCLUSIVE – Season 5 Filming

On January 18, 2013, RHONJ filmed the launch for Kim DePaolo’s Jewelry Line at Il Tulipano in Cedar Grove. . . Cuffs by Kim D. The event will be part of the much anticipated Season 5.

Since Kim D’s 2012 Annual Fashion Show was uneventful, it was imperative to assemble the cast for a dynamic event.  What better way then to utilize Kim D’s expert skills at causing mayhem.

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Kim D enticed Teresa Giudice into attending the Launch by insisting that Fabellini wine and accessories would be prominently displayed and marketed throughout the evening.

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Teresa was accompanied by her in laws, Peter & Sheila Giudice and her friend, Priscilla DiStasio.

Also present were Caroline Manzo, Rosie Pierri, Melissa and Joey Gorga.  It is unclear if Kathy Wakile attended the party since, even when Kathy attends an event, her contribution is minimal and rather forgettable.

rosie with caroline in backgroundRosie Pierri was her lovable unsophisticated self in her cardigan sweater as she tried on leather cuffs. Carolina Manzo can be seen over Rosie’s shoulder, preaching to an unsuspecting attendee.

The evening would not have been complete without the requisite beat on Teresa Giudice fest.

A source who attended the launch party confirmed to Faux Reality that as Kim D stood by, Theresa Giudice was confronted by her brother, Joey Gorga who berated his sister for the cameras and the amusement of the other attendees.  Joey Gorga had been released from the hospital earlier in the week.  Not to be outdone, Caroline Manzo could not pass up an opportunity to “add her 2 cents” by telling Teresa that she was responsible for all that is wrong in the world.

It appears that as Season 5 continues to film, Faux Reality’s prediction that Kim D is only out for Kim D is coming to fruition.

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As Kim D offers the viewers a cupcake, Teresa Giudice continues to battle the wolves thrust upon her by Bravo.

PS: All desserts were safe for human consumption.  Fortunately, Kathy Wakile did not have to break out her Easy Bake Oven.

Copyright Infringement & It’s Chilling Effect On Bloggers


Last week twitter was a flutter with news that a New Jersey based media group filed a lawsuit against a hobby blog for images it posted depicting house parties of the Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Suddenly bloggers were scrabbling to review their blogs to determine what was permitted and not permitted to post.

What was the law on copyright infringement? Were they violating the law? Why would a media group go to such lengths to target a reality tv blogger? Who would be next?

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One blog commenced posting images with the logo “Stolen From ____” in order to give credit to the image origins.

Another blog indicated it would no longer utilize images so as not to be forced to maneuver thru the maze of copyright laws.

Most surprising was the reaction of one Bravo personality who responded as follows:

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Since the lawsuit was a dispute over images, it is unclear to what Rich Wakile referred when he expressed his hope for “the TRUTH.”  Considering his repeated role as a Defendant, Wakile’s tweet was absurd – Bless His Heart.

So the question that Faux Reality seeks to answer is: Under what circumstances can bloggers post images? This article is not intended to render legal advice nor should it be relied upon as a legal interpretation. But rather a layperson’s interpretation of the law and cases reviewed herein.

On or about June 13, 2012, North Jersey Media Group filed a complaint against a blogger and reporter by the name of Victor Sasson (hereinafter “Sasson”). The suit alleged that Sasson violated copyright laws by using images and stories that were initially published in the Bergen Record on his blog. Complaint, North Jersey Media Group vs Victor Sasson Docket No. 2:12-cv-03568.

On January 4, 2013, the Court dismissed Three of the Four Counts of the  Complaint. After a thorough analysis of the Complaint, the Court found that North Jersey Media could not claim copyright infringement BEFORE it obtained a Certificate of Copyright Registration from the United States Copyright Office. The Court concluded that applying for a certificate is not enough to prove a case for copyright infringement, the Certificate must be issued to maintain a case. The only remaining count in the Complaint is Sasson‘s use of the iconic September 11 photograph of Firefighters raising the U.S. flag at the World Trade Center.

Thus, North Jersey Media is fully aware that if it does not possess a Certificate of Copyright Registration issued by the United States Copyright Office on the date images are posted on a blog, it cannot maintain a cause of action for copyright infringement.

So hypothetically:

  • On April 22, 2012, Real Housewives of New Jersey hosts various events;
  • On April 23, 2012, blog posts images;
  • On or about June 30, 2012, Big Bad Media acquires rights to photographs from various photographers;
  • On or about July 20, 2012, Big Bad Media applies for copyright registration certificates;
  • On December 4, 2012, Big Bad Media is issued Certificates for some, but not all images (while others remain pending).

In the above hypothetical situation, Big Bad Media Group cannot maintain a prima facie case of copyright infringement for postings until AFTER December 4, 2012 for those images in which certificates have been registered. In fact, in the above hypothetical Big Bad Media didn’t even own the rights to the photographs until June 30, 2012.

Therefore, any blog who posted the images before December 4, 2012 has not violated copyright laws pursuant to the Decision of the Court in North Jersey Media Group vs. Sasson.


RHONJ: Kim DePaolo’s Campaign To Join Cast

Kim DePaolo has made guest appearances in all 4 Seasons of Real Housewives of New Jersey.

In past seasons, Kim was part of the scenery. Kim’s shop and her fashion show provided the backdrop for much of the drama caused by the housewives.

Season 4 was the first time that Kim was invited to the Reunion to answer questions about the dramatic Finale. Viewers wanted answers to the following questions:

  • Who invited Melissa Gorga’s former manager to the Fashion Show?
  • Did Teresa know that the former manager would confront Melissa? and
  • Was Melissa a dancer?

Kim led Bravo and viewers to believe she had the answers.

Unfortunately, Kim failed to provide responsive answers to the questions – mainly because she was motivated by a not too hidden agenda to show Bravo that she could deliver sensational story lines.

Kim failed to inform Bravo that she did not mastermind the confrontation, nor could she have coordinated the attendance of the key players.

Faux Reality shows Kim as a business woman who “seems to have opportunities just fall in her lap.”

Reality does not require a brick to the head. Hit with Brick CLUNK

Kim has been masterful at drawing people into her web, gathering information and parlaying that information to her advantage (alla Herbert Hoover).  After all, she’s related (by marriage) to Kim Granatell.

Kim admitted that she speaks to Jacqueline on a daily basis and that she and Caroline “go way back.”

In fact, in Season 2 Kim and her former boyfriend Mike D attended the Sheriff’s Fundraiser at the Manzo’s Franklin Lakes home, wherein she excited Caroline by “volunteering” that Danielle Staub owed her $400.

It is this divided (questionable) loyalty that prevented Kim from providing responsive answers to questions surrounding the Fashion Show at the Reunion.  Kim was vague about Teresa’s involvement and advanced knowledge. Kim’s explanation regarding the presence of Melissa’s former manager left viewers more confused than before her appearance. Kim repeatedly refused to exonerate Teresa when Jacqueline and Caroline proclaimed that Kim told them that Teresa was involved in the Fashion Show confrontation.

So why is Kim straddling the Giudice/Manzo/Laurita fence? Why didn’t Kim explain how Melissa’s former manager came to attend the Fashion Show? Why didn’t she admit who orchestrated the drama instead of simply stating that “opportunities fall in her lap?”

Answer: Kim looks out for Kim without regard for Caroline, Teresa or Jacqueline (her so called “friends”).


BravoTV needed a Finale.  Faux Reality dictates that the Finale would be an unscripted sensational spontaneous occurrence during the course of filming. Reality was that BravoTV sought to invite people to the Fashion Show to maximize the dramatic conclusion for Season 4:

  • Danielle Staub refused to attend without adequate compensation and because she refused to promote Kim’s Show
  • Kim Granatell didn’t trust Bravo after it’s unflattering editing in Season 3

A Bravo Bird advised Faux Reality that Bravo turned to a woman from Melissa’s past, Penny Drossos-Karagiorgis. Penny’s family owned the club where Missy “bartended for $100 tips”; Penny knew Missy before her marriage to Joey; Penny knew how Missy met Joey; and, Penny could coordinate a meeting between Missy and her past. 

Kim named Penny the Artistic Stylist for the Fashion Show and Penny helped with the Fashion Show “Guest List.”

After filming the Season 4 Finale, Kim approached Bravo about offering her a contract to appear in Season 5.  A Bravo Bird advised Faux Reality that in order to entice Bravo, Kim guaranteed Bravo that she could deliver Penny and Kim G (without the need to contract with them) anytime Bravo needed them.

Faux Reality seeks to confirm whether Penny and Kim G have agreed that they will appear without compensation in order to assist Kim in obtaining a contract from Bravo.

When asked if Penny agreed to film free to assist Kim in obtaining a contract with Bravo, Penny’s husband @JohnnyTheGreek responded as follows:

Kim is a friend & wish everyone nothing but the best, but nothing in life is ever free, Is it?

Not knowing what the hell that meant, we responded:

Platitudes not necessary. Yes or No, did Penny agree to appear for free to help Kim D land contract?

No one has provided a responsive answer to the inquiry. So, all that is certain is that the Bravo Birdie confirmed that Kim may have parlayed her relationship with Penny and her familial relationship with Kim G into a Bravo contract.

All the ladies of RHONJ need to be cautious with Kim DePaolo because she has proven for the last Four Seasons that her loyalty lies with whomever can deliver what’s best for Kim.  The only person who is on to Kim’s true character is Missy Gorga.


Jeff Lewis Flips Out on Jenni Pulos & her Tell All Book

No one can ever say that Jeff Lewis is a patient man.

When Jeff’s assistant, Jenni Pulos told him that she was writing a book, he demanded to know what it said and requested a copy of the manuscript. When Pulos refused to provide a copy, Jeff flipped out and into the closest Court House. War of the Roses is going to seem tame compared to Flipping Out Legal Style.


On November 14, 2012, Jeff and his production company filed for an injunction to prevent the production and/or distribution of the book written by Jenni.

The Complaint alleges, among other things that:

In 2008 and again in 2010, Jenni executed a Confidentiality and NonDisclosure Agreement wherein she agreed not to disclose (and actively protect) confidential information regarding Jeff’s business or personal life. [Paragraph 9 of Complaint]

The Agreement provides that any violation or threatened violation of the Agreement would cause “irreparable injury to Jeff.”  Any violation would entitle Jeff to injunctive relief (meaning a restraining order) as well as the payment of attorneys fees. [Paragraph 10 of the Complaint]

In or about October, 2012, Jeff found out that Jenni was writing a book. Jeff reminded Jenni of the Confidentiality Agreement. [Paragraph 11 of the Complaint]

However, Jeff discovered that the book was finished and was entitled Hang In There, Baby – What One of the World’s Most Difficult Bosses Taught Me About Life, Work and Love. Jeff also learned that the book was already written, already assigned an International Standard Book Number (ISBN) and is represented to be 288 pages. [Paragraph 12 of the Complaint]

Jeff sent written demands to Jenni and her agents, including a cease and desist in publishing the book. [Paragraph 13 of the Complaint]

The Complaint seeks a declaration that the Confidentiality Agreement remains in effect; that Jenni and her agents be prohibited from publishing and / or releasing the book; that  Jenni be responsible for injury and damage caused to Jeff.

Jenni woke to the news that her boss was suing her:

Word of advice for Jenni, referring to your boss as an uncool bully may not make for a very good working relationship.

Faux Reality’s independent investigation reveals that as of today’s date, Amazon was advertising presales of Jenni’s book which is entitled Hang In There, Baby!:

If the allegations of the Complaint are accurate, Jenni needs to get the 411 on a good defense attorney.

RHONJ: Gorga Dumb & Dumber : Dumbest Couple on Bravo

Who is the dumbest couple of the Real Housewives’ franchises?

Just when Faux Reality shows Missy and Joey as the perfect little nymphomaniacs of the franchises, reality hits us smack between the eyes to show that Dumb and Dumber belong together. [Please pull out the Dictionary of Stupid Translations to decipher what Dumb and Dumber mean hereinunder]

The 2nd Grade teacher wannabe who made $100 tips for serving drinks states that she means it when she calls a WHAT?

Bless Missy’s Non-Existent Heart!

How many times did it take for the 2nd Grade teacher wannabe (who needed bigger boobs)  to “EGGMIT” IT . . .

This is the VICTIM who called her  in laws dumb and dumber? Clearly she hadn’t heard of the “I’m rubber, you’re glue” sing-a-long.

When a fan asks Joey to send a tweet to her deployed  husband, how does Dumber respond?

Clearly Brad shouldn’t “quick” when another door opens.


Just when Dumber finally begins to “learn his letters” . . .

Reality shows that he’s still a dummy because he plagiarized the tweet from Madea:

“Joey, I know Madea, and u Joey, are no Madea!” Then again if Madea helps Joey Dummy Pants learn his alphabet, maybe violating basic twitter terms isn’t that bad.

When Dumber was called on the plagiarized tweet, his response was to plagiarize yet another tweet:

The only thing worse than a dummy is a dummy who thinks he’s a Genius.

Of course who can ever forget Orange man’s tweet thanking the best sis:

So pop quiz time, who is the dumbest couple of Reality TV?

Special thanks and shout out to Plagiarism Police Sucka @USoCrazay and Madepiley for her entertaining Videos!!

The Incestuous Family Known As Bravo TV

BravoTV is portrayed as executives that have discovered a successful formula to turn a profit:  “reality” shows that are inexpensive to produce. Writers, actors, and sets are not needed so overhead is minimal.  As a result, Bravo claims to deliver “real” people as they live their lives.

Yet we, the viewer keep seeing Bloopers that have us scratching our heads regarding how real these shows are. Time and time again the behind the scenes drama seems to overtake the filmed version.  The incestuous relationships among cast, crew and producers are truly fascinating.

With regard to Ryan Seacrest:

Bravo has repeatedly used Ryan Seacrest to promote the Housewives’ music ventures.  On various occasions Missy Gorga was filmed talking to Seacrest regarding her music. Her songs appear on Seacreat’s web page.

“What is Seacrest’s relationship to Bravo?” you ask.  Seacrest’s company produces Shahs of Sunset.  Scratching the other’s back allows Bravo to use Seacrest’s popularity in the music industry to promote the housewives’ singing ventures while Seacrest’s production company reaps the benefits of a show on Bravo.

With regard to Mohamed Hadid:

Mohamed Hadid was initially introduced to viewers on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as Lisa Vanderpump’s friend. Mr. Hadid’s mega mansion was used as the venue for Pandora Vanderpump’s engagement party. Mr. Hadid is easy to spot, he always the beautiful young super model draped over his arm.

Then Mr. Hadid was showcased on Shahs of Sunset. He and his latest multi-million dollar mansion were featured when he allowed Sammy to oversee some of the over the top renovations.

Mr. Hadid’s ex wife is Yolanda Hadid Foster, the new housewife of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  Yolanda’s current husband is David Foster, a Grammy award winning artist.

Mohamed and Yolanda have three children: Gigi, Bella & Anwar. Gigi is the face of Guess. Bella is an award winning equestrian.

Joe Francis recently mentioned “his friend Mohamed” on Real Housewives of Miami during the argument between Joe Francis and Joanna Krupa.  Francis dropped the bomb by stating that “his friend Mohamed” had been with Joanna.  Joanna looked genuinely surprised by the statement.  Could Mohamed be Mohamed Hadid?  As soon as the episode aired, Golnesa “Gigi” Gharachedaghi of Shahs of Sunset tweeted her support.

Mr. Hadid does not appear the type of man to kiss and tell, in fact, it is mission impossible to find an internet photo with Mr. Hadid with his lady friends. So why would Francis pull that statement of the air?

Upon review, it has become clear that the statement was premeditated and calculated to send a message. This message is not about Kardashians, Krupa or helicopters. It’s personal . . .

Joe Francis is the first to admit that he has been to jail on a number of occasions for various criminal charges. He also admits that he met Roy Black when Mr. Black represented him on one of the criminal charges.

In 2008, the Office of the United States Attorney filed criminal charges against Joe Francis.  The Government named various key witnesses in it’s Federal case against Joe Francis. One of those witnesses is well known in the Housewives franchises . . .


The Government Witness against Joseph R. Francis was none other than Mohamed Hadid. Shortly after the Government opposed production of handwritten notes, Joe Francis accepted a plea deal.

In order to believe Joe Francis regarding Joanna Krupa, one would have to believe the IMPOSSIBLE,  that:

  • Hadid and he made peace after Hadid was identified as the Government’s witness in the criminal case against him; and

  • Hadid and he not only made peace, but are buddies to the point that Hadid is telling Francis about his past conquests.
I’m sorry Joe, we’re not buying it. It’s safe to say that the boys have not made up and Francis was less than truthful about his friendship with Hadid and prior relationships with Joanna Krupa. 

This article is a work in progress. . . incomplete . . . documents are coming in faster than we can process them. WOW

Joe Francis Must Pay Muliti Million Dollar Judgment To Casino Mogul

UPDATED: November 12, 2012

Once upon a time, there was a very insecure boy . . . ALLEGEDLY. . .

And this insecure boy had a rather interesting childhood . . . ALLEGEDLY . . .

As this insecure boy became a man, he decided to turn the tables on those that he felt bullied him . . . ALLEGEDLY . . .

So the insecure man targeted beautiful young women who had ignored him by filming them in embarrassing situations and and producing gutter videos . . . ALEGEDLY . . .


As the insecure man made money, he acquired a false since of invincibility . . . ALLEGEDLY . . .

The insecure man thought he could do and say anything he wanted without concern for the truth . . . ALLEGEDLY . . .

After the insecure man raked up approximately $2 million dollars in gambling debts at the Wynn Casino in Vegas, the Casino sued the insecure man for recovery of the debts  . . . ALLEGEDLY . . .

The insecure man countered by saying that Vegas Billianaire Steve Wynn threatened to kill him and bury him in a hole in the desert . . . ALLEGEDLY . . .

Vegas Mogul Steve Wynn was not happy with the insecure man’s false, slanderous comments . . . ALLEGEDLY . . .

So Vegas Mogul sued the insecure man for slander, defamation for attempting to ruin his reputation . . . ALLEGEDLY . . .

In or about September, 2012, Casino Mogul Steve Wynn was awarded $40 million dollars by a Jury, which included punitive damages . . .

. . . . NO ALLEGEDLY about it. . . . The Jury determined that Joseph Francis sought to defame Steve Wynn by making false statements about him and as such injured his reputation. In making these findings, the Jury determined that Joseph Francis LIED.

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Billionaire Wynn advised that he intends to donate the funds to battered women and wounded soldiers. A statement released by Mr. Wynn stated:

Joe Francis represents a new kind of criminal type: the digital assassin. He takes advantage of the protection afforded by the Internet to issue intentionally destructive charges against someone’s reputation, knowing full well that in the age of the Internet those statements will live forever.

His actions present a new challenge to society created by technology and the instantaneous news cycle.  The inflammatory information goes up instantly and stays forever, unchallenged and unproven, to the misery and detriment of any citizen that is a victim. The only remedy is a long road, an expensive road, to a trial before 12 fellow citizens. Most citizens don’t have the time or the resources to defend themselves and find the truth in a courtroom before a jury of their peers.

In this case, with this unbelievably reckless human being, Joe Francis, I am a surrogate, a stand in, for all the people with any reputation or in any business, or even just a private citizen, who can be wildly attacked.

Thank God for the justice system that finally sent a message: if you think you’re taking a cheap shot, it may be a lot more expensive than you had imagined. Therefore, think before you post; think before you speak; hesitate before you start to destroy someone’s character. There may be a day of reckoning.

Moral of the story: Joe Francis shouldn’t be slandering Casino Moguls or wives of Night Club owners. So Joey might want to apologize to Romain Zago and Joanna Krupa because the foundation has already been LAID that he’s a big fat LIAR.

In or about November 12, 2012, the trial judge granted Francis’ motion to set aside the punitive portion of the verdict and upheld the verdict in the amount of $19 million. A punitive damage award must be based upon a Defendant’s net worth, since Wynn did not prove how much Francis was worth, the trial judge set aside the punitive portion of the $40 million award.

The trail judge refused to set aside the jury’s damage award in the amount of $19 million. It appears that Joe Francis has a long hard fight to get the remainder of the damage portion overturned since the trial judge strengthened the factual and legal conclusions.

RHONJ: Gorga We Pay Our Bills . . .Sometimes . . . But Not Lately

In another installment of As The Gorgas Turn, it appears that when Melissa Gorga announced “We Pay Our Bills” what she really meant to say was “We Pay Our Bills . . . sometimes .  .  . but not lately .  .  . so call me . . . maybe .  .  . baayyybeee”

It appears that the very successful businessman that Faux Reality portrays is sinking rapidly. Tax Liens on Gorga’s properties have been outstanding for so long that they can now be purchased by third parties in the form of tax lien certificates.

Cities give property owners incentive to pay their property taxes on time – if they don’t pay they are assessed a penalty of 18% interest on over due amount and a tax lien certificate is issued.  The city then sells the tax lien certificate to a third party at auction. The third party purchases the certificate to pay off the property taxes and in turn is entitled to collect the taxes, plus 18% interest per year from the property owner.  Tax lien certificates are superior to other liens or mortgages (except Federal liens), so the third party who purchases the tax lien certificate can force a foreclosure.

Apparently the Gorgas didn’t pay their property taxes on the Paterson property because the City of Paterson recorded several Tax Lien Certificates

On September 5, 2012, Pro Capital I, LLC purchased the following:

On   [insert all tax lien certificates]

Why would a successful businessman fail to pay his taxes for such a period of time to allow a tax lien certificate to be auctioned in foreclosure?

Why would a successful businessman need private short term loans with artificially inflated interest rates?

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RHONJ: Richard Wakile is Becoming a Professional Defendant

Richard Wakile is no stranger to the Judicial system. In fact, he has surpassed Joey Gorga as most named Defendant in New Jersey Superior Court.

Rich was the subject of at least 16 lawsuits that we were able to verify.

StoopidHousewives reported on Exxon’s claims against Richard, where Exxon obtained a judgment against Rich for $113,ooo and he admitted by default forging his partner’s name on documents.

But there is so much more!

Recently, Rich was sued in the case entitled Natural Paradise Landscaping vs. Richard Wakile.

Natural Paradise alleged that it had provided landscaping services for over a year ending in October 2011 at the Wakile residence without payment. Natural Paradise sued Richard Wakile for unjust enrichment and breach of contract. On or about September 24, 2012, the Judge found in favor of Natural Paradise and against Rich.

For two seasons, Kathy insisted that Rich’s comments about Teresa were said “in jest.” “It’s his off color nutty sense of humor.” Those who experienced Rich’s tweets saw disrespectful inappropriate behavior when dealing with women. Those tweets were usually deleted within days of their posting. It appears that Rich’s conflicts with women have found their way to the Court House steps.

On July 20, 2011, Joan Deprospo sued Richard Wakile in Passaic County.

Rich resolved the matter with Ms. Deprospo on December 9, 2011.

Twenty days after resolving the matter with Joan Deprospo, on December 29, 2011, Shawndra Miller sued Richard Wakile.

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The cases identifed hereinbelow are in the Active listing of the Superior Court of New Jersey:

Active listing simply means that the lawsuits have not been archived yet for purposes of record keeping, it does not mean that the cases are still being litigated.

Archived cases for Richard Wakile show an 10 additional lawsuits, identified as follows:

RHONJ: Wakile & CannoliGate – The Dark Side

Cannoli are synonymous with celebrations . . . parties . . . good times . . . a little tube of heaven.

Who can forget the quaint dinner Joe and Teresa Giudice held for Caroline Manzo and her young son during Season 2. The dinner was topped off with an incredible plate of Cannoli, fruits, other sweet delicacies made by Teresa Giudice.

Years before Kathy Wakile and her titimisu offered in the parking lot next door to the Totowa Cemetery, Teresa was cooking, baking, taking care of her rambunctious young daughters and showing her daughters and viewers the true meaning of Italian traditions.

Bottling tomatoes with their grandparents:

Making brick oven pizza with the extended family:


Baby Audriana’s birth and Christening – no name calling, no drunken brawls and no bloodshed.

Watching Gia as she maneuvers her way through the world of modeling, acting, and dancing.

The trip to Italy filled with scenic vistas and amazing food, including CANNOLI!

Fast forward to Season 3 and Season 4 and the Dark Side of “respect” and “old school” as we are plunged into Cannoli-Gate.

With the introduction of Katerina Wakile, we come to learn that she and/or her mother invented Italian cuisine from the inception of time to present. Apparently, Kathy lurks around libraries and bookstores, and points to photos in cookbooks identifing each photo as “my mother’s _________ [insert name of food in photo].”

In Season 4, Kathy met with the executives of Bindi to discuss marketing her desserts.  Kathy is conveniently vague about what, if anything, came from her disasterous meeting with the Bindi executives (where her husband announced that she tastes like fish).

Faux Reality wants us to believe that Bindi jumped at the chance to have Kathy (the inventor of all Italian desserts) partner with Bindi. The Reality is quite different.


Bindi is a highly respected Italian company that was established by the Bindi family in 1946. Most of it’s gourmet dessert product line is produced in Italy and imported to the United States for distribution. Bindi sets forth it’s values.

It was highly unlikely that a 60 year old Italian company with Master Pastry Chefs on staff would suddenly partner with a woman with no formal training to make it’s cannoli.  Bindi has been marketing its own cannoli years before Kathy claimed that she and/or her mother invented them. Bindi has also had a  cannoli kit, not as popular as it’s ready made, flash frozen cannoli, but a cannoli kit nonetheless.

So why has Kathy Wakile been so vague about whether Bindi partnered with her and “her Cannoli kit?”  After all the swipes Kathy took at Teresa for the recipes, wouldn’t Kathy want to make it clear what part she played in the recipe, manufacture and distribution of the kit that she intends to introduce to QVC in less than 2 months?

If Kathy was able to structure a deal with Bindi, she would be flaunting it. The deal is as follows:

Bindi refused to have their name associated with Kathy Wakile or her companies. Bindi agreed to reactivate it’s cannoli kit (that it has not actively marketed) under a different label (unassociated with Bindi), it will allow Wakile to name and market the cannoli kit. In exchange Wakile will receive a percentage of net sales. 

How ironic that after Kathy’s snide comments to Teresa about her mother’s pizzelle cookies, Kathy will be promoting a cannoli kit that is not a Pierri recipe.

RHONJ: The House That Came Between Joey & Papa Gorga

Why would Joey Gorga blurt out that he pays his parent’s rent but was forced to sell the house they occupied?

The Faux Reality was that Joey and Melissa are such wonderful souls that they provide financial support to ailing Papa Gorga.  Reality is a sordid tale of deception and greed. How devious can a son be to fulfill his wife’s ambitions?

Some of the names have been changed and information redacted from documents to protect the privacy of Papa Gorga.

Papa Gorga has worked his whole life in the shoe repair business as the sole wage earner, he and his wife Antonietta raised their kids, they bought a house,  their kids married, they fussed over their grandchildren – they were living the American Dream.

Papa and Antonietta were happy in their home in Paterson. They raised their kids there and “we will live here for another 100 years until God takes us to a better place.” They don’t need glitz – they are happy with their tomato plants, memories and their grandkids. But Joey needed their help so they agreed to sell their Paterson property and move to the Old Ridge Road property to help their son.

Sordid History of the Old Ridge Road Property

Joey Gorga owned property on Old Ridge Road which he bought for $500,000 in 2002. It was a modest home on a modest block for modest folks. It was the home that Joey intended to occupy before he realized that he needed to impress if he were going to attract the “non gold digging type.”

Because the real estate market tanked, Joey couldn’t sell the home without a substantial loss when he ultimately decided to build in Franklin Lakes, so the Old Ridge Road property remained as rental income.

In or about February 2, 2007, Joey purchased the land for the love shack in Montville. Now he desperately needed money to build the 13,000 square foot uber mansion (which has surprisingly shrunk to less than 10,000 square feet.

In order to help to fund building Montville, on May 18, 2007, Joey took out a mortgage on the Old Ridge Road property for the amount of $500,000. Since he could not qualify on his own, Joey put his father’s name on the Mortgage – thus exposing his father to potential liability even though his father did not own an interest in either Montville or Old Ridge Road. Why would Joey expose his father to potential liability without providing his father any interest in the underlying asset. Greed! Who exposes an ailing parent to potentially losing his home if the underlying debt cannot be repaid? Greed!

It gets worse.

On August 6, 2007, Joey forces his father to take out a line of credit in the amount of $100,000.

It gets worse.

On February 13, 2009, Joey Gorga and Melissa Gorga and their heirs are sued in a foreclosure action by National City Mortgage.  They are desparate!

November 17, 2009 is a pivotal date.  Several odd transactions occur on November 17, 2009 . . . all at the direction of Joey Gorga.

First, Joey sells the Old Ridge Road house to his parents for $440,000. The house is assessed at $286,000. [will verify to see how close to appraised value is to assessed value]. First National Bank of America has a  $500,000 first mortgage on the property and Papa Gorga has a $100,000 line of credit.

On that same day, “Anthony DeLorenzo” (a friend of Joey Gorga) borrows money from two private lenders and uses the Old Ridge Property that is now allegedly owned by Papa and Antonio Gorga as collateral. Both are short term loans. The first is $145,000 at 8% interest to be paid in 2 years by November 9, 2011.

The second is $325,000 that is structured as a balloon to be paid in 3 years on December 31, 2012.

On August 23, 2010, Anthony DeLorenzo sold the Old Ridge Road property to the current owners.

When did DeLorenzo buy the property? Were the private loans made to Joey and Joey failed to pay them back, thus prompting Anthony to “foreclose” on the property? Did Papa Gorga live in the house thinking it was his property only to be forced out!

work in progress, still completing

All documents provided herein are provided by a licensed Title Company.   Faux Reality posts only if it can substantiate with documentary evidence. Nothing is based upon hearsay, undisclosed recordings, speculation or assumptions. No intoxicated xanax induced or lip syncing women were harmed in the preparation of this article.

Faux Reality doesn’t sweat the fools, no need to play in Faux’s house.

Special thanks to Natasha Maggs for the documents used to substantiate the facts known to Faux Reality.

RHONJ: Joey Gorga Loves Picking Up Trash. . . Waves to Missy

Before the influence of Jersey Shore and the Lights of Bravo, Joey Gorga was a family oriented, loving son and brother.  He was devoted to his parents and adored his only sister.

Joey wasn’t stripping, he wasn’t ridiculing his sister or flat out lying about his parent’s financial condition, he wouldn’t have stood for anyone calling his father a coward or his mother a fucking liar, he wouldn’t have turned his back on Gia and he would have cut off his arm before hurting his family.

Joey was a loyal friend that would drop everything to lend a helping hand.

Joey was proud of working for what he acquired, he was proud of who he was and he always acknowledged the assistance he received from his parents, from his sister and from his brother in law. ALWAYS.

So what changed? Why did the down to earth Italian boy from Paterson become a money hungry self centered sell out who not only turned his back on his family, he assisted in the attempted carnage?

In his early years, Joey wasn’t afraid of hard work. In 2000, he incorporated Gorga Sanitation & Recycling Services, Inc. which as the name states was in the business of “trash removal.”

So while Melissa Marco was playing girls gone wild in Florida, getting arrested for shoplifting, living with various males and females, getting musty balls to pay for her new titties, Joey was picking up trash to make money and put food on the table.

Now, you may think that I’m going to say that’s why he was so experienced picking up trash, but that is just too easy, so I will refrain.

There is nothing wrong with hard honest work. However, in order to be approved by the US Environmental Protection Agency, a sanitation and recycling company must have a bona fide facility. Joey listed his parent’s one family residence as the sanitation facility:

Papa Gorga’s street address has been removed due to privacy concerns

So Joey worked in trash removal. After Teresa married Joe Giudice, Joey learned the construction business from his brother in law.  Slowly Joey moved away from trash.

Who knew that Joey’s love for trash would pull him into the clutches of The House of Marco.

Major thanks to Secret Service operative Maggs who can find a needle in a haystack. 

RHONJ “Pay Your Bills” : Gorgas Under Water & Sinking Rapidly

UPDATED: JULY 26, 2013

When Joe Giudice told Joey Gorga to “Pay Your Bills” we wondered why would he make such a statement. . .

Bravo portrayed Joey Gorga as a successful contractor who lavished his wife with a recording studio, a bentley and lavish gifts.  Melissa Gorga repeatedly stated that they are not financially strapped, nor was that the reason they are selling their love shack. So why would Joe Giudice make such a statement?

Reality proves that Joe Giudice was spot on with his knowledge of the Gorgas’ desperate financial condition. Joey Gorga better stop borrowing from loan sharks, because when he can’t pay, they get really cranky. . .

Before Melissa came into Joey’s life, The Giudices assisted in finding and funding Joey Gorga’s acquisition in Franklin Lakes for a ridiculously low price.

As a result of the acquisition, Joe Giudice helped Joey build the Franklin Lakes house between 2002 and 2003. It was this house that Melissa first saw when she met Joey in October, 2003.

In 2005, the Gorgas purchased a shore house on in Toms River.

On February 2 2007, Joey Gorga purchased a lot in Montville to build a house. Melissa claimed Joey was building her dream house. Joey purchased the property in his name alone; he used money from the sale of his Franklin Lakes house; Melissa had not contributed any funds towards the purchase or improvements of Franklin Lakes or Montville.

In November, 2007 when “don’t call me gold digger” Melissa realized that her name was not on the deed of the love shack, she became enraged. She forced Joey to redo the documents to include her name!

Melissa blamed Teresa Giudice for the failure to include her on the love shack, accusing Teresa of  coming up with the idea to shield Joey’s assets from her gold digging reach. Past bickering paled in comparison to Melissa’s anger in what she perceived as Teresa’s interference with her ability to get her hands on Gorga assets. Why would wifey who married for love and intended to stay married forever, be so livid that her name was not on the love shack deed?

On or about November 30, 2007, the Gorgas toook advantage of Fannie Mae / Freddie Mac programs and borrowed $2,250,000 for the construction of the Montville property. The Gorgas used the Montville property, the Toms River property and the Paterson property as collateral.

Montville Property as Collateral
Toms River Property as Collateral
Paterson Property was purchased in July, 2007 by way of short sale from Deutsche Bank National Trust Co – used as Collateral

On or about July 9, 2008, in violation of the terms and conditions of the $2.2 million dollar mortgage and security interest documents, Joey Gorga took a private mortgage from JoeyD for $350,000 on the Paterson property. The Paterson property is assessed at $357,000.

Teresa and Joe Giudice assisted Joey in building the Montville house.

In 2009, the Gorgas were sued in foreclosure by National City Mortgage.  The suit was completed on July 21, 2011.

The construction and real estate markets are in the toilet. Joey has a mortgage on Montville, Toms River and Paterson in excess of $2.5 million dollars and property taxes on Montville alone of $68,000 per year.

So the Gorgas put Montville and Toms River up for sale.

In the world of Faux Reality Melissa Gorga brokenly and dramatically stated that they were moving out of her dream house because she did not want her little girl to be harassed by the Giudice girls “in the future.” But there is a huge disconnect with Melissa’s dramatic proclamation.

In Reality the Montville property was listed was $3.8 million and reduced to $3.2 million. According to the Township of Montville, the property was assessed at $1.5 million dollars as of 2011.

The love shack’s 2011 assessed value (which in Montville was 100% of the appraised – fair market value) was $1.5 million. In 2012, the house was reassessed (based upon a new appraisal – fair market value) and the love shack’s tax assessment was based upon a value of $3.1 million (and 93.17% of the appraised-fair market value). It is unclear how the love shack doubled in value since all work was allegedly completed in 2010, when the Gorgas moved in. The Montville Building Department confirmed that no additional work was done (or should have been done) after 2010. Thus, it appears that the love shack in a depressed market miraculously doubled in value without any significant changes in less than one year. 

Montville Tax Assessor confirmed that properties in the Township are assessed at 93.17% of their appraised value.  A financial institution would be hard pressed to lend more than 70% of the appraised value of the property. Thus a buyer would be unable to borrow more than $2.1 million on a $3.2 million dollar price tag.  That leaves a very small target market as a potential buyer for the Gorga house – A dummy with lots of cash on hand!

StoopidHousewives took us inside the Toms River Property. The Toms River property was listed for sale for the amount of $535,000, reduced in or about April, 2012 to $520,000. It is assessed at $391,000. On September 15, 2012, the property was removed from sales listings.

On October 11, 2012, the Gorgas again refinanced their Montville home and increased the mortgage from $2,250,000 to $2,677,000. 

Gorga 2012 mortgage

So even if the Gorgas get the asking price on the love shack, they will walk away from the transaction with $500,000 if they are lucky!  

Documents for this article were produced by former Secret Service Operative Maggie (also known as Natasha to my Boris), who was incredible in her dedication to getting the truth published.

Also, thanks to Pixie for being Eagle Eyes!

RHONJ: Missy proclaimed “At Least We Pay Our Bills” [except for a pesky foreclosure. and the sub contractors. and the service providers]

Who can ever forget Melissa Gorga’s swipe at her in laws when she proclaimed, “At Least We Pay Our Bills.” She explained that her husband is “very successful” in his business, converting warehouses to condos and building custom homes, “he is a brilliant businessman”.

Well, it appears that Missy “forgot” a few pesky details. Even if Missy discards the numerous lawsuits by subcontractors and service providers, Missy still failed to mention that while bashing the Giudices for their financial issues, she and her very successful brilliant businessman were sued by National City Mortgage in foreclosure.

According to Court documents, the foreclosure action against Joey and Missy was filed in February 13, 2009 and not concluded until July 21, 2011.


Melissa cannot possibly say she was unaware of the foreclosure action because she and her heirs are named Defendants!

So why does a successful brilliant businessman allow a foreclosure action to remain open for 2 years and destroy his credit? How can a contractor conduct business without lines of credit and construction loans – known of which is available to a man with a foreclosure on his record?

RHONJ: Gorga A Love Story Jersey Shore Style: Missy loves Tarzan

Please let me find a schmoo  I can manipulate!

This is a love story . . . a girl’s love for money and fame. . . no matter the personal cost to herself or those who get in her way.

It is not for the faint of heart. A Jersey Shore love story . . .

A long long time ago, before Snooki, before the Situation, and before Ronnie, there was a very ambitious teenager that lived at the Jersey Shore.

She was a scrappy little thing, far younger and far more devious than her two much older used up sisters.

Jersey Shore was called an ugly duckling so it was important to transform herself if she was to steal the future she felt she deserved.

Jersey Shore was all about having a good time. Shortly after her parents divorced, she went on a party spree that would have made Girl’s Gone Wild proud.

“Incorrigible” they said. “Certifiable” they said. Unable to tame her behavior, Jersey Shore’s mom packed up the little young thing and shipped her off to Florida. But things only got worse . . .

. . . Jersey Shore wasn’t interested in an education.  She was all about partying. Before long, she moved in with a friend and commenced a romantic relationship with her.  Together Jersey Shore and her roommate partied their days and nights away.  The party came to an abrupt end when Jersey Shore was arrested for shoplifting. After posting bond, she was immediately returned to New Jersey.

“What am I going to do with you,” said Mama D, “get your act together and find a man. Me and your gosh darn sisters were married and bleeding men dry by your age!”

“But Mama D, where oh where are all the eligible sugardaddies? Oh! Oh! I know! College! Do professors have money?” asked Jersey Shore.  The problem was one had to graduate from high school to attend college. So Jersey Shore promptly acquired her GED and enrolled at Jersey City College. She then moved to Bayonne with her girlfriend. Apartment #3C! What a crazy crazy place to be.

In order to fulfill her lifelong dream, she searched high and low for the perfect sugerdaddy. She attracted them, young and old, she didn’t discriminate, but sadly they never stayed beyond a good time.

Big Titties are required for teaching 2nd Grade

There was of course musty balls. He paid for Jersey Shore’s titties. Jersey Shore was eternally grateful because an aspiring teacher neeeds big titties.

There was Mr. Range Rover (commonly known as Tommy The Greek). Unfortunately, Range’s parents did not approve of Jersey Shore. After all, she was from the wrong side of the tracks, no formal education, and she looked like a stripper.  When Range’s father caught her crawling thru a window to get to Range’s room. Jersey Shore was promptly dismissed.

[photo as soon as cleared for posting]


Dave C


Then of course there was Dave C, the wealthy tall ‘drink of water’ beefy body builder type that Jersey Shore targeted. Unfortunately, Dave could not take a girl who “bartended for $100 tips” home to meet the family.

“My family will know you’re a gold digger, but we can be friends with benefits! I’ll pay your rent again” said Dave.




matt melissa matt blogThen of course there was Matt “Hollywood”, an aspiring actor and recording artist!  The total package!  But once Hollywood learned that old musty balls bought Jersey Shore’s titties, she was promptly dismissed.

Could it be that Jersey Shore’s singing desires stem from her need to show Hollywood that she was worth keeping? Does she think they will cross paths if she wiggles her way into the industry?

While on spring break with her latest victim conquest, Jersey Shore was approached by Stumpy.  Jersey Shore thought he was a local day laborer. Stumpy followed Jersey Shore around the resort like a lost puppy. She told him that she was a teacher by day and “$100 dollar a tip bartender” at  Lookers Gentlemen’s Club by night. Aside from being small, Stumpy was rather gullible. But, Jersey Shore also told Stumpy that she could not possibly date him; she had her sights set on tall beefy bodybuilders with oversized wallets. Stumpy couldn’t foot the bill – “literally.”

To Jersey Shore’s shock and dismay, Stumpy appeared at Looker’s several months later – big bills in hand! For weeks and weeks Stumpy came to Lookers and each time he came with his $100 tip, he would ask her out. Jersey Shore would graciously decline – how could Stumpy possibly give her the lifestyle that she aspired to have?

One evening, Jersey Shore and her friends crashed a party in Franklin Lakes.  At the party, Jersey Shore got her first glimpse at TARZAN.  She fell madly and hopelessly in love AT FIRST SIGHT! TARZAN was the biggest thing she had ever seen! “I must have TARZAN” she exclaimed.

Within days of seeing TARZAN, Jersey Shore formulated her plan.  When Stumpy next came to Lookers to give her his $100 tip (for a drink of course), Jersey Shore shed a tear and told him that her roommate threw her out of their apartment in Bayonne. She would soon be homeless!

“How can that be?” said Stumpy “a princess can’t be homeless! Stay with me till yous find a place.”

“Oh thank you, Angel From God!! It would be impossible to teach 2nd grade, bartend for big tips while finishing college if I have to live in a bedazzled box!” replied Jersey Shore.

Jersey Shore moved into Stumpy’s house. Within a week of moving in, Jersey Shore came home with tears in her eyes yet again, “I can’t teach those kids, they’re monsters. I can’t possibly teach, work at the tanning salon and bartend for $100 tips!”

Stumpy immediately told his princess to quit all her jobs! She was to work for him as a receptionist since he was a very HUGE & Impotent [sic] Real Estate Developer.

Thus starts the fairy tale life between Melissa Marco and Tarzan!

And Missy and Tarzan lived happily ever after . . .

. . . almost

. . . until Tarzan was sold for a bigger house

. . . and the electric company turned the lights off for nonpayment.

. . . and she realized she would have to keep Stumpy too.

You didn’t think Tarzan was Stumpy, did you!! I said BIG! Missy fell in love with big bold beautiful Tarzan, the house that mucho money built!

Ziola Chavez: Mystery Woman Named by Jac Laurita Found

In a startling revelation during a Xanax induced flurry,  Jacqueline Laurita claims that Zoila Chavez from Flipping Out fame was the mystery woman that Juicy Joe Giudice shagged on his desk. Is Laurita telling the truth? Or is she looking to start a rivalry between superstar Teresa Giudice and hottie Zoila Chaves.


Zoila has agreed to an interview with yours truly.

Q: Zoila, Thank you for joining me today.  As you know recently Jacqueline Laurita identified you as the mystery lady who Joe Giudice shagged on a desk in his office?

A: She crazzzzy.

Q: Zoila, are you saying you weren’t the mystery lady on the desk?

A: No, me no say that.

Q: Okay, let me break this down. Have you ever been shagged on a desk?

A: But of course. It was goooood.

Q: WOW, Zoila, how long have you and Joe Giudice been an item?

A: Juicy Joe? NO NO NO, My Grande Papa (translation Big Papa) es Cris, me amore.

Q: Are you telling me that you’re Big Papa is Chris, Chris Laurita! Chris is your love?

A: Si, jes, Cris Laurita. Me and Cris, we in mucho love.

Q: Zoila, why would Jacqueline say that you were with Joe Giudice?

A: She loca. Cris tell me that she no right in da head. She drink e drink e drink.

Q: Does Jacqueline know about you and Chris?

A: Si, jes. Cris tell her he stay with her because of no money to leave. He no sleep with la loca.

Q: Zoila, I am shocked. Can you give me any proof that you and Chris are together.

A: Si, Cris, he love rubia (translation blonde hair). So me wear  peluca rubia


Zoila says Chris Laurita prefers blondes!!

Thank you Zoila for showing that Jacqueline Laurita should do what Joe Giudice suggested to HAVE HER HEAD CHECKED.

This interview was given by a parody of Zoila Chavez. This was produced to show how ridiculous and outrageous Jacqueline Laurita’s accusations have become. A woman who wishes that that the father of 4 little girls goes to jail.

RHONJ: Melissa Gorga Strikes Out as Recording Artist

Melissa Marco Gorga wants to be a recording artist. And she will do anything to get there.

Was Juicy so far off on the Raccoon eyes?

Gorga has released four songs on iTunes to date. What has she made and how many has she sold?

The introduction of digital music sites like iTunes have changed the face of the music industry and the manner in which royalties and income streams are realized. Songwriters are no longer limited to collecting royalties on physical analog recordings. With the advent of digital music, people outside the traditional recording studio can upload and sell their music from the comfort of their living rooms.

Digital Downloads and amounts owed are regulated by law. Each time a song is downloaded, a royalty of $.09 is paid to the songwriter by the download music service (iTunes). There are also regulated rates for public performances,  interactive streaming and ringtones.

Gorga’s songs were produced by her husband’s company, AGJ Entertainment, LLC.

On Display was released on August 13, 2011. Melissa is listed as co-writer.  As of July 1, 2012, it has been downloaded 21,418 times. It is selling for $.99

How Many Times was released on April 29, 2012. As of July 1, 2012, it has been downloaded 16,310 times. It is selling for $1.29

Rockstar was released on June 10, 2012. As of July 1, 2012, it has been downloaded 1,496 times. It is selling for $1.29

I Just Wanna was released on September 9, 2012. No statistics are available as of yet on number of downloads. It is selling for $1.29

The standard contract that iTunes utilizes for independent production companies, depending on whether it is a bulk rate, is 30% of the download rate for the first 100,000 downloads and one time application fee which brings rate to 40%.

Therefore, as of July 1, 2012,  Melissa has 33,224 downloads.  Total amount to Melissa (before the Bravo cut) is approximately $16,000.00. (The amount that Teresa Giudice makes for two appearances). Was the money worth the destruction of the Gorga family. Melissa Marco thinks so.

RHONJ: Wakile Calls Giudice Fans “Bunch of Crazies”

The sweet, old school, respectful 5th wheel of the RHONJ is showing the wolf in sheep’s clothing – fangs, claws and all.  Faux reality gave way to Wakile’s bitter angry Goddess.

“I’m a Goddess, Mama Gorga is an effen Liar, Juicy is a Cheater, Giudice fans are crazies” says Saint Katfish

From the inception of the Reunion, Kathy Wakile was combative, hostile and vicious. Host Andy Cohen reprimanded Wakile when she continued her tirade against Teresa Giudice’s mother. Wakile spent the Reunion screaming insults at Teresa Giudice over the other ladies like a fishmonger.

The reunion devoted less than 5 minutes on Wakile’s actual story line (or lack thereof), yet Wakile was able to throw so many nasty, condescending and ad hominem attacks at Teresa Giudice, Joe Giudice and the elder Gorgas, that it appeared she was channeling Richard Wakile.

Wakile was unable to pass up any opportunity to ridicule Teresa Giudice’s financial difficulties. Ironically enough the Wakiles failed to pay their bills before they joined RHONJ.  Stoopidhousewives provided an analysis of Wakile’s pre-RHONJ legal issues and their refusal to pay monies due to Exxon.  Exxon obtained a Judgment against the Wakiles in the amount of $113,000.

A few days before the taping of the Reunion, the Wakile’s landscaper served the Wakiles with a Complaint alleging that they failed to pay for landscaping services for a period between October 2010 thru October 2011. On or about September 26, 2012, National Paradise Landscaping won a judgment against the Wakiles in Passaic County Superior Court for those landscaping services.

When Wakile couldn’t conjure up anymore Giudice family members to ridicule, she took a parting shot at Teresa Giudice’s fans, calling them a bunch of crazies. Not surprising, since she often offends Teresa’s fans on twitter:

kathy to devil army of idiots

Wakile enjoys taking  shots at Teresa Giudice for random tweets sent to her by fans over whom Teresa has no control.

Wakile blames Teresa Giudice for a random tweet sent to JacLaurita

One need only meet the Wakile supporters of which Kathy is so fond and ready to follow to see how hypocritical Kathy’s tweets truly are.

Before Kathy Wakile calls Giudice fans crazies or blames Giudice for a random tweet sent by a fan, perhaps she should do some due diligence in whom she follows and promotes.

The 5th wheel also known as Kathy Wakile should understand that the crazies support the show and insulting fans is more abhorrent to sponsors than insulting children, puppies or sweet little grannies.

RHONJ Manzo’s take Punta Cana by Storm: Legal Documents Reveal

In February, 2011, RHONJ travelled to Punta Cana for some fun in the sun that was to be shown in Season 3.  But on February 23, 2011, their fun was abruptly interrupted by the champagne spray heard round the world.

The RHONJ were partying and filming at the Moon Bar located at the Hard Rock Resort in Punta Cana, Domenican Republic.

The Moon Bar is where the alleged confrontation took place.

At approximately 1:15 am, when Teresa Giudice opened a bottle of champagne,  the spray allegedly landed on Yolanda Martinez causing her “eye irritation and discomfort.” When Ms. Martinez’ son in law, Adolfo Arreola and his cousin Jason Gomez confronted the cast, the resulting confrontation became the basis for the following lawsuit.

Bravo & Sirens Media were sued because they allegedly:

encourage, promote and demand that the cast of RHONJ engage in verbal and physical conflict with one another and members of the public, creating a culture, climate and/or atmosphere of confrontation, hostility and violence in order to attract viewers

Paragraph 26.

The Complaint alleges that while Arreola tended to Martinez, the cast and crew, physically attacked him. Paragraph 36. When Arreola’s cousin, Jason Gomez, ran to his aid:

members of the the cast and crew of the RHONJ, without provocation, brutally and savagely beat, kicked, punched, scratched, jumped on and smashed glass on the heads of Arreola and Gomez causing them to sustain severe pain and suffering and bodily injuries

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As if the incident wasn’t bizarre enough, the allegations move into crazy crazy crazy. . .

The Complaint alleges that Arreola and his family were transported to the police station where they were detained and denied medical attention. They were forced to sign settlement agreements and releases containing confidentiality clauses.  Arreola and Gomez allege that they were under “great duress, coercion and physical and emotional stress” when they signed the agreements. They claimed that they waived their rights because they feared for their safety.

As a result of the alleged coercion, Arreola and Gomez ask the Court to strike the settlement agreement so they can proceed with their personal injury suit against the named Defendants Teresa Giudice, Joe Giudice, Albert Manzo, Christopher Manzo, Greg Bennett, Albert Manzo III, Caroline Claire Laurita Manzo, Lauren Manzo, Sirens Media, Bravo Media.

When Did RHONJ become The Truman Show

Years before Big Brother or Real Housewives, a 1998 movie entitled The Truman Show introduced us to the bizarre world of voyeurism and reality TV.  In this movie, Truman Burbank (Jim Carrey) lives his life unaware that he is on a giant studio set surrounded by actors posing as family, friends and townspeople.   Truman’s entire life is televised as he interacts with actors and is unwittingly supervised by an executive producer and crew.  Truman’s decisions, emotions and reactions are pure and untainted since he is unaware that he is being filmed.

As Truman begins to realize that all is not what it seems, the executive producer (Ed Harris) steps up his interference with Truman’s faux reality in order to maintain the farce and continue the ratings bonanza. The executive producer feeds lines to an actress posing as Truman’s girlfriend to keep Truman locked into his artificial world.  She delivers her scripted lines flawlessly:

The last thing I would ever do is lie to you. . . It’s all true. It’s all real. . . Nothing is fake.  Nothing  you see on this show is fake.

Doesn’t it seem like the women of RHONJ are using the same lines? Did Bravo hire Ed Harris to script Seasons 3 and 4?

As we watch RHONJ, we often cringe but cannot look away. Faux Reality promised us a sneak peek into the triumphs and struggles of real families and their friends. The reality is that these characters seem to have transformed their lives to perform for maximum ratings. They have now resorted to using tabloids, publicity and twitter to bolster and create faux reality. Some are better than others at working the spin.

Jacqueline Laurita recently revealed that  for the past 2 seasons  she has refused to share the two life struggles that have consumed her: her son’s autism and her legal financial issues.  Why would Bravo promise a sneak peak into reality and fail so miserably at delivering? When exactly did the purpose of the show shift from a sneak peak into the triumphs and struggles to a sneak peak into what they chose to share?

According to Bravo, Melissa Marco Gorga was initially cast as the witty, fun loving, stay at home mom who declared that she “lives the life that every girl dreams of.” It is unclear which girls Melissa polled before making such a statement, we have yet to meet girls that want to be the perpetual “VICTIM.” In fact, Melissa Marco Gorga’s whole life has been a study in contradictions. 

Let’s recast The Truman Show and follow the life of Melissa Marco Gorga. Melissa was born on March 21, 1979 to Donna and Carmine J. Marco.  In 1993, when Melissa was 15 years old, Melissa’s parents divorced after years of  [verifying information].  Melissa’s father died in 1996 when [verifying information].

Melissa was arrested for shoplifting in 1997, posted bond to the tune of $1,000 and immediately moved from Florida to New Jersey.

While Bravo wants to portray Melissa as a sedate second grade teacher turned happy suburban housewife, realty shows a Girl’s Gone Wild lifestyle of lesbian lovers, wild sex parties, sugar daddies paying for augmentations, and a string of lies that are easily proven.

At some point, Melissa Gorga commenced Jersey City University.  It is unclear where she lived or how she supported herself. The stories are inconsistent at best. [under investigation]  According to Melissa, she worked three jobs to support herself while going to college.

One of those jobs was at Looker’s Gentlemen’s Club.  According to Melissa she was serving drinks to men for $100 tips. Unfortunately, Melissa contradicts the time frame; During the Finale, Melissa states that she worked at Looker’s for a week or so.  According to pay stubs, she worked from January 2003 to December, 2003.  Why the deception?

In or about October, 2003, Melissa met Giuseppe “Joey” Gorga. Melissa moved into Joey’s home by December, 2003.  Melissa graduated from Jersey City University in January, 2004.

During the Finale, Melissa told the world that she was a teacher, she taught “second grade!” Melissa must have forgotten that when FOXNY.COM posed the question to her on August 18, 2011 (less than two months before the Posche Fashion Show), Melissa responded that she never became a teacher because by the time that she graduated, she was already engaged. (See FoxNY Interview, Minute Marker 3:48, last video on stoopidhousewives story)

Melissa Marco married Joey Gorga in August, 2004 and thus the dissent down the rabbit hole began to fool people into believing the fairytale that “she lives a life that every girl dreams of.”

Perhaps it’s time for someone to tell Melissa that The Truman Show is over and the story that has been written for her by producers of Bravo is just that, A STORY.

RHONJ: Kathy Wakile’s Forty Year Grudge

Kathy Wakile has been on The Real Housewives of New Jersey for two seasons. As we all know, Kathy is Teresa Giudice’s cousin (Kathy’s mother and Teresa’s father are sister and brother).

Kathy was cast as the warm stay at home mom, wife and homemaker. Kathy’s self serving tags describe her as sweet, old school and respectful. In Season 3, Kathy’s tag line was “People say that I’m sweet but I’m tough, so don’t cross me.” In Season 4, Kathy’s tag line was “We’re old school. We believe in respect.”

Faux Reality says Kathy Wakile is a sweet bystander who is often caught in the cross fire between Teresa and her sister in law, Melissa Marco Gorga. But reality shows a different person. . . Kathy is a wolf in sheep’s clothing.

Kathy is far from the innocent bystander, she not only targets Teresa, she targets one of Teresa’s achilles’ heels – Teresa’s parents.  The following are examples of Kathy’s systematic and premeditated attacks on Teresa’s parents (without reference to the Wakile’s attacks on Teresa, her husband and the Giudice children).

Kathy’s subtle attempts to taint the viewer against Teresa’s father:

  • Kathy (through the use of her faux granny like mother) discloses a feud between her father and Teresa’s father which caused them not to speak for years;
  • Kathy encourages her mother to disclose that as a child in Italy, Kathy’s mother was separated from her parents and siblings to be raised by her aunt;
  • Kathy discloses that her father is responsible for bringing Teresa’s father to the United States.

Keep in mind that Kathy knows Teresa’s triggers. So now we come to the Reunion.  Once again Kathy Wakile comes with a play book. The other wives are of the belief that Kathy is in sync with their plan to embarrass Teresa and ultimately convince Bravo that Teresa is expendable.

Kathy intended to avenge her father and was unable to hide her scorn

But Kathy’s game plan is far more devious, not only does she want to ruin Teresa, but vindicate her father for the perceived slight that he endured at the hands of Teresa’s father.

Kathy’s first comment at the Reunion was to inject her unsolicited observation that Teresa was a nervous wreck during the Posche Fashion Show, thus implying that Teresa must have been guilty. Kathy’s next unsolicited comment was to join Caroline Manzo in halting Teresa from expressing her concern for baby Nicholas Laurita.

Fifty minutes into the reunion, Kathy Wakile finally becomes the focus of questioning. After exchanging jabs with Teresa, Kathy commences to implement her master plan.  Kathy’s ad hominem attack on Teresa’s parents was launched as follows:

  • Without any discussion about parents or inlaws, Kathy volunteers that Teresa used to call her to complain about her in laws;
  • Kathy then aims her fangs for the jugular vein and calls Teresa’s mother a fucking liar who allegedly spread rumors that Kathy had Lap Band surgery (a double play by insulting Teresa’s mother and further enraging Caroline Manzo whose daughter recently had lap band surgery);
  • Kathy then sinks to an all time low by calling Teresa’s father a coward;
  • Kathy further screams that if it wasn’t for Kathy’s father, Teresa wouldn’t be in this country.

Kathy’s actions and comments throughout two seasons (as highlighted by her outburst at the reunion) are not that of a sweet, old school, respectful housewife. They are the actions of a woman who feels that she has been crossed and is seeking revenge.

The Faux Reality of being caught in the cross fire between Teresa and Melissa has given way to the Reality that Kathy Wakile holds a 40 year family grudge. . .  Kathy  Wakile believes that Teresa Gorga Giudice owes her for her successes stemming from the day Kathy’s father brought Teresa’s father to the United States. . .  and Kathy will stop at nothing to collect.  This isn’t the sweet, old school, respectful housewife we were promised.

The Lizard Nada Kohm and the Custodian

awenchlikemeEarlier today I received the mad rambling tweets of a woman on twitter known as @AWenchLikeMe and affectionately known as #Lizard (Nada Kohm ). Without ever having sad a negative word about her, #Lizard has repeatedly flip flopped in her insane ramblings about me.  So here is the history with #Lizard:

#Lizard held herself out to be a broken meek pathetic woman whose husband died leaving her  battling his children for his pitiful estate. #Lizard and I were friendly, often exchanging stories, until one day, she advised me that she would have to unfollow on twitter  because she didn’t want to be attacked by others who had targeted my followers.

A few weeks later, I discovered #Lizard’s proxy account was following me. I was annoyed that she didn’t have the decency to tell me that she had a proxy account following me, so I blocked both the proxy and her main account.

Shortly thereafter, #Lizard’s friend (insert name) told me that #Lizard needed to follow me because #Lizard was being harassed by Frank Abba—- the #Custodian and wanted my assistance in getting him to stop.


The #Custodian was allegedly sexting #Lizard, asking her to send him nudes and inviting #Lizard to New Jersey to “meet up” with him in person. The #Custodian was married at the time (he has since separated from his wife).  I was told #Lizard was upset and wanted nothing further to do with him. Believing that #Lizard was fragile, I acquiesed

#Lizard then sent me the sexting messages that the #Custodian had sent her (all under the pretense that his advances were unwanted).

email and sexting messages

I was able to get the Custodian to stop harassing #Lizard and all was right in the world. Unfortunately, #Lizard is a flighty flip flopper so once she achieved what she wanted from me, she was off to the races again. As soon as the friend who had asked me to intervene on #Lizard’s behalf gave the word, #Lizard was back to taking shots at me. The Queen of her reptilian world came out from under her bed to passively aggressively sub tweet about someone’s who had the audacity to help her when she requested assistance.  What does Nada mean in Spanish? . . .  Exactly.

wench against frankUpdate: After the publishing of the within story, Lizard responded that she had lied about being harassed by the Custodian. It appears that Lizard is not above accusing a man of sexually harassing her AND crying wolf to the friends around her to further her deception.  Pitiful and Dangerous Individual. It’s unclear if the friend she employed to relay the information to me was in on the deception or if she was also deceived by this woman who falsely accused a man of sexually harassing her. What I didn’t know at the time was she had threatened the Custodian “that she had saved the texts FYI.” Was this her way of blackmailing him or was it all a lie?